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So.
It's no secret I'm not exactly girly. While I occasionally like to slip into something sexy, I'm not really that girl. And I'm plus size, so it's hard to find nice lingerie in my size. Especially in the chest area. In my lifetime, not including everyday bra and panties, I think I've owned maybe 15 pieces of lingerie.
Generally speaking, the stuff I buy is EASY. Adjustable elastic straps that slide over my shoulders, or hooks, or...
This thing is confusing. There are two straps that come from the chest area and two that come from the back. And around where your bra strap would fall, there are little loops on the sides.
It's obviously supposed to be tied somehow, because each strap has a free end, and the loops are meant to have something threaded through them. The back wouldn't lay flat if they didn't.
So how does it work?! I know one of you lingerie enthusiasts has got to be able to explain this to me.
Why do they make womens clothing so damn complicated? Gah!
So.
It's no secret I'm not exactly girly. While I occasionally like to slip into something sexy, I'm not really that girl. And I'm plus size, so it's hard to find nice lingerie in my size. Especially in the chest area. In my lifetime, not including everyday bra and panties, I think I've owned maybe 15 pieces of lingerie.
Generally speaking, the stuff I buy is EASY. Adjustable elastic straps that slide over my shoulders, or hooks, or...
This thing is confusing. There are two straps that come from the chest area and two that come from the back. And around where your bra strap would fall, there are little loops on the sides.
It's obviously supposed to be tied somehow, because each strap has a free end, and the loops are meant to have something threaded through them. The back wouldn't lay flat if they didn't.
So how does it work?! I know one of you lingerie enthusiasts has got to be able to explain this to me.
Why do they make womens clothing so damn complicated? Gah!