Dr. Seuss?

Contributor: Essin' Em Essin' Em
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Does this outfit remind anyone else of the Truffula trees in the Lorax? I'm sensing a Dr. Seuss stripper theme
06/03/2008
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Contributor: Cock Wrangler Cock Wrangler
Quote:
Originally posted by Essin' Em
Does this outfit remind anyone else of the Truffula trees in the Lorax? I'm sensing a Dr. Seuss stripper theme
Definitely. From what I remember, that book is definitely pervertable anyway- maybe a theme for an entire strip night!
06/04/2008
Contributor: Essin' Em Essin' Em
Nothing better than perverting childhood favorites. I'm thinking a Seuess themed night would be awesome. If only I had the body to be a stripper, I'd totally rock it.
06/04/2008
Contributor: Viv Viv
oh wow. now i'm seeing some really creepy power exchange role-playing with the Onceler. oh dear. *laughing* thanks for pointing this out. and a seuess strip night? amazing. we could add to it those silver nipple shields (if they worked) and have star-nippled sneetches!
06/04/2008
Contributor: Essin' Em Essin' Em
Oh. Em. Gee.

And if we add food coloring to the lube? Ooblack!

Oh, the places a dirty mind will go
06/05/2008
Contributor: Oggins Oggins
Too funny! I just wonder if I would be inspired to rhyme all of my sentences while wearing it!
06/09/2008
Contributor: Mikomi Mikomi
Oh definitely. One whip, two whip, red whip, blue whip.
09/11/2008
Contributor: Epiphora Epiphora
Poor Truffula trees!
09/12/2008
Contributor: goodvibrations goodvibrations
it does look like
09/13/2008
Contributor: goodvibrations goodvibrations
hey it lost half my post...anyway it does look like a truffula tree, the close up of the butt pic makes it look like she hasn't trimmed in years. you would have to make sure you had it off before play got good and wet, because i don't think it would "clean" well. It is cute though
09/13/2008
Contributor: His scarlett His scarlett
the title of this thread meant i just had to read it - and thanks for the giggle
09/13/2008
Contributor: Miss Jane Miss Jane
lmao.
09/14/2008
Contributor: Dragon Dragon
OK. Who's up for writing up The Dr. Seuss perverted fantasy...
10/28/2008
Contributor: Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
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Originally posted by Dragon
OK. Who's up for writing up The Dr. Seuss perverted fantasy...
I like sucking cocks.
I like them in my box.
I think they taste like lox...

I do not like sucking cocks! I do not think they taste like lox! I do not like them in my box! I do not like sucking cocks! I do not like it; vulvas rock!

...I never said I was GOOD at it.
10/28/2008
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Try it, try it, you will see.
Sucking cocks is good for thee.
10/29/2008
Contributor: Sir Sir
Quote:
Originally posted by Essin' Em
Does this outfit remind anyone else of the Truffula trees in the Lorax? I'm sensing a Dr. Seuss stripper theme
HAHAHA! Funny, funny! Perhaps! That might be a very fun, cool night.
06/13/2009
Contributor: Sir Sir
Quote:
Originally posted by Dragon
OK. Who's up for writing up The Dr. Seuss perverted fantasy...
Well, for such a fantasy, you'd HAVE to use those twistable condoms.
06/13/2009
Contributor: Sir Sir
This one goes along with the Dr. Suess idea:

link
06/14/2009
Contributor: Hyenagirl Hyenagirl
Dr. Seuss burlesque would be an interesting idea...anyone else think so? I could see someone doing an act on that...
02/23/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
Try it, try it, you will see.
Sucking cocks is good for thee.
I don't often actually laugh out loud while reading things online, but this definitely made me do that.
02/24/2010
Contributor: deceased deceased
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
I don't often actually laugh out loud while reading things online, but this definitely made me do that.
In Hawaii, we have a Filipino twist on that called Dr Iseus. "Green Eggs and Spam"
02/24/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by deceased
In Hawaii, we have a Filipino twist on that called Dr Iseus. "Green Eggs and Spam"
I've always been curious to try that. Maybe someday I'll have to travel to Hawaii and do it finally
02/24/2010
Contributor: xsapphirexangelx xsapphirexangelx
sucking cocks is good with three
you can do it in a tree
you should try it then you'll see
its all for free
just dont you pee!

hehe

(hijacked the beginning of sammi's, sry!)

i love this site to bits!
02/24/2010
Contributor: Madeira Madeira
Heh, I just think the bottom half looks like a punk rock merkin
08/04/2010
Contributor: Miss Naughty Kitty Miss Naughty Kitty
Quote:
Originally posted by Essin' Em
Does this outfit remind anyone else of the Truffula trees in the Lorax? I'm sensing a Dr. Seuss stripper theme
lol omg it does thats so wrong
08/04/2010
Contributor: LilLostLenore LilLostLenore
Quote:
Originally posted by Essin' Em
Does this outfit remind anyone else of the Truffula trees in the Lorax? I'm sensing a Dr. Seuss stripper theme
oh wow.
10/15/2012