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Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
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I haven't seen one of these in AGES. I just stumbled across it on EF and was SO happy! I never have owned one of these the sex shop in my home town had this one, dust-covered cuke vibrator in stock. It was there until I graduated high school and probably remains there. I've kind of always had terribly curiosity about this toy. I know Sleeping Dreamer reviewed it...but for the rest of you...would you use this cuke to get you off?
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Pass. I suffered a terrible pickle-related childhood trauma. Let's just say I haven't been to Katz since.
Backseat Boohoo , Sammi , XXXXXXXXXXXXX , Envy , Jenniae09 , Brand , Kindred , LanaBean , oopsy , bunny love , Sebmissive , ToyGurl , Harpina is gone
13  (14%)
For my cuke-oriented laughs I prefer this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-W1R97LaWY
You bet your ass I would! The only thing I want more is that butt plug shaped like a pile of cole slaw...
brokenangel , Airen Wolf , petite-n-sweet , clp , Emma (Girl With Fire) , I'll Miss You EF :( , Lavendar Menace , Kimbertrees , dhig , skunked , Joie de Cherresse , Sohotdinosaur , MaryExy , ShadowKitten , Daniel & Brittany , M121212 , liilii080 , CuteDee , meganthomas , cottonxcandy
20  (21%)
I've been trying to find a way to make my s/o dump me...
deltalima , ellejay , SexyStuff
3  (3%)
Shouldn't you be packing for school instead of making polls about cucumber vibrators?
Owl Identified , SexyySarah , littlelady13 , Gunsmoke , Dusk , Sera , SweetestAngelGoneBad , Midway through , Selective Sensualist , DeliciousSurprise , thatonegirl , Love Buzz , kcordie , sausagelover , Jess , lamira , Mr. E , EndlessFrost , Lif3sambiguity , PuplePleasures , DustBunny , nolongerhere , SexyTabby , ToyGeek , Twist , Stujen , ToyTimeTim , mllebeauty , TexasFire , ZenaidaMacroura , Shellz31 , dv8 , moonlitlilly , jdloelo , xfairyxtalex , potstickers , null , DCorrelle , wetone123 , racoons , froggiemoma , Lithaewyn , *Huxley* , indiglo , Stagger13 , zracer , Drifter86 , cobiffle , yes yes yes , GravyCakes , krisvida , sexyk515 , Rightya , Eva Schwaltz , sexyintexas , Apirka , bayosgirl , Gemstone , slynch , freda
60  (62%)
Total votes: 96
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08/27/2009
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Contributor: GingerAnn GingerAnn
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08/27/2009
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
Oh, proofreading.

"I never have owned one of these the sex shop in my home town had this one, dust-covered cuke vibrator in stock."

Should read:

I have never owned one of these. The sex shop in my home town had this one, dust-covered cuke vibrator in stock.
08/27/2009
Contributor: Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
The MORE CORN video killed vegetable-shaped vibrators for me long ago.
08/27/2009
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
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Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
The MORE CORN video killed vegetable-shaped vibrators for me long ago.
I was surprised that this got such good ratings, in light of all that...
08/27/2009
Contributor: spicywife spicywife
If it wasn't made out of rubber then maybe.
08/28/2009
Contributor: Gary Gary
Nice!
08/02/2010
Contributor: Blinker Blinker
I so want some vibrating vegetables now! Just to freak out my partner, and to pass out as gifts. C'mon! Who doesn't want to get off using a cucumber or carrot?!

This reminds me of the Family Guy episode with Robert Downey Jr. and his invisible wife on the couch. Pickle, anyone?
08/06/2010
Contributor: brokenangel brokenangel
Let me tell you a story......LMFAO...
08/11/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
That just... looks so wrong, lol.
08/13/2010
Contributor: petite-n-sweet petite-n-sweet
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Originally posted by brokenangel
Let me tell you a story......LMFAO...
hehehe ditto.
08/13/2010
Contributor: PassionQT PassionQT
Oh wow! I didn't even know they made a corn vibrator! I used to have a friend that would use the real thing because he lived right next to a cornfield.
08/24/2010
Contributor: V.T.T V.T.T
omg the smooth version of this was my FIRST sex toy ever. YAY! So yes I would, and I have ^_^
08/24/2010
Contributor: SweetestAngelGoneBad SweetestAngelGoneBad
OMG! This reminds me of what my Ex husband found under his step mothers bed. Yup you guessed it is was a HUGE cucumber with a condom stretched over it.
08/24/2010
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
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Originally posted by SweetestAngelGoneBad
OMG! This reminds me of what my Ex husband found under his step mothers bed. Yup you guessed it is was a HUGE cucumber with a condom stretched over it.
Oh gosh, SAGB, that is too hilarious (and so incredibly embarrassing for his stepmom . . . just spend the $ already and get a REAL dildo -- it's much less embarrassing for someone to discover!).
08/25/2010
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
For the record, if this were made out of a slightly more durable material like hard plastic or silicone I would totally be into owning one of these. I'm into sex toys that look like things they're not supposed, such as the Whipspider dils and that banana vibrator that sadly EF doesn't have anymore...
08/31/2010
Contributor: kcordie kcordie
this thread makes me laugh
09/01/2010
Contributor: clp clp
I love tacky. I think my sweetheart would have waaaay too much fun watching me play with this one.

Boo about it being cheap material. I would gladly invest!
09/01/2010
Contributor: lamira lamira
I don't really think I'd ever use a cucumber dildo.
10/03/2010
Contributor: Lif3sambiguity Lif3sambiguity
LMAO
11/07/2010
Contributor: Brand Brand
Poll #1 lol. The last answer made me laugh outta my chair.
11/14/2010
Contributor: Kim! Kim!
I can't deny that I'm sort of tempted to buy this and the corn one now.
11/14/2010
Contributor: nolongerhere nolongerhere
I wonder if anyone's made a huge fake sausage dildo?? It seems only fitting. Hilarious thread.
11/14/2010
Contributor: Lavendar Menace Lavendar Menace
Lol! I love it!
11/17/2010
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
A shame it's not silicone. I have a sense of humor, but not enough of one to buy something made of rubber.
11/17/2010
Contributor: mllebeauty mllebeauty
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGeek
A shame it's not silicone. I have a sense of humor, but not enough of one to buy something made of rubber.
I agree...it's funny though.
11/17/2010
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGeek
A shame it's not silicone. I have a sense of humor, but not enough of one to buy something made of rubber.
Ditto. I totally would if it was something else
11/17/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGeek
A shame it's not silicone. I have a sense of humor, but not enough of one to buy something made of rubber.
Well, if it was a real cuke wouldn't you use a condom? Same would hold true for this right? haha

If it was longer or had a base I would use it.
11/17/2010
Contributor: GeekWife GeekWife
Okay, so I totally have one of those! Only it's WORSE because it's got a hillbilly cucumber cartoon on the front of the box... that I have yet to take it out of. And the tagline.... "the farmer's daughter never had it this good!".

We got it in a grab bag at our local sex toy store. I can't bring myself to use it. I don't know why. It's just. No. I think it's SO wrong. In the funny way.

I can't wait to find someone to pawn it off on as a joke though. Because it is totally hilarious.
11/17/2010
Contributor: Kimbertrees Kimbertrees
And yet another thing has now been added to my wish list that I don't need just because of the inside jokes it could bring.
11/18/2010