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Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Ya I think so. Who still wears them?

Agreed, I could buy a used motorcycle and rig it up to a dildo for that price.
I sense a future ToyTimeTim vid.

Pretty as it is, I don't think I'd go for it. I could get a healthy chunk of stuff off of my wishlists for that kind of money. I kind of like the cufflinks, though. Reminds me of how toys from the Insignia line come with a brooch.
05/25/2012
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
As nice as it looks, I don't really understand how a stainless steel toy of that size is priced at $540. The Eleven is 3.5 lbs and only costs $299. The Earl only weighs 8.5 oz, which is just more than 1/2 lb.
05/25/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by Kindred
As nice as it looks, I don't really understand how a stainless steel toy of that size is priced at $540. The Eleven is 3.5 lbs and only costs $299. The Earl only weighs 8.5 oz, which is just more than 1/2 lb.
The silver plating is the reason why. Still, I think I would rather have a stainless toy over silver, no worries about ruining the finish.
05/26/2012
Contributor: meezerosity meezerosity
At least you could say your ass is worth its weight in gold...or silver.
05/26/2012
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
The silver plating is the reason why. Still, I think I would rather have a stainless toy over silver, no worries about ruining the finish.
I could be wrong but no where on the LELO site does it say that it's silver plated. And only on the EF page does it even mention silver as the color, not the finish.
05/26/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by Kindred
I could be wrong but no where on the LELO site does it say that it's silver plated. And only on the EF page does it even mention silver as the color, not the finish.
"Ease into pure luxury with the fluid curves and exquisite construction of Earl from LELO. This non-vibrating gentleman's pleasure object, available in silver or 18K gold plate, is designed to provide targeted prostate massage through anal penetration; with the added stimulation of warmed or cooled precious metal, it's a sensory revelation. Hygienic, stylish and ready for play, Earl is smooth and designed with a ring for easy removal. Comes presented in an elegant wooden gift box with matching cufflinks, manual, satin pouch for stylish storage, and a 1-year LELO warranty."

That's the info another site has on it.
05/26/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
I could be wrong but no where on the LELO site does it say that it's silver plated. And only on the EF page does it even mention silver as the color, not the finish.
Yup, your right my friend, it's only stainless. (Did I say ONLY???LOL

From Lelo's site "crafted in stainless steel or 24K gold plate."

Well, that certainly shot that one down the drain. I could buy another Eleven and make two of these for the same price. Oh well, life goes on.
05/26/2012
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
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Originally posted by Ansley
"Ease into pure luxury with the fluid curves and exquisite construction of Earl from LELO. This non-vibrating gentleman's pleasure object, available in silver or 18K gold plate, is designed to provide targeted prostate massage through anal ... more
This is directly from the LELO site:

"EARL is an elegant and luxurious gentleman's pleasure object, elegantly sculpted to provide exquisite tension and profound pleasure, crafted in stainless steel or 24K gold plate. The metal, enticing and evocative against the naked skin, offers exciting prospects for users inclined to the sensual utilisation of hot or cold. As a gentleman's plug for deep internal stimulation, including male G-spot massage, he helps the user sustain sensation and reach a new intensity of release. Hygienic, stylish and ready for play, he is smooth and designed with a ring for full control of the sensual experience. Use EARL as you wish, whether it be with a partner for added enjoyment or as a secret companion, worn discreetly. Comes presented in an elegant wooden gift box, accessorised with matching cufflinks, manual, satin pouch for stylish storage and a 1-year LELO warranty."

That other site appears to have both wrong. It's stainless steel, not silver, and it's 24K gold plate, not 18K.
05/26/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by Kindred
This is directly from the LELO site:

"EARL is an elegant and luxurious gentleman's pleasure object, elegantly sculpted to provide exquisite tension and profound pleasure, crafted in stainless steel or 24K gold plate. The metal, ... more
Ya know what cracks me up, they only give a one year warranty. For that kind of mullah I want a life time warranty.
05/26/2012
Contributor: WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
Really, really nice, but way, way too expensive.
05/26/2012
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by xOhxSoxScandalousx
Yeah if the guys a male chauvinist pig.

That thing looks mighty purdy! Too intimidating for me though. LOL. The price is outrageous! There is a site wide sale going on right now. You can use the code Summerfun to get this item for $472! ... more
Well, a lot of people enjoy relationships that value their Power Dynamic. Not all men who are Doms or Alphas are "Male chauvinist pigs." My Man is Dominant in our relationship, and it is completely consensual.

I love to serve him and would be happy to use this toy, or any on him (or anything else, sexual or otherwise) if he were to ask.

Being In Service to a partner doesn't mean that partner is a bad person, it's just the way some people recognize and value their Power Dynamic. Open Subs recognize their role and don't see their Doms as "chauvinistic."

Just sayin'. A lot of us here are in D/s or M/s relationships. They are all consensual.

Anyway, it is an expensive toy, and My Man isn't into prostate stim (sadly, but it isn't my ass, so it's totally up to him) and I really wouldn't spend that much on myself.
05/26/2012
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
I just saw this on the new Eden now carries thread. Geez!
05/26/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Ya know what cracks me up, they only give a one year warranty. For that kind of mullah I want a life time warranty.
Tim, my man, I love you to do death...but a "mullah" is a Muslim religious teacher - usually a man. I believe the word you're looking for is moola.
05/26/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
This is directly from the LELO site:

"EARL is an elegant and luxurious gentleman's pleasure object, elegantly sculpted to provide exquisite tension and profound pleasure, crafted in stainless steel or 24K gold plate. The metal, ... more
*hmph*...I'd say Lelo needs to work on their copy editing if that's the case. You know we don't write this stuff, right? We take what we're given.
05/26/2012
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
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Originally posted by Ansley
Tim, my man, I love you to do death...but a "mullah" is a Muslim religious teacher - usually a man. I believe the word you're looking for is moola.
LMAO!
05/26/2012
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
*hmph*...I'd say Lelo needs to work on their copy editing if that's the case. You know we don't write this stuff, right? We take what we're given.
The information on the EF product page is correct.
05/26/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
The information on the EF product page is correct.
Oh yay!!! That's good news! I was doing some googling and it seems like half the companies have it right and half have it totally wrong. Glad we aren't spreading some false advertising around here.
05/26/2012
Contributor: Mrs. Tickle and Giggle Mrs. Tickle and Giggle
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim


Basically it is the Bob but a Silver plated steel version. I understand it is quite pricey but the Silver will give it antibacterial properties and life long use.

Anyone going to take the plunge? Looking around it sells for around ... more
For that much it better come with a box of extras! (servent, chains, whips, gags and more)
05/26/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
Tim, my man, I love you to do death...but a "mullah" is a Muslim religious teacher - usually a man. I believe the word you're looking for is moola.
haha, YAY for spell check!
05/26/2012
Contributor: roskat roskat
That price is insaneeee. But it does look amazing. How much would the price come down if they would drop the cuff links? Fifty bucks, maybe? Lol.
05/26/2012
Contributor: aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim


Basically it is the Bob but a Silver plated steel version. I understand it is quite pricey but the Silver will give it antibacterial properties and life long use.

Anyone going to take the plunge? Looking around it sells for around ... more
lmao... as i tell my friends, marveling at the sticker tag on my collection, 'i only want gucci for my coochie!' it's kind of my new motto.

you GET that $600 butt plug! EF IS selling it for less than the standard price, and i bet if you save those points, you can get it for free!
05/26/2012
Contributor: PassionateLover2 PassionateLover2
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim


Basically it is the Bob but a Silver plated steel version. I understand it is quite pricey but the Silver will give it antibacterial properties and life long use.

Anyone going to take the plunge? Looking around it sells for around ... more
WOW!! For that price, maybe I could use it as a future hip replacement too!!
05/26/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by aliceinthehole
lmao... as i tell my friends, marveling at the sticker tag on my collection, 'i only want gucci for my coochie!' it's kind of my new motto.

you GET that $600 butt plug! EF IS selling it for less than the standard price, and i bet ... more
Honestly, I don't think I could save them for that long.
05/27/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by PassionateLover2
WOW!! For that price, maybe I could use it as a future hip replacement too!!
haha or maybe just have it surgically attached if ED sets in.
05/27/2012
Contributor: Allison.Wilder Allison.Wilder
Isn't it true that the most expensive toys are the best quality with the longest life? I'd save for a toy of this magnitude!
05/27/2012
Contributor: B8trDude B8trDude
Wow, this is EXPENSIVE. Yup, those are cufflinks! Imagine going a party, receiving a compliment on your stylish cufflinks and before you explain that "Lelo" is the name of a sex toy company, you offer to show off the matching accessory!
05/27/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by B8trDude
Wow, this is EXPENSIVE. Yup, those are cufflinks! Imagine going a party, receiving a compliment on your stylish cufflinks and before you explain that "Lelo" is the name of a sex toy company, you offer to show off the matching accessory!
"Here let me show you what came with them, just let me pull my pants down here..."
05/28/2012
Contributor: Ilovelingerie Ilovelingerie
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim


Basically it is the Bob but a Silver plated steel version. I understand it is quite pricey but the Silver will give it antibacterial properties and life long use.

Anyone going to take the plunge? Looking around it sells for around ... more
What on earth, that is a lot of money.
05/28/2012
Contributor: Tork48309 Tork48309
So cool. The box that it comes in is really nice also. If you think that this would be a long lasting toy, the price is a little bit easier to bare.
No motor to break, I like it!
05/28/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by Tork48309
So cool. The box that it comes in is really nice also. If you think that this would be a long lasting toy, the price is a little bit easier to bare.
No motor to break, I like it!
Much like any stainless toy, it will last a life time and more with a little care. The problem, at least for me, is that I have a toy twice the size for half the price. Not saying I would not like to have it, it's just the price is to high for my blood.
05/28/2012