Zombie dildos; awesome to you?

Contributor: GONE! GONE!
I would totally put the Cthulhu one in my window just to freak out the neighbors.
11/24/2011
Contributor: aimtoplease aimtoplease
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Originally posted by aliceinthehole
Check out these sweet dildos I found online... A Zombie cock, some kind of Kracken creature dildo, and a skeleton dildo.

To me, they're pretty awesome and I wish EF would start carrying super fun artsy toys like this.

What do you ... more
lol! but no thank you!
11/24/2011
Contributor: Sinfully Sinfully
Apathetic.
11/24/2011
Contributor: Kikui Kikui
While I enjoy zombie movies, I'm weirded out enough by realistic dildos. So a realistic, rotting dildo is just hell no to me.
11/24/2011
Contributor: PiƱa Colada Piña Colada
I want one!!
11/25/2011
Contributor: M121212 M121212
I like them a lot and I don't think that I would use them.
11/25/2011
Contributor: TheCleansing TheCleansing
They are expensive but pretty sweet.
11/25/2011
Contributor: Willow Wand Willow Wand
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
Check out these sweet dildos I found online... A Zombie cock, some kind of Kracken creature dildo, and a skeleton dildo.

To me, they're pretty awesome and I wish EF would start carrying super fun artsy toys like this.

What do you ... more
I want the zombie one! The other two, meh, however, the kraken does look like it would feel nice with all that texture!
11/25/2011
Contributor: Pink Jewel Pink Jewel
Weird
11/25/2011
Contributor: sweetart sweetart
I kind of like the skull one, but ick the zombie one is strange
11/26/2011
Contributor: jedent jedent
the zombie hype is lame, but these are kind of funny
11/26/2011
Contributor: damnbul12 damnbul12
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
Check out these sweet dildos I found online... A Zombie cock, some kind of Kracken creature dildo, and a skeleton dildo.

To me, they're pretty awesome and I wish EF would start carrying super fun artsy toys like this.

What do you ... more
they look kinda nice
11/26/2011
Contributor: Darklyvan Darklyvan
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
Check out these sweet dildos I found online... A Zombie cock, some kind of Kracken creature dildo, and a skeleton dildo.

To me, they're pretty awesome and I wish EF would start carrying super fun artsy toys like this.

What do you ... more
The Kraken is cool looking, not so much the rotting dick
11/26/2011
Contributor: dv8 dv8
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
Do folks just get these as novelties or do they actually USE them????
Well what else would you use while watching The Walking Dead?
11/26/2011
Contributor: divineexploit divineexploit
that zombie one makes me want to barf

this is all zombies deserve:
11/26/2011
Contributor: The Curious Couple The Curious Couple
I don't think I'll be purchasing any zombie dildos...
11/26/2011
Contributor: Willow Wand Willow Wand
OMG< Eden NEEDS to carry these, I haven't been able to stop talking about that zombie one. I MUST have it!
11/28/2011
Contributor: Cookie Monster Mike Cookie Monster Mike
While I enjoy most Zombie tv shows, and Halloween etc, these just seem disturbing. Only in the sense of actually using them, I guess I don't feel the need to have a fake Zombie cock inside of me. lol
11/28/2011
Contributor: ConnerJay ConnerJay
I would be in the market
11/28/2011
Contributor: Caprieclipse Caprieclipse
its creative, but somehow i would have trouble getting past the look and probably the texture, killing the whole mood!
11/28/2011
Contributor: dv8 dv8
When zombies get rigor mortis, they stay hard for quite a while. ;-)
11/28/2011
Contributor: Cookie Monster Mike Cookie Monster Mike
Quote:
Originally posted by dv8
When zombies get rigor mortis, they stay hard for quite a while. ;-)
hahaha nice one!!
11/29/2011
Contributor: Willow Wand Willow Wand
Quote:
Originally posted by dv8
When zombies get rigor mortis, they stay hard for quite a while. ;-)
LMAO!
11/29/2011
Contributor: K101 K101
I'm neutral to zombies as well as the vampire fad. I usually don't get caught up with the trends. I do like the funky dildos like jelly fish, but the mosters wouldn't be my thing. Some of the monster one's could be neat and fun to put on display though. The thing is, that one in the photo up there looks like it has maggots on the top?! ICK! Could be my dead-tired, swollen eyes.
12/04/2011
Contributor: QSBybakd QSBybakd
I would use Cthulhu. And I'm going to agree with Gold Lion and say that a vast amount of the appeal is in the prospect of freaking other people out with it.
12/04/2011
Contributor: Zinzai Zinzai
I can't believe there is a Zombie dildo, well to each their own.
12/05/2011
Contributor: Pegaholics Pegaholics
All that I can say is, "Interesting"
12/06/2011
Contributor: RemusHalifax RemusHalifax
These are completely kick ass. XD
12/07/2011
Contributor: PonyGirl Sin PonyGirl Sin
Not up my alley in any way please. Eewwww
12/07/2011
Contributor: paige09nicole paige09nicole
Little expensive for what it is. Not my thing, but awesome none the less.
12/08/2011