my wife does not believe!

Contributor: trios trios
I left a poll from here on the screen and walked away. My wife came over to the computer and saw the size polls.

Her reaction was that 'they're lying' (that someone would put that they have a 6 and 7 inch circumference cock)! I put 4.5 inches down (and that's what she is used to).

Just a post to share, not looking for anything really.
08/22/2010
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Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Quote:
Originally posted by trios
I left a poll from here on the screen and walked away. My wife came over to the computer and saw the size polls.

Her reaction was that 'they're lying' (that someone would put that they have a 6 and 7 inch circumference cock)! I put ... more
LOL uh yea my boyfriend is. It is probably not as much as she thinks it is. Take a tape measure and show her. And 4.5"? You might be thicker than you think.
08/22/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
yeah, don't forget pi.

pi figures into penises too!
08/22/2010
Contributor: trios trios
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
LOL uh yea my boyfriend is. It is probably not as much as she thinks it is. Take a tape measure and show her. And 4.5"? You might be thicker than you think.
Actually...I did...measure...

But thanks for your support anyways!
08/22/2010
Contributor: Pleasure Piratess Pleasure Piratess
I was actually thinking that most guys probably over estimate. I've seen more than my share, and I don't think I've seen 7" circumference yet. Think about it... if you roll a standard piece of paper into a long tube, that is 8 inches... and thats damn huge.
08/23/2010
Contributor: B8trDude B8trDude
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
yeah, don't forget pi.

pi figures into penises too!
Think I've got it - multiply actual circumference by pi and then multiple by r squared again - bet that'll make me REALLY big!
08/23/2010
Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
Quote:
Originally posted by B8trDude
Think I've got it - multiply actual circumference by pi and then multiple by r squared again - bet that'll make me REALLY big!
* watches geometry die a fiery death *

I'll say this, though--way easier to measure penis circumference than diameter.
08/23/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
yeah, don't forget pi.

pi figures into penises too!
mmmmmm pi and penis....great combination. I like apple pi with my penis but the icecream makes him squirm too much.
08/23/2010
Contributor: trios trios
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
mmmmmm pi and penis....great combination. I like apple pi with my penis but the icecream makes him squirm too much.
LOL! I was going to come up with something like that, but you beat me to it Airen!
08/23/2010
Contributor: MsTryska MsTryska
Quote:
Originally posted by Pleasure Piratess
I was actually thinking that most guys probably over estimate. I've seen more than my share, and I don't think I've seen 7" circumference yet. Think about it... if you roll a standard piece of paper into a long tube, that is 8 ... more
Round my way we call it Gay Math - whatever you really have just add 2.

I've heard so many guys claim they have 8 inches - I have 8 inches of bad ass rubber and I can only think of one man in my life EVER that compares. Most pornstars don't even compare. lol
08/23/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
mmmmmm pi and penis....great combination. I like apple pi with my penis but the icecream makes him squirm too much.
Have you tried cheese? A dalop of whip cream?
08/23/2010
Contributor: SydVicious SydVicious
I think about 4-5-6 is about the norm in terms of penis circumference. However, 7 and 8... That's a thick dick. My god!
08/23/2010
Contributor: OhMy! OhMy!
7-8" around? Holy cow! You should be able to make extra money breaking granite with a wang that size!
08/23/2010
Contributor: seaofneptune seaofneptune
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
mmmmmm pi and penis....great combination. I like apple pi with my penis but the icecream makes him squirm too much.
Yummy, apple pie!
08/23/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by trios
I left a poll from here on the screen and walked away. My wife came over to the computer and saw the size polls.

Her reaction was that 'they're lying' (that someone would put that they have a 6 and 7 inch circumference cock)! I put ... more
I think sometimes people have a hard time believing what they themselves have not experienced.

I rarely talk about My Man's size, unless asked, and only in the right venue. He's a Big Boy. But, on an other sex talk boards, it has come up (I don't bring up specifics unless asked) and several times people have said, "That can't be true!" Well, it is. {shrug} somebody has to get that scary-big guy and somebody has to be one of those scary-big guys.

I had a dude on an other site (which shall remain nameless) even though I had not addressed him personally, attack and attempt to refute my every post for about a month, (all of them about other things than My Man) because of one post about Size, which I answered truthfully. Because according to him, "Only one in a thousand men are that big. There is no way your man can be that size. I bet you didn't really measure." (And, FTR, yeah, I have. Just for kicks and giggles.) I really didn't care if believed me or not. I'm the one who lives with the Man, why would this guy on this other site care?

I believe a lot of things I have never seen or experienced. I know that the Big Wide World has a lot of things in it I, personally, have not yet, or may never, see or feel or witness. It doesn't mean they don't exist. I think some people just get weird when it comes to penis size, for some reason. Why would someone lie, I guess my question is? A guy? Maybe. But, not likely. But, a woman, why would she bother to make that up?
08/23/2010
Contributor: removedacnt removedacnt
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
mmmmmm pi and penis....great combination. I like apple pi with my penis but the icecream makes him squirm too much.
LOL!!!
08/23/2010
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
I think sometimes people have a hard time believing what they themselves have not experienced.

I rarely talk about My Man's size, unless asked, and only in the right venue. He's a Big Boy. But, on an other sex talk boards, it has come ... more
Well, it's people like your Man that helps balance out people like me thus making the average sized penis somewhere in between. Its not the size that matters, right...?

(/looks up products that promise a bigger penis in just 7 days)
08/23/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
Well, it's people like your Man that helps balance out people like me thus making the average sized penis somewhere in between. Its not the size that matters, right...?

(/looks up products that promise a bigger penis in just 7 days)
Kindred said Its not the size that matters, right...?

Not completely. Tongue strength, finger dexterity, endurance, patience and a sense of adventure and wanting to try new things are more important!!!!
08/23/2010
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Whew! So there's still hope for me.
08/23/2010
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
I've been around both - my ex-husband was about 4 inches around and Mulder was about 6 inches around. Ex-hub was too damn short (4 inches long) to get in me when we tried before marriage, and Mulder's was an extremely snug fit (8 1/2 inches long on top of the 6 inches around). My next one will hopefully be more reasonably proportioned.
08/23/2010
Contributor: trios trios
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
I think sometimes people have a hard time believing what they themselves have not experienced.

I rarely talk about My Man's size, unless asked, and only in the right venue. He's a Big Boy. But, on an other sex talk boards, it has come ... more
It's not that I don't believe it myself- my wife said she doesn't! Maybe she's just trying to make me feel better...

BTW I totally respect someone who's cock is too big! For some men there is a link between self esteem and cock size. Perhaps that's why the term 'cocky' exists?
08/23/2010
Contributor: trios trios
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
yeah, don't forget pi.

pi figures into penises too!
Pi are round!
08/23/2010
Contributor: Pleasure Piratess Pleasure Piratess
I completely believe there are men who have 6,7 inch circumference... I just don't think that is any reflection of average.... and if you are seeing a poll with lots of people answering that way, my thought is that they are over-estimating.
08/23/2010
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Quote:
Originally posted by SydVicious
I think about 4-5-6 is about the norm in terms of penis circumference. However, 7 and 8... That's a thick dick. My god!
Even 6 is quite huge for a regular guy. The Randy - which is too big for a LOT of people - is 6.75. The Eleven is 5.5 on one end, 6.5 on the other and everyone considers it huge.

Some of the folks on here - not naming names! - who have said they (or their sig other) have 6, 7, 8 inch circumference cocks have also said they're too small for the Eleven and Randy.

I smell fishiness, fo' sho!

Not that no man is that big but it *is* rare and if a poll is giving a large, skewed percentage, it's a case of....

Well, you know.

Most women insist they have a "tiny, super tight, wee, little, narrow pussy that couldn't possibly fit that huge toy!" in the same breath they insist their guy has a dick like a donkey.

Contradictory much?
08/23/2010
Contributor: trios trios
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
I think sometimes people have a hard time believing what they themselves have not experienced.

I rarely talk about My Man's size, unless asked, and only in the right venue. He's a Big Boy. But, on an other sex talk boards, it has come ... more
Sorry, didn't mean to cause a stir!
08/23/2010
Contributor: clp clp
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
mmmmmm pi and penis....great combination. I like apple pi with my penis but the icecream makes him squirm too much.
Hahahaha... I like cream p--
*SLAP* THAT'S LEWD, CLP!! *self-censor engaged*
08/23/2010
Contributor: Sir Sir
Quote:
Originally posted by clp
Hahahaha... I like cream p--
*SLAP* THAT'S LEWD, CLP!! *self-censor engaged*
HAHAH!!! Nice one, very good.
08/23/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by trios
It's not that I don't believe it myself- my wife said she doesn't! Maybe she's just trying to make me feel better...

BTW I totally respect someone who's cock is too big! For some men there is a link between self esteem and ... more
Funny thing is, My Man doesn't think he's all that big. I guess I've seen more erect cocks than he has. I have a vibe (Fun Factory Boss Lady) that is almost exactly the same size he is, (but he's a bit thicker) and for months, he insisted, "That's bigger than I am." It wasn't and I had to measure to prove it to him.

So, he isn't really cocky about that.....oddly enough, because he is about a LOT of other stuff.

And, I have no problem with even pretty large toys, so I'm not claiming to be itty teeny weeny, nor do I experience pain from any type of penetration. My stuff is more like Memory Foam. It stretches and goes back. That's the way the body is supposed to work.

I've never even tried the Eleven or the Randy, but I've never seen a cock or a toy (within reason, I'm not using two litre bottles. ) that was painful, I guess I'm saying.
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08/24/2010
Contributor: Kim! Kim!
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
Kindred said Its not the size that matters, right...?

Not completely. Tongue strength, finger dexterity, endurance, patience and a sense of adventure and wanting to try new things are more important!!!!
And technique, don't forget about technique!
08/24/2010
Contributor: Liz2 Liz2
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
Even 6 is quite huge for a regular guy. The Randy - which is too big for a LOT of people - is 6.75. The Eleven is 5.5 on one end, 6.5 on the other and everyone considers it huge.

Some of the folks on here - not naming names! - who have said ... more
You are so right!! Guys do hype their size........I don't know the circumference of my b/f but I do feel he has a big head which can be uncomfortable at times.
For me, I need lots of warm-up prior to penetration and that goes for toys as well, including the Eleven which is awesome but I can't take the big end every time.
08/24/2010