Would you ride one?

Contributor: <3BF <3BF
Simply called "Fucking Machines" these are pretty much the most powerful man-made pleasure creations ever devised. Intimidating? Yes. Powerful? You bet? So the question is... would you ride one?

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Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Yes
87
No
22
Maybe
28
Yikes
6
Total votes: 143 (139 voters)
Poll is closed
12/29/2011
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Contributor: GingerAnn GingerAnn
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12/29/2011
Contributor: Sapphires13 Sapphires13
If I could afford one, I'd be on it right now. Sigh.
12/29/2011
Contributor: <3BF <3BF
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Originally posted by Sapphires13
If I could afford one, I'd be on it right now. Sigh.
lol
12/29/2011
Contributor: karay123 karay123
Heck, why not!?!
12/29/2011
Contributor: switzerland switzerland
i think it would be an experience!
12/29/2011
Contributor: Holly Hox Holly Hox
absolutely
12/29/2011
Contributor: deltalima deltalima
Lately I've been hearing a lot about these. I want to try!
12/29/2011
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
I am buying one after the first of the year - can't wait!
12/29/2011
Contributor: Gimme More Gimme More
I'd love to try one!
12/29/2011
Contributor: voenne voenne
I personally don't see why not.
12/30/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
I'd give one a go if I had the chance.
12/30/2011
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
It would depend on the looks and style! I wouldn't want one that just thrust into me!
12/30/2011
Contributor: K101 K101
They actually scare the living hell out of me! I'll just stick with my partner and toys.
12/30/2011
Contributor: JoeCanadian JoeCanadian
Quote:
Originally posted by <3BF
Simply called "Fucking Machines" these are pretty much the most powerful man-made pleasure creations ever devised. Intimidating? Yes. Powerful? You bet? So the question is... would you ride one?

link
(Pornographic content 18+) ... more
Would love to try some and especially the Monkey Rocker.
12/30/2011
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
I don't mind trying one out just for the experience, but I will not consider owning one even if I can afford it, the mechanical movement gets old.
12/30/2011
Contributor: Entropy Entropy
I would give it a try, although I doubt I'd ever be willing to part with so much money to buy one.
12/30/2011
Contributor: SaMiKaY SaMiKaY
2 words...



hell. yes.


I was actually just talking to a friend about these the other day. It would be awesome for me (habitual masturbator) because I feel using a dildo on myself takes away from the feeling because I have to concentrate instead of enjoying the sensations =)
12/30/2011
Contributor: JoeCanadian JoeCanadian
Quote:
Originally posted by SaMiKaY
2 words...



hell. yes.


I was actually just talking to a friend about these the other day. It would be awesome for me (habitual masturbator) because I feel using a dildo on myself takes away from the feeling because I have to ... more
I feel the same way. I'd love to have one for solo play so I can just let go into the rhythim of it and see how that feels different. My expectation is that it would be a totally new level of intensity and arousal.
12/30/2011
Contributor: <3BF <3BF
Quote:
Originally posted by K101
They actually scare the living hell out of me! I'll just stick with my partner and toys.
My gf feels the same way about them
12/30/2011
Contributor: <3BF <3BF
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
I am buying one after the first of the year - can't wait!
I didn't even know they were for sale for home use! Where would one shop?
12/30/2011
Contributor: Silverdrop Silverdrop
If I got to hold the controls, I'd love one.
12/30/2011
Contributor: Curiouscat Curiouscat
Holy crap! Yea I would probably give it a go.
12/30/2011
Contributor: Fun Lover Fun Lover
We currently own 2 different machines (Sybian, Blue Balls)they both work diffently, they are a real change of pace. They are fun solo and with a partner, when with a partner you can have one person run the controls while the other person is using the machine. I thought they would get boring, but my wife and I still have lots of powerful orgasms, and lots of fun with them.
12/30/2011
Contributor: LAndJ LAndJ
I might try it, but, it looks a bit scary.
12/30/2011
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Quote:
Originally posted by <3BF
I didn't even know they were for sale for home use! Where would one shop?
There's a few places online I've found that carry them - Stockroom is one that carries a wide variety of them, as does Extreme Restraints. (ER never seems to have them in stock and charge before they ship, though, which can be months if ever).
12/30/2011
Contributor: <3BF <3BF
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
There's a few places online I've found that carry them - Stockroom is one that carries a wide variety of them, as does Extreme Restraints. (ER never seems to have them in stock and charge before they ship, though, which can be months if ever).
Cool site! This one's my fave: link and this one looks like the contraption George Clooney was making in his basement in the movie "Burn After Reading" link lol
01/01/2012
Contributor: True Pleasures True Pleasures
I would, but only if I'm the only one to ever use it (aside from possibly my husband). Other people's bodily fluids have a gigantic ick factor for me, even if the device was properly sterilized in between uses.
01/01/2012
Contributor: xoflxokcxo xoflxokcxo
I've always wanted to try the Sybian. Who knows, maybe one day. As for the one in the video, why not, I'll give pretty much anything a try once.
01/01/2012
Contributor: Eva Schwaltz Eva Schwaltz
Not that brave, so no.
01/01/2012