Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
So, honestly, when you have a dildo in your hand...
07/25/2012
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I've thought about it...
07/25/2012
Haha Yes, the urge has always been there!
07/25/2012
I haven't just thought about it; I've done it! And yes, it is exactly as hilarious and fulfilling as you would imagine.
07/25/2012
All the time...
07/25/2012
It's never occurred to me.
However, if there is one lying in our bed in the morning, my husband will put it on my face when I'm sleeping and laugh. (eye roll) He thinks he's funny.
However, if there is one lying in our bed in the morning, my husband will put it on my face when I'm sleeping and laugh. (eye roll) He thinks he's funny.
07/25/2012
Never thought about, have things on my mind when there's one in my hand.
07/25/2012
One of my closest friends and I are going to buy these ; just to do that. Seriously.
07/25/2012
Now I do..
07/25/2012
no, I've never thought of that, lol
07/25/2012
yes all the time
07/25/2012
Why do you think I want the Eleven? Double ended. One end for me... the other to smack people who answer questions with questionable replies.
So I am looking to moving to Ethiopia and wondered if they have tampons so I asked a couple people these are their replies:
Man 1: Why would you use tampons? Use pads. Cheaper.
Man 2: My wife is a pads woman, but I'll ask her to find out for you.
Man 3: whats a tampon?
Man 2 replied telling me that since they are an imported item that the price of them will be really more expensive than I am used too.
Me: I live in China. They are imported here too.
Man 2: Then I'd suggest you bring enough for your time here
Me: I told you, I am planning on living in Ethopia for four years. So I should bring no thing but tampons with me? But what about my shoes?
So I am looking to moving to Ethiopia and wondered if they have tampons so I asked a couple people these are their replies:
Man 1: Why would you use tampons? Use pads. Cheaper.
Man 2: My wife is a pads woman, but I'll ask her to find out for you.
Man 3: whats a tampon?
Man 2 replied telling me that since they are an imported item that the price of them will be really more expensive than I am used too.
Me: I live in China. They are imported here too.
Man 2: Then I'd suggest you bring enough for your time here
Me: I told you, I am planning on living in Ethopia for four years. So I should bring no thing but tampons with me? But what about my shoes?
07/25/2012
Not really... Sometimes I just want to squeeze and play with them instead of actually using them, though!
07/26/2012
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The best sword fight ever. You must YouTube it.
Originally posted by
Mitzuki
One of my closest friends and I are going to buy these ; just to do that. Seriously.
07/26/2012
Good lord, all the time. Especially if I'm cleaning them in the sink. I'll leave several all over the bathroom, because it amuses me. the towel rack outside my shower is just a hook, and I stick my tantus tsunami on the end of it a lot, so there's a big pink dildo coming off the wall. Haha.
07/26/2012
I find the idea to be endlessly entertaining. Also, I'd like an Eleven to use as a bedside weapon.
"Oh, what's that, Mr. Burglar? You're going to rape me and take all my stuff? Well how about you sample THREE AND A HALF POUNDS OF SOLID STEEL SEXUAL JUSTICE!!!"
"Oh, what's that, Mr. Burglar? You're going to rape me and take all my stuff? Well how about you sample THREE AND A HALF POUNDS OF SOLID STEEL SEXUAL JUSTICE!!!"
07/26/2012
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Oh God, I lol'ed
Originally posted by
Rin (aka Nire)
I find the idea to be endlessly entertaining. Also, I'd like an Eleven to use as a bedside weapon.
"Oh, what's that, Mr. Burglar? You're going to rape me and take all my stuff? Well how about you sample THREE AND A HALF ... more
"Oh, what's that, Mr. Burglar? You're going to rape me and take all my stuff? Well how about you sample THREE AND A HALF ... more
I find the idea to be endlessly entertaining. Also, I'd like an Eleven to use as a bedside weapon.
"Oh, what's that, Mr. Burglar? You're going to rape me and take all my stuff? Well how about you sample THREE AND A HALF POUNDS OF SOLID STEEL SEXUAL JUSTICE!!!" less
"Oh, what's that, Mr. Burglar? You're going to rape me and take all my stuff? Well how about you sample THREE AND A HALF POUNDS OF SOLID STEEL SEXUAL JUSTICE!!!" less
And Mitzuki, I think a video review of the Manhandler is in order. The world needs to know about its sword fighting potential!
07/26/2012
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You want me to mail you a huge shipment of tampons every six months? You really should get an Eleven and keep it in your handbag if you live in Ethiopia, awfully good defense weapon!
Originally posted by
Woman China
Why do you think I want the Eleven? Double ended. One end for me... the other to smack people who answer questions with questionable replies.
So I am looking to moving to Ethiopia and wondered if they have tampons so I asked a couple people ... more
So I am looking to moving to Ethiopia and wondered if they have tampons so I asked a couple people ... more
Why do you think I want the Eleven? Double ended. One end for me... the other to smack people who answer questions with questionable replies.
So I am looking to moving to Ethiopia and wondered if they have tampons so I asked a couple people these are their replies:
Man 1: Why would you use tampons? Use pads. Cheaper.
Man 2: My wife is a pads woman, but I'll ask her to find out for you.
Man 3: whats a tampon?
Man 2 replied telling me that since they are an imported item that the price of them will be really more expensive than I am used too.
Me: I live in China. They are imported here too.
Man 2: Then I'd suggest you bring enough for your time here
Me: I told you, I am planning on living in Ethopia for four years. So I should bring no thing but tampons with me? But what about my shoes? less
So I am looking to moving to Ethiopia and wondered if they have tampons so I asked a couple people these are their replies:
Man 1: Why would you use tampons? Use pads. Cheaper.
Man 2: My wife is a pads woman, but I'll ask her to find out for you.
Man 3: whats a tampon?
Man 2 replied telling me that since they are an imported item that the price of them will be really more expensive than I am used too.
Me: I live in China. They are imported here too.
Man 2: Then I'd suggest you bring enough for your time here
Me: I told you, I am planning on living in Ethopia for four years. So I should bring no thing but tampons with me? But what about my shoes? less
07/26/2012
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Good call on the Eleven. Smack em all silly!
Originally posted by
Woman China
Why do you think I want the Eleven? Double ended. One end for me... the other to smack people who answer questions with questionable replies.
So I am looking to moving to Ethiopia and wondered if they have tampons so I asked a couple people ... more
So I am looking to moving to Ethiopia and wondered if they have tampons so I asked a couple people ... more
Why do you think I want the Eleven? Double ended. One end for me... the other to smack people who answer questions with questionable replies.
So I am looking to moving to Ethiopia and wondered if they have tampons so I asked a couple people these are their replies:
Man 1: Why would you use tampons? Use pads. Cheaper.
Man 2: My wife is a pads woman, but I'll ask her to find out for you.
Man 3: whats a tampon?
Man 2 replied telling me that since they are an imported item that the price of them will be really more expensive than I am used too.
Me: I live in China. They are imported here too.
Man 2: Then I'd suggest you bring enough for your time here
Me: I told you, I am planning on living in Ethopia for four years. So I should bring no thing but tampons with me? But what about my shoes? less
So I am looking to moving to Ethiopia and wondered if they have tampons so I asked a couple people these are their replies:
Man 1: Why would you use tampons? Use pads. Cheaper.
Man 2: My wife is a pads woman, but I'll ask her to find out for you.
Man 3: whats a tampon?
Man 2 replied telling me that since they are an imported item that the price of them will be really more expensive than I am used too.
Me: I live in China. They are imported here too.
Man 2: Then I'd suggest you bring enough for your time here
Me: I told you, I am planning on living in Ethopia for four years. So I should bring no thing but tampons with me? But what about my shoes? less
07/26/2012
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No, I've never wanted to. I would be too afraid of breaking my toys.
Originally posted by
travelnurse
Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
07/26/2012
If I'm not incredibly horny... yep.
07/26/2012
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LOL
Originally posted by
Mitzuki
One of my closest friends and I are going to buy these ; just to do that. Seriously.
07/26/2012
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My friend lives in Hervey Bay Australia. After she moved she ordered a case of tampons from amazon. She had them sent to my house and I sent them to her because amazon wanted double the price to ship them to AU. Yes, tampons are very important in our worlds.
Originally posted by
Woman China
Why do you think I want the Eleven? Double ended. One end for me... the other to smack people who answer questions with questionable replies.
So I am looking to moving to Ethiopia and wondered if they have tampons so I asked a couple people ... more
So I am looking to moving to Ethiopia and wondered if they have tampons so I asked a couple people ... more
Why do you think I want the Eleven? Double ended. One end for me... the other to smack people who answer questions with questionable replies.
So I am looking to moving to Ethiopia and wondered if they have tampons so I asked a couple people these are their replies:
Man 1: Why would you use tampons? Use pads. Cheaper.
Man 2: My wife is a pads woman, but I'll ask her to find out for you.
Man 3: whats a tampon?
Man 2 replied telling me that since they are an imported item that the price of them will be really more expensive than I am used too.
Me: I live in China. They are imported here too.
Man 2: Then I'd suggest you bring enough for your time here
Me: I told you, I am planning on living in Ethopia for four years. So I should bring no thing but tampons with me? But what about my shoes? less
So I am looking to moving to Ethiopia and wondered if they have tampons so I asked a couple people these are their replies:
Man 1: Why would you use tampons? Use pads. Cheaper.
Man 2: My wife is a pads woman, but I'll ask her to find out for you.
Man 3: whats a tampon?
Man 2 replied telling me that since they are an imported item that the price of them will be really more expensive than I am used too.
Me: I live in China. They are imported here too.
Man 2: Then I'd suggest you bring enough for your time here
Me: I told you, I am planning on living in Ethopia for four years. So I should bring no thing but tampons with me? But what about my shoes? less
07/26/2012
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OH fricken hilarious. It has become a joke with my husband and I, Shut up or I will smack you with my dildo. I just have to remember to not use that phrase in public.
Originally posted by
Rin (aka Nire)
I find the idea to be endlessly entertaining. Also, I'd like an Eleven to use as a bedside weapon.
"Oh, what's that, Mr. Burglar? You're going to rape me and take all my stuff? Well how about you sample THREE AND A HALF ... more
"Oh, what's that, Mr. Burglar? You're going to rape me and take all my stuff? Well how about you sample THREE AND A HALF ... more
I find the idea to be endlessly entertaining. Also, I'd like an Eleven to use as a bedside weapon.
"Oh, what's that, Mr. Burglar? You're going to rape me and take all my stuff? Well how about you sample THREE AND A HALF POUNDS OF SOLID STEEL SEXUAL JUSTICE!!!" less
"Oh, what's that, Mr. Burglar? You're going to rape me and take all my stuff? Well how about you sample THREE AND A HALF POUNDS OF SOLID STEEL SEXUAL JUSTICE!!!" less
07/26/2012
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I've totally been thinking about that ever since I saw those! They're just meant for play sword fighting! Seriously! They have hilts for pete's sake! They are dick swords!
Originally posted by
Mitzuki
One of my closest friends and I are going to buy these ; just to do that. Seriously.
As others said the eleven also seems like a good item for self defense.
I'm afraid now I'll start thinking about smacking things and it'll happen.... maybe when I get a SO I'll whack them with one sometime (NOT the eleven of course!).
07/26/2012
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Ok, OK I want the swords too!!
Originally posted by
JennSenn
I've totally been thinking about that ever since I saw those! They're just meant for play sword fighting! Seriously! They have hilts for pete's sake! They are dick swords!
As others said the eleven also seems like a good item for ... more
As others said the eleven also seems like a good item for ... more
I've totally been thinking about that ever since I saw those! They're just meant for play sword fighting! Seriously! They have hilts for pete's sake! They are dick swords!
As others said the eleven also seems like a good item for self defense.
I'm afraid now I'll start thinking about smacking things and it'll happen.... maybe when I get a SO I'll whack them with one sometime (NOT the eleven of course!). less
As others said the eleven also seems like a good item for self defense.
I'm afraid now I'll start thinking about smacking things and it'll happen.... maybe when I get a SO I'll whack them with one sometime (NOT the eleven of course!). less
07/26/2012
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Yes lol! I feel so immature thinking that but it wobbles so nicely I would love to hit my younger sister with it lmao
Originally posted by
travelnurse
Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
07/26/2012
Quote:
That has crossed my mind before! Lol!
Originally posted by
travelnurse
Don't you just want to smack someone or something with it? I'm talking about the rubbery ones!!
07/26/2012
I've thought about using metal dildos for self-defense before, and I'd love to be whacked on the ass with the Tantus Anaconda!
07/26/2012
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They have tampons (or so the dude said) but just real pricey! Which I am used too!!
Originally posted by
Rossie
You want me to mail you a huge shipment of tampons every six months? You really should get an Eleven and keep it in your handbag if you live in Ethiopia, awfully good defense weapon!
But sure! If you really really really want too... you can!!! Can you imagine it? Trading tampons for points. It's the black market of tampons! I know it!!! LOL!!
07/26/2012