What toy defines your "bees" ranking for you? How about your "vrooms"?

Contributor: Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
When I rank a toy's bees and vrooms, I always think about it compared to other toys. For example, my ratings for bees are:

1 - TANTRA BEAM: silent on the lower levels.
2 - TANTRA BEAM: slight hum on the maximum levels, easily muffled.
3 - WICKED SLIM MAGNUM: kind of quiet, but you can hear it through the covers.
4 - TURBO GLIDER: loud on the max levels and hard to cover.
5 - HITACHI MAGIC WAND: pretty much impossible to block the noise out! =P

And I do the same thing for vrooms, ranking things compared to how I would rank other toys:

1 - OLD CELLPHONE VIBRATIONS: or anything less powerful than that.
2 - VIBRATING ANAL BEADS: a decent buzz, like foreplay.
3 - TANTRA BEAM: just enough to get me off!
4 - TURBO GLIDER: I can only use the higher settings RIGHT when I climax, or it's too much.
5 - HITACHI MAGIC WAND: I have to use it with a barrier or I'll go numb.
10/29/2008
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Contributor: Cock Wrangler Cock Wrangler
Smart system. I'd guess that everyone has their own standards they compare to.
My first vibrator was actually a Hitachi, so everything is obviously below that in both ratings, but I'm still figuring out where to put things in that mid-range.
10/31/2008
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
I don't really use a system like that. I would probably say I look at each toy as a blank slate.
10/31/2008