I just requested to be upgraded just a minute ago and had to cut my explanation down from approximately 1200 words to just 150! Clearly I was babbling too much, but I thought it couldn't hurt to elaborate a tad on my request.

Before meeting my soon-to-be wife (well, before meeting her again... We grew up four houses away from each other but lost contact after high school. It always makes me giddy to think about our lesbian fairytale.), I spent a lot of time bed hopping and trying to "pull-down" every girl I found mildly attractive. I like variety and I hate getting bored. I assumed relationships were just not for me.

Fast-forward to her. Perfect and witty, beautifully stubborn and remarkably skillful in the kitchen, she was what I was looking for. We started a love affair that I can honestly say still catches me off guard even years later.

To keep variety in our relationship and in the bedroom, we love love love using new toys, having sex in new places, and surprising one another with newly found phrases for dirty talk.

It's honestly such a relief to not have to be searching all the time, playing the game, and still feeling somewhat unfulfilled.

We've been regulars at our local sex toy stores for years, but to be honest, nothing compares to the variety and information that can be found on a site like Eden Fantastys. My lady and I are extremely excited to try out some new toys and to spread our findings to the online community.


Thanks for reading. (= less