What's the most unusual shape far?

I don't like realistic looking toys honestly.

It is more of the performance than the looks

Variety is key - but I have to admit like BlackOrchid we love Vixskin. Especially the Maverick and Outlaw.

Glow in the dark is so fun, best thing is you don't loose them when the lights go out.

Agreed!

Define unrealistic.

I can't remember who it was that posted it the other day but someone posted a pic of an ad for a vibe with a rotating barbed head?! If I were in charge of product naming for that sucker, Id have called it "The SafeWord!" cuz no.... It looked like it would peel veggies better than give you a good time.

I am gonna have to say unrealistic for me. I like the funky colors and different shapes. The odd shapes and sizes can occasionally reach or hit spots in ways that the realistic ones can't as easily.

Do you have any themed dildos or as one member calls them "dicks" . Any Bad Dragon or such designer cocks. We've a small stash.

However it's going to be realistic this weekend. Going big

As the old saying goes - go big or go home!

Unfortunately the kids are visiting this weekend - so tonight I'm on ice

Lmao wow. Nothing themed. yet. I will probably look into this soon if only for laughs.... aren't there like motor head themed/designed ones etc? seems so odd to me to have some weird flashy logo printed or painted on a toy that just repeatedly goes in and out of my nether regions that no one sees but me. I recently got rid of the first one I ever got because the motor in it finally stopped working. It was a waterproof silicone wall bangers with the suction cup on the base. If I had done a little more homework in the beginning I probably should have tried something a little slimmer at first but I was just like "that's It. I am getting me one of these. Its gonna be big enough to be fun to use after sex is over and its gotta work in the shower." lmao. it was midnight blue. I have since come not to like silicone as much. I really don't keep lube around and silicone can get some drag to skin going au natural.... I now have one that is bigger than the first one but do not use it often, I have one set of Kegel trainers that's too big and I don't use and one set that's just right I play with and wear around often. I have 3 remote control bullets: 2 of them have nubs and a cord and one is satiny and corless with dozens of functions. I had a couple gspot vibes that were abs plastic one had that satin sort of finish that was a favorite but both claimed to be waterproof and still got battery corrosion, one faster than the other. Just this week my first glass toy showed up.... I had it out of the box for a whole 20 minutes before I got on here with shakey legs and found a second one to try: the first is perfectly smooth(Awesome) and I want to try texture. The second glass toy that is on its way is why and how I found Edenfantasys. Eden's prices are a ton better than a certain other company's and Eden's site and my account here are a lot more informative in my opinion. I am not certain I will get anything needing batteries/electronic for a while unless I decide to try anything E Stim.

I once saw a sex ed teacher do a youtube video on "fucking sculptures"... I want some of those badly; Its all glass dildos etc and they are meant to be functional artwork/sculptures. They look interesting but I currently can not really justify paying that much for one pretty toy and I think if I got one and my man found out what it was and how much they go for he would probably call me bonkers and leave me. If toys were something we both enjoyed and it was about the quality and longevity of the item then I could justify it but this is not the case. The toys I get are from me to me just for me and I can treat myself but I have to try to be fair and keep it with in reason. I think the most I have ever spent on a single toy was about 50$ on a rabbit. I got one that had the twisting pearls in it. The pearls did not suit my tastes and the rabbit part did not reach my spots. I just could not find a way to reach.... It was like I was too small or the toy was too long and awkward. I then tried a second rabbit that seemed to be smaller/shorter more suited to my anantomical needs and it still did not seem to fit my proportions and I just could not turn or reach to have the dildo end inside of me and the rabbit ears touching where they were supposed to lol the ears seemed to be reaching more for my navel. I was all excited for nothing cuz rabbits just are not right for me.

The Bad Dragon toys ar.e interesting. That's funny I had never heard of them before. I will definitely have to check them out some more. Too funny. How do you seriously use those without cracking up with some of them? oddly enough they kind of remind me a little of Evil Ernie and Lady Death and a lot of Puss Heads art work. Funny to me yes, but also pretty cool. I used to draw show flyers for a band I knew when I lived in Iowa. Was like the biggest complement ever when one of the guitarists told me my work reminded him of Puss Heads. This has piqued my interest. Thank you.

Lol.

TTG,
Have you tried or enjoy the " horse " or " dog" themed ones ?