Would you use the Dick Rambone dildo?

Would you use the Dick Rambone dildo?

Falsepast Falsepast
Would you dare to even try the dick rambone cock?
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Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
yes
3  (7%)
no
38  (90%)
other
1  (2%)
Total votes: 42
Poll is closed
04/20/2012
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Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
I call bullshit on the authenticity of this product.
04/20/2012
Missmarc Missmarc
I don't think I'd try this.
04/20/2012
Love Obsessed Love Obsessed
I wouldn't use it but I plan on buying it when it comes back in stock for the novelty.
04/20/2012
Zombirella Zombirella
......I for one am scared of THAT! OMG why...how?? The thought of that makes me hurt.
I am not into thick girth (I judge by circumference and I won't go more than 5) or huge length, the ONLY huge thing my vagina will allow access to is a child when I'm giving birth lol!
04/20/2012
ScottA ScottA
15" insertable does seem a little unrealistic.

Back to the question: would I use it?

I wouldn't buy it. I make it a point to avoid sex toys that aren't made of known bodysafe materials. While the Dick Rambone does claim to be phthalates-free, there may be other chemicals in there (some we may not know the effects of), and there's always the specter of breakdown products. Besides, non-silicone soft toys don't have a very long lifespan.

But still, would I use it?

If it showed up, yeah I would probably give it a try, just to see if I could and what it felt like to play with something that big. I'm not sure how long it would stay around, because it would be hard to clean and store properly (BTW I'd be using it anally, which is why cleaning is high on the list).
04/21/2012
ghalik ghalik
No way. PVC smells nasty and it's just too ugly to use for some other use.
04/21/2012
wildorchid wildorchid
That thing is ugly.
04/21/2012
lisasharrer lisasharrer
Quote:
Originally posted by Falsepast
Would you dare to even try the dick rambone cock?
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no i dont think so
04/21/2012
Kitt Katt Kitt Katt


Nope, not a chance.
04/21/2012
bayosgirl bayosgirl
I find it hard to believe that this is modeled after an actual person's penis... and no, I wouldn't use it.
04/21/2012
Azule Azule
Not really, I just can't think of any circumstance where I would be really tempted to try this.
04/24/2012
sweetpea12 sweetpea12
Quote:
Originally posted by Falsepast
Would you dare to even try the dick rambone cock?
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No way, it would be completely useless to me. I can't take big toys and this looks like one of the biggest
04/24/2012
godweensatan godweensatan
ram-bone-me-all night long
04/24/2012
roskat roskat
Well, damn! Now that much length seems just unnecessary to me.
04/25/2012
Deeder Deeder
Just looking at it makes me want to cry, but I think it would make one helluva gag gift!
04/25/2012
Clubbinseals Clubbinseals
haha no that thing is massive
04/26/2012
Highmaintenancegirl916 Highmaintenancegirl916
Maybe,it could be fun.
04/26/2012
edenx edenx
too bad the industry is focused on girth…i see many others interested in thinner, still long products
04/27/2012
Double Analysis Double Analysis
No, I like my cervix...
04/29/2012
godweensatan godweensatan
Quote:
Originally posted by Double Analysis
No, I like my cervix...
lol
05/02/2012
libbyv libbyv
Quote:
Originally posted by Falsepast
Would you dare to even try the dick rambone cock?
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wow, i don't know about that. the biggest i've used is the link , 6" circum. dick rambone is 7" circum
01/25/2013
doowop doowop
I just looked it up because I haven't even seen it. Holy crap! No, I wouldn't use it.
01/25/2013
ginnyluvspotter ginnyluvspotter
Nope
01/25/2013
TrenchcoatHunters TrenchcoatHunters
Quote:
Originally posted by Falsepast
Would you dare to even try the dick rambone cock?
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Noooooo
01/25/2013
spiced spiced
I wouldn't try it in PVC, but if they ever make in UR3, I might.

And I second Petite Valentine's call of bullshit on the authenticity!
01/31/2013
Total posts: 26
Unique posters: 25