So, I needed to clean some of my toys today and I live in a house with roommates, 1 of whom was home at the time so I slipped my toys under a towel and carried them to the bathroom. Since moving into this house, my toy habit has become a lot more inconvenient. My bathroom is down the hall and I share it with another roommate so I don't even feel comfortable storing my toy cleaner in the bathroom so I have to carry that too. I don't know either of my roommates well enough to be indiscreet about my toy usage and masturbation habits and I use my toys often and clean them after EVERY use so I'm imagining this leading to some kind of hilarious and embarrassing incident of all my dildos and vibrators coming tumbling out of my towel to roll down the stairs in front of god and everyone. I'm not too terribly concerned about it. If I get outed, I'll deal with it.

But it got me thinking, has anyone come up with any super creative ways to deal with the problem of transporting toys for cleaning to a shared bathroom? Or do you have any hilarious stories of being caught or almost being caught or people finding things? Any hilarity or creativity involving trying to be secretive about your toys?