Stupid lube, stupid heat of the moment, stupid pleasureskin cock...

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Stupid lube, stupid heat of the moment, stupid pleasureskin cock...

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Contributor: CaseyDeuce CaseyDeuce
I just need to rant for a second, and its half my fault...

Had company tonight and things got heated, my toy box was out, and I was blindfolded... We had already used synergy lube and my pal decided to grab a toy to tease with... He grabbed my Adam's Pleasureskin Cock...

Needless to say, all I smell now is a chemical-rubbery kind of smell, and the surface material is goo'ing off of the dildo.

DAMN YOU HEAT OF THE MOMENT!!
01/23/2013
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Contributor: Ansley Ansley
Oh no! That's horrible! Are you experiencing any vaginal burning or itching? And I'd say someone owes you a new dildo.
01/23/2013
Contributor: shorejen9 shorejen9
Oh no! So sorry this happened but are YOU ok? And I agree, someone owes you a new toy!
01/23/2013
Contributor: CaseyDeuce CaseyDeuce
I'm alright. Just irritated, not physically, but emotionally. LOL
01/23/2013
Contributor: married with children married with children
that sucks, sorry
01/23/2013
Contributor: Toy Fiend Toy Fiend
This partner needs to work off his debt. Make him the laundry king or make him clean your house top to bottom in a French Maid costume.
01/23/2013
Contributor: 12devildog 12devildog
wel at least on hear you can get a new one easy
01/23/2013
Contributor: CaseyDeuce CaseyDeuce
Quote:
Originally posted by Toy Fiend
This partner needs to work off his debt. Make him the laundry king or make him clean your house top to bottom in a French Maid costume.
BWHAHAHAHA!!!

YEESSSS!!! I should totally make my 6'3" 220# man-friend wear a French Maid costume and clean my house. That would be HYSTERICAL!!

01/24/2013
Contributor: chicmichiw chicmichiw
Oh gosh that sucks! Er, when did you notice it 'melting'?
01/24/2013
Contributor: CaseyDeuce CaseyDeuce
Quote:
Originally posted by chicmichiw
Oh gosh that sucks! Er, when did you notice it 'melting'?
When I picked everything up to go wash it and put it away, right after he left. I wasn't thinking right, I was like "Hmm, that's odd, wonder what got on it?" And then it all clicked, the lube wasn't compatible!

Silly me for being blindfolded and tied and mentally/physically preoccupied to think.
01/24/2013
Contributor: Incendiaire Incendiaire
Yikes, I think I'd freak out if a toy started melting inside me. At least the Adam's Pleasureskin Cock is pretty inexpensive for you to replace.
01/24/2013
Contributor: roskat roskat
How annoying! RIP Adam's cock.
01/24/2013