Zombie dildos; awesome to you?

Contributor: married with children married with children
I think they are ugly.
08/04/2011
Contributor: G.L. Morrison G.L. Morrison
Cthulhu is definitely calling!
08/24/2011
Contributor: Breas Breas
Not for me at all.. especially not the one with wart looking things on it!
08/24/2011
Contributor: acessorie acessorie
The festering puss on the one killed any thoughts of using it lol
08/26/2011
Contributor: toysforall toysforall
oh my, the one on the right is terrible looking!!!!
08/26/2011
Contributor: EdenG EdenG
No thanks.
08/27/2011
Contributor: Kkay Kkay
A bit too creepy for me.
08/27/2011
Contributor: Diabolical Kitty Diabolical Kitty
I would totally use those!!
08/27/2011
Contributor: Miss Anonymous Miss Anonymous
I'm a huge zombie fan! I love all things zombies, but I would NEVER use this. lol it's kind of scary!
08/28/2011
Contributor: LuciFaery LuciFaery
I need that Cthulhu dildo. Needless to say, I find them rather interesting.
08/31/2011
Contributor: [Red] [Red]
I would totally put this on my coffee table as a piece of conversation-starting art.

"Why yes, that is indeed a Cthulhu dildo."
08/31/2011
Contributor: Beck Beck
I would not use the but certainly they would look great above my fire place!
08/31/2011
Contributor: Ivy Wilde Ivy Wilde
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Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
I enjoy odd-looking dildos (tentacles and aliens and werewolves, oh my!), but these just don't do it for me. Especially that zombie-penis. Are those maggots on the head? Yuck!
Ditto. I usually like unusual dildos. I love Whipspider and Bad Dragon. The Cthulhu one is sort of cute, but the other two. No. The zombie one is just too gross for me.

I like this one though:

08/31/2011
Contributor: Eva Schwaltz Eva Schwaltz
No way, creepy!
08/31/2011
Contributor: aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
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Originally posted by Ivy Wilde
Ditto. I usually like unusual dildos. I love Whipspider and Bad Dragon. The Cthulhu one is sort of cute, but the other two. No. The zombie one is just too gross for me.

I like this one though:

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way cool!
08/31/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
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Originally posted by Ivy Wilde
Ditto. I usually like unusual dildos. I love Whipspider and Bad Dragon. The Cthulhu one is sort of cute, but the other two. No. The zombie one is just too gross for me.

I like this one though:

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Skeleton dildos: they give new meaning to the term: "boner." *rimshot!*

Hee, I finally took the plunge and ordered my first Bad Dragon toy a few weeks back. Here's to hoping it's as much fun as it looks.
08/31/2011
Contributor: FaerieLove FaerieLove
For some reason I feel that placing something like that inside me may curse my vagina lol
08/31/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
The puss on the zombie one makes me cringe...the others I can do lol.
08/31/2011
Contributor: Bonanza Jellybean Bonanza Jellybean
Those are hilarious! I bet they could make for really fun, campy role-play.
08/31/2011
Contributor: Jon S Jon S
they are scary
09/01/2011
Contributor: LilLostLenore LilLostLenore
I want the zombie one.
11/23/2011
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by aliceinthehole
Check out these sweet dildos I found online... A Zombie cock, some kind of Kracken creature dildo, and a skeleton dildo.

To me, they're pretty awesome and I wish EF would start carrying super fun artsy toys like this.

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YIKES...Nothing else on EF has ever caused me nightmares. These might!!!
11/23/2011
Contributor: Love Perpetua Love Perpetua
The middle one looks cool, but I don't think I could actually use it!
11/24/2011
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
Check out these sweet dildos I found online... A Zombie cock, some kind of Kracken creature dildo, and a skeleton dildo.

To me, they're pretty awesome and I wish EF would start carrying super fun artsy toys like this.

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Do folks just get these as novelties or do they actually USE them????
11/24/2011
Contributor: Clandestine Clandestine
Errrgh. No thanks.
I don't mind interesting dildos. In fact, I like them a lot. A tentacle? Sure. A dragon? Maybe, why not?
Something about a rotting dildo, though... *shudder*
11/24/2011
Contributor: Hot'n'Bothered Hot'n'Bothered
think I'll pass on those lol
11/24/2011
Contributor: voenne voenne
Okay, I love zombies, but I would not want those nasty things inside me. Cthulhu is definitely awesome though, and I would totally get that just for fun.
11/24/2011
Contributor: mistressg mistressg
Oh god! The one on the right is terrifying to me!
11/24/2011
Contributor: mistressg mistressg
"Necronomicox". Clever name, though.
11/24/2011
Contributor: ichwillwaffels ichwillwaffels
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
Check out these sweet dildos I found online... A Zombie cock, some kind of Kracken creature dildo, and a skeleton dildo.

To me, they're pretty awesome and I wish EF would start carrying super fun artsy toys like this.

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Thats gross
11/24/2011