I need help, reviews are to back and forth.

All I have right now for toys is a long skinny smooth vibrator that is losing its vibration.

Things I want:
Girth, around 1.75 to 2 inches
Good Vibrations, strong
long enough to masturbate with to, around 6 to 8 inches.

Dont they make realistic dildo/vibrator that has awesome vibrations?

Cant seem to find one, any help would be appreciated! less