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Contributor: Miss Anonymous Miss Anonymous 03/03/2012

Okay, so my best friend just got married and her husband is about to be deployed (he gonna be gone for 9 months). I feel really bad and I don't want her to be alone. So, I'm going to go visit for a couple of weeks. 4-5 weeks. My boyfriend is going to be alone when I'm gone. He still has needs even when I'm not around. So, I want to go all out and buy him a REALLY good masturbator. Something almost lifesize. I won't be leaving till July, so it's a few months away. I'm posting this, this early so I know what Item I should save up for. This is where you guys come in. I need you to help me choose.

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Contributor: Miss Anonymous Miss Anonymous
If you don't think anything on my list would be good, and you recommend something else. Please list it below! Thank You!
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Miss Anonymous , Illusional , wrmbreze , plaidvulva , Zombirella , PeaceToTheMiddleEast , ohaythere , married with children , Kitka , quinceykay , Rin (aka Nire) , mmmmm , Ash1141 , Stinkytofu10 , Llahsram , wes , xgamerx , Falsepast , rockblenny , thesquaredeific
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Miss Anonymous , Beck , ksparkles16 , BobbiJay , PeaceToTheMiddleEast , OhMy! , SparklyGlitter , married with children , Missmarc , Kitka , unfulfilled , padmeamidala , cheesewizz , Undead , jmex83 , authorzero , prettynpink , dv8 , sweetiejo , Ciao. , ellejay , Jon S , Incendiaire , aliceinthehole , Melan!e , Lanore , Stinkytofu10 , Fluke , *Camoprincess* , AriaRN , panthercat23 , digit88 , wetone123 , PassionCpl , mikeysPlace , Breas , Augustxsins , hhh , BlooJay , LittleBoPeep , misty82 , edenfantasys* , sjclayton2912 , Rawr4483 , SecretKinksters , travelnurse
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GONE! , ECU Pirate , Vii
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BoobCopter
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asandahl , BoobCopter
2
Ghost , Bignuf , potstickers , Ex-prude , Katelyn , Abombadong , Trysexual , giftdgecko , c365 , amazon , Feisty
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Total votes: 83 (77 voters)
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Contributor: Ghost Ghost
I like this one: link
03/04/2012
Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
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Originally posted by Miss Anonymous
If you don't think anything on my list would be good, and you recommend something else. Please list it below! Thank You!
Out of those I would say 3rd one since it's kinda the "almost full package" lol. The first or that one I think would be easier to use but then again I'm not a man so I really don't know what ways he would use it and what is comfortable for him (if he wants to be standing or laying). This is AWFULLY nice of you, those things are EXPENSIVE.
03/04/2012
Contributor: Missmarc Missmarc
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Originally posted by Miss Anonymous
If you don't think anything on my list would be good, and you recommend something else. Please list it below! Thank You!
Fuck me silly 2 mega masturbator has a funny name and a fun look
03/08/2012
Contributor: Kitka Kitka
The two mega masturbators look like fun.
03/09/2012
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
I agree the two mega masturbators do look nice.
03/09/2012
Contributor: Illumin8 Illumin8
I'd definitely get the two mega masturbators.
03/11/2012
Contributor: Undead Undead
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Originally posted by Miss Anonymous
If you don't think anything on my list would be good, and you recommend something else. Please list it below! Thank You!
the 3rd one
03/13/2012
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by Miss Anonymous
If you don't think anything on my list would be good, and you recommend something else. Please list it below! Thank You!
I have bought my hubby several of these. The all collect dust in the closet when I am on out of town business...except for TWO. BOTH of the JULIE ASHTON UR3 designs. One is supine, the other prone...but both have vaginal and anal openings he swears feel as close to the real deal as possible. If you warm them up in a hot bath for a minute prior to use, then dry them off...they don't have that "cold rubber" feel that ALL these toys do. Oh...and he thinks the "Fuck Me Silly 2 is a HUGE turn off...looks like a dismembered body. Yikes. Yuk.

You are obviously a GREAT girlfriend to do this for your guy!!! I am sure he will love whatever you give him...just cause it's from YOU.
03/24/2012
Contributor: sweetiejo sweetiejo
I like the fuck me silly one
03/24/2012
Contributor: Ciao. Ciao.
I think that's pretty fantastic of you to do that! The fuck me silly 2 looks pretty much as good as you're going to get.
03/28/2012
Contributor: asandahl asandahl
Any of the UR3 pussy and ass combos from Doc Johnson are the best if you ask me.
03/28/2012
Contributor: mmmmm mmmmm
I would say the fuck me silly mega masturbator
07/28/2012
Contributor: Katelyn Katelyn
I like the look of the Belladonna the Fuck me silly is super intense. Bignuf seems to have some good ideas though!
08/01/2012
Contributor: Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
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Originally posted by Miss Anonymous
If you don't think anything on my list would be good, and you recommend something else. Please list it below! Thank You!
I like those "fuck me silly" ones.
08/01/2012
Contributor: wes wes
fuck me silly #2
08/05/2012
Contributor: AriaRN AriaRN
So which one did you end up getting?
08/07/2012
Contributor: Abombadong Abombadong
those things really gross me out
08/08/2012
Contributor: digit88 digit88
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Originally posted by Miss Anonymous
If you don't think anything on my list would be good, and you recommend something else. Please list it below! Thank You!
mega 2
08/08/2012
Contributor: mikeysPlace mikeysPlace
Never tried one. But after seeing LusciousLollypop's video I'm sold! But why does it seem to be available in only one color? What if u want to get ur flava on?!
08/10/2012
Contributor: xgamerx xgamerx
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Originally posted by Ghost
I like this one: link
Damn, that looks awesome. Sucks that it's discontinued. I really wanted the Tiffany Mynx one, but it's discontinued as well.
08/11/2012
Contributor: giftdgecko giftdgecko
For me these are all too expensive
08/12/2012
Contributor: BlooJay BlooJay
The mega one
08/12/2012
Contributor: c365 c365
Get a fleshlight. Its affordable.
08/15/2012
Contributor: Rawr4483 Rawr4483
I like the Fuck me silly 2
09/15/2012
Contributor: Checkmate Checkmate
So what did you get him? I would have suggested a fleshlight, but since it is not on the list and I'm too late, I won't.
09/15/2012
Contributor: SecretKinksters SecretKinksters
Fuck me silly 2.
09/15/2012
Contributor: travelnurse travelnurse
You are a great girl friend!!! Look at the reviews is all that I can say as I have no experience. I wish that they had one that us females could ride that have a harder member, there is one that is too soft for good use!! Take good care of your friend, Deployments suck so badly!!
09/15/2012
Contributor: Feisty Feisty
I would suggest a tenga flip hole
09/18/2012
Contributor: thesquaredeific thesquaredeific
The megas are nice.
09/21/2012