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Contributor: LinToxic LinToxic
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I was wondering about this item. It looks like an April Fools joke to me since the manufacturer is completely new and the dildo itself looks like Nob Essence toys.

But since we're talking about meteorites here, if this toy were real, would you use it? I know I would. Hahaha! As long as I know that the outer layer is covered in a completely safe material.

I personally think embedding genuine meteorite dust into a glass dildo would have been a better use for something like this.
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Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Here's the Sneak Peek.

I dunno...it looks really cool me!
03/30/2012
Contributor: underHim underHim
Quote:
Originally posted by LinToxic
I was wondering about this item. It looks like an April Fools joke to me since the manufacturer is completely new and the dildo itself looks like Nob Essence toys.

But since we're talking about meteorites here, if this toy were real, would ... more
No this is actually a real product they are selling. Kinda crazy huh. It is $250
03/30/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by LinToxic
I was wondering about this item. It looks like an April Fools joke to me since the manufacturer is completely new and the dildo itself looks like Nob Essence toys.

But since we're talking about meteorites here, if this toy were real, would ... more
On glass, hell ya! I wouldn't mind seeing it on stainless too, imagine the look under the sun or a bright light...

It is a real toy, I know Kindred is good with Photoscape but he is not that good to make up his own pictures. Rest assured it is a real toy and you can purchase it right now if you want.
03/30/2012
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
(Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
On glass, hell ya! I wouldn't mind seeing it on stainless too, imagine the look under the sun or a bright light...

It is a real toy, I know Kindred is good with Photoscape but he is not that good to make up his own pictures. Rest assured ... more
I agree that it may have been cooler to put meteorite dust in a glass toy, but I totally want this one.
03/30/2012
Contributor: Melan!e Melan!e
This looks so cool! I'd want to make sure it was coated in something safe first too though.

Love the idea about embedding meteorite dust in a glass dildo!!
03/30/2012
Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
Wow this is so cool. I want it!
03/30/2012
Contributor: NonNewtonianBisexual NonNewtonianBisexual
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
On glass, hell ya! I wouldn't mind seeing it on stainless too, imagine the look under the sun or a bright light...

It is a real toy, I know Kindred is good with Photoscape but he is not that good to make up his own pictures. Rest assured ... more
I don't think it's good Photoshop, but rather some real life modification. Keep in mind the toy popped two days before April Fool's Day (already out of stock) and looks exactly--and I do mean exactly--like a Nob Essence Fling painted grey.
03/30/2012
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
Wonder if the meteorite dust has the same properties as a solid piece of meteorite, and gives out the same energies. I read from a crystal and mineral site, and these are the physical well-being energies Meteorites Nickel-Iron magnifies:

"Nickel-Iron Meteorites are a strengthener for the blood and tissues. They can assist one in building up physical stamina and strength and so are wonderful aids to the healing process. They can help one stay present on the Earth and can be use for premature infants or to help stabilize one who is experiencing a prolonged and difficult illness. They offer strength and hope in the face of a long struggle or physical ailment."

If the dildo embodies the same energies, it will be a rather interesting piece to own!
03/30/2012
Contributor: Deeder Deeder
Could be fake, could be real. Either way, if I ever come into what I like to call "stupid money" I can either buy it or have someone make it for me. Consider this as the newest entry on my bucket list.

That said, I totally agree with the idea of embedding the dust into a glass dong. It'd look amazing!
03/30/2012
Contributor: MamaDivine MamaDivine
Quote:
Originally posted by LinToxic
I was wondering about this item. It looks like an April Fools joke to me since the manufacturer is completely new and the dildo itself looks like Nob Essence toys.

But since we're talking about meteorites here, if this toy were real, would ... more
Looks pretty cool!
03/30/2012
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
(Review Program Mentor)
As an aside, I wonder if the new incarnation of Jollies (who does custom dildos) would be willing to place a meteorite in a dildo for me! Just in case this one is a joke.
03/30/2012
Contributor: VioletMoonstone VioletMoonstone
This has to be a joke! I'm not believing it for a second. This is kookoo.
03/31/2012
Contributor: K101 K101
Quote:
Originally posted by LinToxic
I was wondering about this item. It looks like an April Fools joke to me since the manufacturer is completely new and the dildo itself looks like Nob Essence toys.

But since we're talking about meteorites here, if this toy were real, would ... more
Yea. I wasn't thrilled about it either. It doesn't look like anything I'd put near my privates!
03/31/2012
Contributor: ScottA ScottA
Quote:
Originally posted by Rossie
Wonder if the meteorite dust has the same properties as a solid piece of meteorite, and gives out the same energies. I read from a crystal and mineral site, and these are the physical well-being energies Meteorites Nickel-Iron ... more
You can use a nickel-bearing stanless steel and have the same minerals nearby. Seems a bit "woo-woo" without proof.
03/31/2012
Contributor: Nissa Nissa Nissa Nissa
Quote:
Originally posted by LinToxic
I was wondering about this item. It looks like an April Fools joke to me since the manufacturer is completely new and the dildo itself looks like Nob Essence toys.

But since we're talking about meteorites here, if this toy were real, would ... more
Looks pretty crazy if you ask me. I like the idea of it though.
03/31/2012
Contributor: Beck Beck
I appears to be an April Fool's joke to me too, now. I really want it if it is not. But considering that it appears to be spray painted, unfinished, and you can see the Logo, I think it is a joke. I was really wanting one too.
03/31/2012
Contributor: Sir Sir
I saw this and said to myself, "You've got to be kidding."

To be fully honest, would anyone seriously buy something like this? I mean, truly. Is it really necessary?
03/31/2012
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
My Q is, why would someone waste a nob essence toy like this? =/
04/01/2012
Contributor: Sir Sir
Quote:
Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
My Q is, why would someone waste a nob essence toy like this? =/
First thing I thought when I saw it.
04/01/2012
Contributor: Incendiaire Incendiaire
Quote:
Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
My Q is, why would someone waste a nob essence toy like this? =/
I suspect it's latex paint that can just be peeled off afterwards, so as to not damage the toy.
04/01/2012
Contributor: Pixel Pixel
Quote:
Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
My Q is, why would someone waste a nob essence toy like this? =/
I nearly cried over the pic. Poor Fling.
04/01/2012
Contributor: wildorchid wildorchid
I just can't wait to find out if it's real or not. Never in a million years would I buy it or anything like it though. The idea rocks!
04/01/2012
Contributor: Princess-Kayla ♥ Princess-Kayla ♥
I definitely plan on getting this at some point. I think it's so cool.
The idea of having something like that is just awesome! My nerd is showing. Lol
04/01/2012
Contributor: Lickable Lollie Lickable Lollie
Just outta curiosity, I looked up the company... I found nothing...juss sayin'
04/01/2012
Contributor: Brandonn Brandonn
Of course its an April fools joke. That toys too ugly to be real.
04/01/2012
Contributor: Various Various
IF this is a joke, it is probably the best organized joke ever.

EVER.
04/01/2012
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Quote:
Originally posted by Incendiaire
I suspect it's latex paint that can just be peeled off afterwards, so as to not damage the toy.
I'm not familiar with paint so it could be. That makes me feel much better.
04/02/2012
Contributor: Princess-Kayla ♥ Princess-Kayla ♥
Considering it's now April 4, this may not be a joke...
I also looked up the company that made it though, and I'm not finding it...
04/04/2012
Contributor: spineyogurt spineyogurt
Awesome..
04/04/2012