What to do with all that lube you hate?

Contributor: Oggins Oggins
I know that your least favorite lube is good for using on toys with removable bullets to help with easier insertion and removal but, does anyone else have any good uses for lube that you hate other than just throwing it out? It seems such a waste! I guess it wouldn't be very nice of me to lube up a banana peel and throw it on my neighbors porch though...... =)
11/09/2008
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Contributor: Fun Lover Fun Lover
It depends on if you like you neighbors or not, good thought! I have some that might work on. I use it on a condom for anal play and don't buy it again.
11/09/2008
Contributor: Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
If I really dislike a lube, I pass it off to a friend to see if they'll like it more. If it's so bad that I wouldn't subject anybody to that, however, I just toss it.

Except for the one time that somebody REALLY pissed me off, and I ended up lubing up something of hers as punishment. Ugh, I hated that bitch.
11/09/2008
Contributor: Epiphora Epiphora
Quote:
Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
If I really dislike a lube, I pass it off to a friend to see if they'll like it more. If it's so bad that I wouldn't subject anybody to that, however, I just toss it.

Except for the one time that somebody REALLY pissed me off, and ... more
LOL. Amazing.

This thread could get really awesome really fast.
11/09/2008
Contributor: Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
Quote:
Originally posted by Epiphora
LOL. Amazing.

This thread could get really awesome really fast.
I considered lubing up her goldfish, but then I decided that's just cruel to the goldfish.

Although if she'd had two goldfishies, I might've done it with some arousal lube so they could get their groove thangs on.
11/09/2008
Contributor: Beautiful Dreamer Beautiful Dreamer
Ah. Backseat Boohoo. I totally love you.


I do the same thing. Too terrible, garbage. If it's mediocre I have a few really close (&broke) friends I'll pass it on to.
11/09/2008
Contributor: Snappy Snappy
It sometimes works well as eye cream.
11/09/2008
Contributor: Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
Quote:
Originally posted by Snappy
It sometimes works well as eye cream.
BD: ^_~


Snappy: Oooo, yeah, if it has witch hazel! Hemmeroid creams are great for reducing under-eye bags.
11/09/2008
Contributor: Snappy Snappy
Oh, and shaving. It works well as a shaving cream.
11/09/2008
Contributor: Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
You can use anal numbing lubes (the lubricant of SATAN) to numb your eyebrows for tweezing).
11/09/2008
Contributor: Betty Rocket Betty Rocket
TRIZZZASH---Round file----bye bye......Icky lube goes to the fishes
11/10/2008
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Quote:
Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
You can use anal numbing lubes (the lubricant of SATAN) to numb your eyebrows for tweezing).
Not that I have any, but that's a good idea.
11/10/2008
Contributor: Oggins Oggins
Ha! These are some really great ideas so far! Just think though.....if we all combined our crappy lube together....we could probably lube up king kong! =P I would still much rather lube up my neighbors entire porch......Did I mention that I don't really care for my neighbor yet?

Oh well.....I'll probably just pitch it...... Has anyone ever tried it for fixing squeaky doors or anything? =P
11/10/2008
Contributor: Snappy Snappy
Window tracks...massage...get ting into those tight jeans...
11/10/2008
Contributor: Snappy Snappy
Celebrities put some lube on their gums and teeth so that they can smile easily.
11/10/2008
Contributor: Snappy Snappy
Hair serum.
11/13/2008
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
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Originally posted by Snappy
Hair serum.
I am so going to try that!
11/14/2008
Contributor: Snappy Snappy
Lube up batteries ( just a touch) before insertion so that they'll come out easily.
11/21/2008
Contributor: Avery Dragon Avery Dragon
well is it a silicone or waterbased lube? if silicone, great for shaving. put on thin coat just before to let razor glide more easily, reducing razor burn, and just after so hair takes longer to grow back. also great skin conditioner. if you have unmanageable hair in the morning, it makes as a good detangler. though not too much. if waterbased....well to be honest...i dont care too much for waterbased most of the time unless for silicone toys...uum...if it's a bad flavored lube that gets sticky, it's because of the sugar. if you ever have low blood sugar and are feeling really down because of that, just put a little of that lube in your mouth and swallow quick so you dont have to taste it, it'll bring your blood sugar back up =)
12/04/2008
Contributor: Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
If it's just an issue of not lasting long enough, and it doesn't burn or anything, I use ok lubes for "personal" moisturizing. My birth control makes me REALLY dry, so that's an everyday thing.

For those of us who live in colder climes, some lubes are great for cracking, wind-burned hands. If they leave a funky residue or stink, that may be a no go, but some work very well as hand-creme. Case in point: Liquid Silk. I love the stuff to death, but unfortunately I discovered that my picky pussy is sensitive to parabens. However, it works well on my hands. It doesn't leave them greasy feeling like some lotions, either.
02/05/2009
Contributor: Yumm Yumm
if there is a lot and you don't want to waste it just lube the souls of someones shoes. it will start a new dance craze
08/04/2009
Contributor: Gary Gary
You could save them all, and when you get a bunch... combine them all together into a large container for 'adventure night'. I know that is a horrible idea, but it was the first thing I thought of.
08/04/2009
Contributor: deceased deceased
Leave it in the bathroom at work. I leave makeup I have bought and hated and someone grabs it up and uses it. There must be 12 different people;s lotion in the lavatory at work. I left a bottle of Durex in there and it was full and now its almost empty.
08/04/2009
Contributor: Red Red
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
You could save them all, and when you get a bunch... combine them all together into a large container for 'adventure night'. I know that is a horrible idea, but it was the first thing I thought of.
Damnit! That was what I was going to post

Here's what you do:

Step 1: Get a kiddie pool
Step 2: pour your unloved lube into it
Step 3: wrestle
08/04/2009
Contributor: Red Red
Water based lube makes a good facial moisturizer. The ingredients in a watery gel facial moisturizer are pretty much the same sorts of things you see in lube.

I use really crappy KY jelly from my local drugstore to prevent chafing with latex and neoprene when I scuba dive

Speaking of diving, if your wetsuit is small, lube up and slip in easier!

Lubricating screws in a pinch

Emergency, temporary, blister relief

Two words: Thigh chafing!

hmmmmm Silicone lube catches fire, so you could use it as a fuel source.

Flavoured lube as a sugar free ice cream topping? (Yuck! Just kidding!)

And so on.
08/04/2009
Contributor: Valyn Valyn
Quote:
Originally posted by Red
Water based lube makes a good facial moisturizer. The ingredients in a watery gel facial moisturizer are pretty much the same sorts of things you see in lube.

I use really crappy KY jelly from my local drugstore to prevent chafing with latex ... more
Lol. Squeaky windows? Door hinges? Who needs WD-40, just lube it up!
08/04/2009
Contributor: gone77 gone77
Wow, these are all fantastic ideas that never came to my mind. Thanks to all who posted these!
08/04/2009
Contributor: Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady
I wish I still had that awful Durex "Tingle" lube. I'd put some on the door handles of a certain person's house. That way when she got home she'd get it on her hands and everything else. She HATES the smell of menthol and that stuff smells of it SO strongly.

Oh...that's mean.

I would NEVER do such a thing...
08/05/2009
Contributor: Gary Gary
Quote:
Originally posted by Red
Damnit! That was what I was going to post

Here's what you do:

Step 1: Get a kiddie pool
Step 2: pour your unloved lube into it
Step 3: wrestle
Yeah, bi-monthly mystery lube wrestling night!
08/05/2009
Contributor: Alan & Michele Alan & Michele
OMG this thread is amusing! At least I know what to do with all these lubes that don't work for us now.
08/05/2009