What do you think about novelty toys like the Crotch Massager?

Contributor: NightNight NightNight
Could you fit a better pocket vibe in the case?
07/27/2010
Contributor: AU AU
I guess they can be kind of cute, but I find them a bit corny. I'd rather get something silly/cute/pretty.
07/27/2010
Contributor: joja joja
It's cool that they're non-threatening for those who are just getting into sex toys (or who don't want their friends knowing they're actually an expert), but personally I find them pretty lame. I am really drawn to beautiful, artsy sex toys of high quality, so joke toys really don't do it for me.
07/28/2010
Contributor: TexasFire TexasFire
Something with power! And that mostly comes with a higher price tag. Save money for the good stuff, indeed.
11/17/2010
Contributor: cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
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Originally posted by Pandahb
The Crotch Massager by Little Genie is a pocket vibrator in packaging that looks like a Crunch candy bar wrapper. I recently wrote a review about it with a video demonstration and was wondering if other people liked these sort of toys as much as I ... more
I voted that I like them and I also do not like them.

I had one called Red Devil, which I actually forgot about until I saw this post. I loved it.

On the other hand, I am not a fan of the cutesy little hello kitty and rubber ducky type vibes. I would get something like that for someone who collects them or something.
11/18/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by cherryredhead88
I voted that I like them and I also do not like them.

I had one called Red Devil, which I actually forgot about until I saw this post. I loved it.

On the other hand, I am not a fan of the cutesy little hello kitty and rubber ducky ... more
I never really wanted one of those "Rub my Duckie" vibrators, until I saw the Bondage Duckie. He (or she) is SO cute, I want one to put in my bathroom. I wouldn't use it as a vibrator (probably) but it would be funny as a conversation piece.

"What the hell is that Duckie in your bathroom doing?"

"Getting punished."
11/18/2010
Contributor: Twist Twist
I bought a chinese toy one that was a "vibrating" lightsaber as a gag gift for my girlfriend. We used it once and she said "the force is in me" when I inserted. All around a amusing memory.
11/18/2010
Contributor: Sweet-Justice Sweet-Justice
I like too look at them, but I probably wouldn't spend money on it.
03/29/2011
Contributor: SexyStuff SexyStuff
I like to look at, but would not buy.
03/30/2011
Contributor: krisvida krisvida
gag!
04/23/2011
Contributor: GravyCakes GravyCakes
Quote:
Originally posted by Pandahb
The Crotch Massager by Little Genie is a pocket vibrator in packaging that looks like a Crunch candy bar wrapper. I recently wrote a review about it with a video demonstration and was wondering if other people liked these sort of toys as much as I ... more
i think it's hilarious
05/02/2011
Contributor: Wild Orchid Wild Orchid
The vibe that gave me largest number of orgasms was supposed to be a gag gift for my sister's 18th birthday. She returned it to me - she prefers hitting me to releasing her energy through masturbation. I was surprised how much I liked it. It will be 3 in a month but it's still my go-to clit stimulator.
05/02/2011
Contributor: liilii080 liilii080
I just don't see the point and would rather have something I would enjoy.
05/02/2011