I misplaced a dildo and at first it wasn't a big deal, the house was messy and I thought it would eventually turn up. Now we just cleaned our entire place and we still can't find it and I think it's lost and gone forever. It was a cute pink soft and flexible one and it has disappeared forever I would post missing signs around town if I thought it might help. Am I the only one who has ever lost a toy or does this sometimes happen to people; something like the sock that never returns to find its missing mate?
Missing Dildo!
02/18/2012
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I've never had a toy go missing (and we've even managed that through a number of moves!) but definitely have had other things disappear around the house. Chances are it probably is hiding in some out of the way place, but even if you can't find it I guess that's just a good excuse to go looking for a new replacement
02/18/2012
Look under/between a mattress Under furniture..in places you wouldn't expect. good luck
02/18/2012
LOL I'm so sorry, I just had to laugh... I haven't had this happen... but I wish you the best of luck finding the missing dildo!!! Hehehe
02/18/2012
I constantly misplace almost everything. Except sex toys. But if I had as many as some of you lucky people have I would be in serious trouble.
02/18/2012
I don't think I've ever lost a toy, but right before christmas I stashed a bunch of lubes out of sight and I now can't find them to save my life. It's ridiculous.
02/18/2012
I've lost them and then re-found them in some pretty crazy places--places I know that I couldn't have put them.
It'll turn up
It'll turn up
02/18/2012
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LOL! Do you have a cat or dog? Could they have gotten into your stash of toys?
Originally posted by
DeliciousSurprise
I've lost them and then re-found them in some pretty crazy places--places I know that I couldn't have put them.
It'll turn up
It'll turn up
02/19/2012
Did you check the crevice between your bed and the wall? Sometimes my toys fall in there. I thought I lost my We-Vibe Salsa and I was super upset because it is so tiny and wonderful. But I found it! I'm sure you'll find yours too - but if not, it's a good excuse to buy a new one
02/19/2012
The sad thing is this dildo was seven inches big. The last I can remember I had it vacuum sealed to my book shelf as something of a sex trophy. The only thing I can think of is it might have fallen off into a trash can nearby which I might have emptied without looking in (but that's a bit of a stretch). I also might have moved it to hide before company came over. Though it might have been a trophy, it's also kind of a private trophy I do hope it shows up, something so pretty should never end up in a landfill.
02/19/2012
lol I don't think I've ever had that happen. Although, I'm a size queen, so I would be kind of hard to misplace the dildos I use.
02/19/2012
Lol, hope you find it! So far haven't had this come up.
02/19/2012
At least you didn't lose it inside yourself!
behind the pillows maybe?
behind the pillows maybe?
02/19/2012
Baha, oh no! I've never lost a toy, I keep them all together in one place. I would be totally distraught if one of my favourite dildos went missing
02/19/2012
Oh, dear! I hope you find it soon!
Thankfully, I'm very good about putting my sex toys on top of my toy box to dry when I'm done cleaning them, and when they're dry they go right in the box, so they've never gotten lost. I'd be so upset if one of my favorites went missing!
Thankfully, I'm very good about putting my sex toys on top of my toy box to dry when I'm done cleaning them, and when they're dry they go right in the box, so they've never gotten lost. I'd be so upset if one of my favorites went missing!
02/19/2012
I always put mine away in this large travel bag I have as soon as I clean it. I'm prone to losing stuff and I'd be upset if I lost one of the toys I really like especially the higher priced ones. I actually lost a ring a few days ago and ripped apart the house and car! I found it and will be taking it to have a guard put on. That was the worst feeling in the world. I was so worried that I'd have to tell my fiance I lost a ring he is still paying on!
I hope you find your toy. Have you looked for one here that is similar to replace it? Like someone mentioned, if you have a dog maybe it hid your toy.
I hope you find your toy. Have you looked for one here that is similar to replace it? Like someone mentioned, if you have a dog maybe it hid your toy.
02/19/2012
Jeez that sucks.
02/29/2012
Ive had this same thing happen to me, it turned out to be between the mattress and the box spring, try looking in and around the last place you had it or tried to clean it its probably hiding just waiting to be found.
03/05/2012
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