Lube Alternate Use

Lube Alternate Use

hornypoet69 hornypoet69
So I bought a bottle of Maximus lube, and decided it just wasn't for me. I used plenty of it, and my small dildo still stuck on the way in and was generally uncomfortable. I think I just need thicker lubes, nothing against the product. I use astroglide gel, and it works great for me.

However, that's not why I'm posting. Now I have a nearly full bottle of lube, that I paid 20 bucks for (including shipping), and I hate for it to go to waste. Is there any other ways to use this product?
04/07/2011
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married with children married with children
it makes a great base for soup!
04/08/2011
callsignhusker callsignhusker
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Originally posted by married with children
it makes a great base for soup!
Eew, seriously? lol
04/15/2011
The Curious Couple The Curious Couple
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Originally posted by married with children
it makes a great base for soup!
I'll try almost anything once...but not that. Haha.
04/15/2011
froggiemoma froggiemoma
lube soup.... sounds....yummy lol
04/15/2011
Rockin' Rockin'
Maybe it could be used as a personal moisturizer if it doesn't work so well as a lube.

That's the only serious suggestion I have. The other things I thought of were pranks, like putting it on a doorknob.
04/15/2011
potstickers potstickers
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Originally posted by Rockin'
Maybe it could be used as a personal moisturizer if it doesn't work so well as a lube.



That's the only serious suggestion I have. The other things I thought of were pranks, like putting it on a doorknob.
That sounds like a good dorm prank!
04/18/2011
Howells Howells
Soup uhh.. Well maybe as body lotion, dunno.
04/21/2011
newlady newlady
I actually find it works well to use after shaving (I shave it all) to help with chafing. Makes the skin nice and soft and keeps material from rubbing too harshly.
04/21/2011
Rockin' Rockin'
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Originally posted by newlady
I actually find it works well to use after shaving (I shave it all) to help with chafing. Makes the skin nice and soft and keeps material from rubbing too harshly.

That's a neat idea. I'm glad it works well for you.

Oh! I remembered I have a bottle of warming lube that has menthol in it, but I don't like it as lube. I put it on mosquito bites now. It helps decrease the itching.
04/21/2011
starsNairguitars starsNairguitars
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Originally posted by potstickers
That sounds like a good dorm prank!
oh lube dorm pranks.....

my freshman year of college my roommate had a double-belled alarm clock.....and I definitely squirt lube all over it the day before I moved out lol.
05/03/2011
NarcissisticLust NarcissisticLust
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Originally posted by potstickers
That sounds like a good dorm prank!
A friend of mine squirted lube in her roommate's alarm clock because it was so loud and annoying it even woke the neighbors. Lube= effective at killing alarms.
05/17/2011
NarcissisticLust NarcissisticLust
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Originally posted by starsNairguitars
oh lube dorm pranks.....



my freshman year of college my roommate had a double-belled alarm clock.....and I definitely squirt lube all over it the day before I moved out lol.
That's hilarious! I didn't read through the entire thread but I had a friend who did this, but not right before she moved out.
05/17/2011
NarcissisticLust NarcissisticLust
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Originally posted by newlady
I actually find it works well to use after shaving (I shave it all) to help with chafing. Makes the skin nice and soft and keeps material from rubbing too harshly.

That sounds like an awesome idea! Wish I thought of that eons ago!
05/17/2011
K101 K101
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Originally posted by callsignhusker
Eew, seriously? lol
OMG! Wow! That does NOT sound good or safe! You do mean soup that you eat, right? Uhhh... I don't know if I'd try that. But, of course I don't know anythign about that type of lube so I could just be crazy,

I have recommended some lubes to my readers for shaving your cooter, or any part really. I don't know how well maximus would work, but some lubes can really help out. They kinda work like shaving cream and help the razor glide better and SOME lubes can prevent nicks and that horrible burning irritation after a super close shave. Hope you find a good use for it. I hate wasting too.
05/17/2011
ToyGurl ToyGurl
Some people use lube for shaving as noted above, or vaginal moisturizers.
05/17/2011
Noira Noira
Well, it makes for good pranks!
05/17/2011
Sally Forth Sally Forth
I (just barely) remember a certain 4th of July party that included several pitchers of daiquiris, a giant slip-n-slide, and a bottle of Astroglide. We called it the Strawberry Daiqui-relay. Fun times! Highly recommended.
02/15/2012
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