Can't Get Jopen Vanity 5.5 To Fit. Help?

Can't Get Jopen Vanity 5.5 To Fit. Help?

NellietheRose NellietheRose
So, I just got this toy today in order to have some self-loving while my girlfriend's out of the country, but I realized, to my horror, that it didn't fit. It looks like such a lovely toy and I want it so badly (it looks so perfect and the vibrations are awesome), but I didn't realize how rigid it would be. The head is just to bulbous to fit.

Does anyone have any tips? Like...real techniques...not just "lots of lube" or "relax". I'd love to get this toy in somehow, but it hurts like a bitch just trying. Help?
12/05/2012
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Ryuson Ryuson
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Originally posted by NellietheRose
So, I just got this toy today in order to have some self-loving while my girlfriend's out of the country, but I realized, to my horror, that it didn't fit. It looks like such a lovely toy and I want it so badly (it looks so perfect and the ...
I got that toy to review myself (for a DR I think) and I couldn't insert it comfortably either. I'm a total girth wimp, and it was very painful for me to use the few times I had to in order to review it. Some people just can't take girthy toys!

If you're convinced you want to make this toy work, you can always try and work up to it with some similarly sized toys? Sorry about that.
12/05/2012
travelnurse travelnurse
Take a hot bath and use lots of lube.
12/05/2012
NellietheRose NellietheRose
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Originally posted by travelnurse
Take a hot bath and use lots of lube.
I'm in a dorm and can't do so. But that's great advice.
12/05/2012
NellietheRose NellietheRose
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Originally posted by Ryuson
I got that toy to review myself (for a DR I think) and I couldn't insert it comfortably either. I'm a total girth wimp, and it was very painful for me to use the few times I had to in order to review it. Some people just can't take girthy ...
I just thought it would be a little...squishier, I guess. I didn't look that bad in the pictures.

Thank you, though! Glad I'm not alone.
12/05/2012
jr2012 jr2012
maybe warm up with another toy? I find that a good clitoral orgasm first opens it right up. And plus...the potential for more orgasms! Good luck!
12/05/2012
NellietheRose NellietheRose
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Originally posted by jr2012
maybe warm up with another toy? I find that a good clitoral orgasm first opens it right up. And plus...the potential for more orgasms! Good luck!
Thank you so much! I don't own any dildos (except the giant one I use for my girlfriend that definitely will NOT fit, but I'll try the clitoral orgasm. Do you know if there are better ways to position my body to help open it up more?
12/05/2012
jr2012 jr2012
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Originally posted by NellietheRose
Thank you so much! I don't own any dildos (except the giant one I use for my girlfriend that definitely will NOT fit, but I'll try the clitoral orgasm. Do you know if there are better ways to position my body to help open it up more?
position is a good thought...perhaps squatting? (awkward, but effective. A bonus is that engaging your thigh and leg muscles can help with overall arousal!)

I find that laying on your back is not a good position for toys that are on the big side!
12/05/2012
NellietheRose NellietheRose
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Originally posted by jr2012
position is a good thought...perhaps squatting? (awkward, but effective. A bonus is that engaging your thigh and leg muscles can help with overall arousal!)

I find that laying on your back is not a good position for toys that are on the big ...
Squatting? I'll definitely give that a whirl! Thank you so much! There's honestly not a lot of info on this subject for girls doing it solo.
12/05/2012
levellc09 levellc09
hope you get it figured out.
12/05/2012
Pegee03 Pegee03
Squatting can work well. Best position I've ever found was to lean against a wall in a slightly slouched 'sit', with my butt on the floor and the toy in a diagonal against the floor. It has to be on something soft (towel works fine) so that the toy doesn't just kick out. You can stay that way for quite some time and control the amount of pressure by rotating your hips or sliding forward onto the toy slightly. It's not the best position to insert, but it allows you to apply pressure and relax for a long time without getting tired of squatting or trying to force the toy in. Apply as much pressure as you feel comfortable with, then relax and wait until you adjust. Then wiggle it around and apply a little more pressure. Keep doing that and it WILL fit eventually. If you're having trouble, it shoud be very satisfying once you get it in
12/06/2012
Pegee03 Pegee03
Oh and one more thing.. Whatever the position, make sure that you aren't going to slip and FALL down onto it.
12/06/2012
NellietheRose NellietheRose
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Originally posted by Pegee03
Squatting can work well. Best position I've ever found was to lean against a wall in a slightly slouched 'sit', with my butt on the floor and the toy in a diagonal against the floor. It has to be on something soft (towel works fine) so ...
Thank you so much for this! I worked on it last night, but it still wouldn't go in without hurting so bad that I felt like crying. >_< If the toy were softer, it would maybe get in, but I'm not sure. I've never really had anything thicker than 1 inch in diameter inside me, so it's difficult for me.

Do you know how long I would sit like that? The toy can't really stand on its own, so I'd have to hold it and thrust too.
12/06/2012
Ryuson Ryuson
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Originally posted by NellietheRose
Thank you so much for this! I worked on it last night, but it still wouldn't go in without hurting so bad that I felt like crying. >_< If the toy were softer, it would maybe get in, but I'm not sure. I've never really had anything ...
That's why I gave up on a lot of the Jopens, they're just too firm! If you can find a position where you can insert it comfortably and get it going, you might then be able to change positions to a more comfortable one.

About how long are you taking trying it? You might want to try inserting it, playing with another toy for a bit, inserting it more, playing with another toy, etc. It'll take your mind off of HAVING to get it in and help relax you.
12/06/2012
NellietheRose NellietheRose
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Originally posted by Ryuson
That's why I gave up on a lot of the Jopens, they're just too firm! If you can find a position where you can insert it comfortably and get it going, you might then be able to change positions to a more comfortable one.

About how long ...
Are there any Jopens that AREN'T so big. I feel like we're in the minority here size-wise.

And I guess I'm not good with relaxing...I'm a bit of a spaz. Maybe if I girlfriend helped, it'd be better, but in the meantime...

I read your review and they wouldn't let you swap yours for another model? That sucks. That's what I want to do if it just doesn't work out for me. I'm a college student who just wanted a toy to help me relax during exams. I didn't want to have to spend hours having to get it in. But now I'm determined. Even if I'm returning it, I want to get it in somehow and use it.
12/06/2012
Pegee03 Pegee03
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Originally posted by NellietheRose
Thank you so much for this! I worked on it last night, but it still wouldn't go in without hurting so bad that I felt like crying. >_< If the toy were softer, it would maybe get in, but I'm not sure. I've never really had anything ...
No prob I don't think 1.5 is really all that big and you should definitely be able to get it in eventually, but how long it's going to take is really up to you. I don't have that particular toy, but you might want to try turning it sideways to see if it fits better. Like I said, sitting really isn't a good position to insert, but you can keep steady pressure on it for a long time. When you feel relaxed, just wiggle it around and apply a little more, then relax for a couple of minutes. If it hurts, you're probably trying too hard. The vagina is very elastic, but it's also very muscular, and I'm guessing that if it hurts, it's probably because your muscles aren't relaxed, and the pain is what's keeping them from relaxing.

If you can, find something SAFE (no sharp edges, not too big, nothing that could break, something that won't get lost inside) around the house that's a little bit bigger than what you're used to. A hair brush handle, maybe a long candle, etc.. I've had good luck with vegetables - they're really cheap, come in all different sizes, and no one questions it unless you leave it in the bathroom . You can get a couple different sizes and just throw them out (or eat them) when you're done, but you should definitely cover them. A large carrot or maybe even a really small cucumber might help you along the way. Make sure you don't use anything sharp and if it's not specifically a sex toy, cover it with a condom.

Most importantly, enjoy yourself. If it's too big, don't worry about it. There will always be something that is just too big to fit . Have fun this time and try to work your way up to it next time.
12/06/2012
NellietheRose NellietheRose
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Originally posted by Pegee03
No prob I don't think 1.5 is really all that big and you should definitely be able to get it in eventually, but how long it's going to take is really up to you. I don't have that particular toy, but you might want to try turning it ...
Thank you so so SO much! I tried all of your tips last night and finally it got inside! D It took about an hour of constant nudging, but it got in after I had some...stuff inside me. It still hurt (and it hurt to get it out), but it was fine once it was in. I guess it's just harder since I've only been with a girl who uses very small dildos on me and have never had a penis up there, so I'm not like moat women who use the toy, I guess. xD

Thank you again! To all of you! I really, really appreciate it!
12/07/2012
Pegee03 Pegee03
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Originally posted by NellietheRose
Thank you so so SO much! I tried all of your tips last night and finally it got inside! D It took about an hour of constant nudging, but it got in after I had some...stuff inside me. It still hurt (and it hurt to get it out), but it was fine once it ...
Glad I could help How was the toy?
12/07/2012
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