Woody's..Morning Wood

Woody's..Morning Wood

OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
When a male goes into deep sleep, REM stage, of sleeping they often get a huge erections. Lately I have been getting awaken by some stiff hard on. Often 2-3 times a night. I think it might be due to the nice stories members have been writing in response to Stellar's beckoning.
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Inquisitor Inquisitor
Morning Wood isn't cool when you have to pee in the morning. Pulling a "Superman" or modified "Superman" isn't too much fun if you miss. It also stinks if you get shot down in the morning . Then its either a cold shower or your stuck "dealing" with it yourself and wishing you had a helping hand...
02/01/2016
Andykh Andykh
I agree with Inq the morning wood sucks if u want to use it knowing its time to go pee. I woke up like that 1 morning last week and wanted to use it but was afraid of the possible backhand smack if I woulda tried it because she was sleeping so peaceful
02/01/2016
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
I have woken up a few times and if I have a partner I enjoy giving it to them hard, it feels different and I swear I'm a bit bigger too.
02/02/2016
Inquisitor Inquisitor
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
I have woken up a few times and if I have a partner I enjoy giving it to them hard, it feels different and I swear I'm a bit bigger too.
Yeah, I thought I was bigger also but I just dismissed the thought. I had nothing to compare it to, well nothing real that is.
02/03/2016
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by Inquisitor
Yeah, I thought I was bigger also but I just dismissed the thought. I had nothing to compare it to, well nothing real that is.
perhaps press your manhood against your bod and mark on your tummy. In the morning grab a tape measure. And also use a paper straw wrapper, wrap it around and tear to record the circumference. Compare them to your norm.
02/03/2016
Inquisitor Inquisitor
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
perhaps press your manhood against your bod and mark on your tummy. In the morning grab a tape measure. And also use a paper straw wrapper, wrap it around and tear to record the circumference. Compare them to your norm.
Nah, I'd want something more scientific.
02/03/2016
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by Inquisitor
Nah, I'd want something more scientific.
how about a camera ? prices on video cameras are very reasonable now days.
02/04/2016
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
how about a camera ? prices on video cameras are very reasonable now days.
Clone-A-Willy. he he.

Make a morning and after clone to compare.
03/23/2016
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Does anyone know why mwood happens? Why is there so much blood flow with morning wood. Is it from not cummming often enough? Or having too much sex on the brain? Or just general good state of mind ?
03/23/2016
Inquisitor Inquisitor
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Does anyone know why mwood happens? Why is there so much blood flow with morning wood. Is it from not cummming often enough? Or having too much sex on the brain? Or just general good state of mind ?
I had heard from a geneticist that it was due to elevated testosterone levels that happen naturally and regularly every day. I have yet to ask my doctor about it though. Feel free to ask and let us know.
03/24/2016
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by Inquisitor
I had heard from a geneticist that it was due to elevated testosterone levels that happen naturally and regularly every day. I have yet to ask my doctor about it though. Feel free to ask and let us know.
Does elv levels also cause excessive hornyness ?
03/25/2016
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Does elv levels also cause excessive hornyness ?
Really, Really, Really, BASIC!!!. It causes primal desires. Fight, Flight, Fuck, Feed.
03/25/2016
Gr8pumpkin Gr8pumpkin
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Really, Really, Really, BASIC!!!. It causes primal desires. Fight, Flight, Fuck, Feed.
I do believe the morning wood is a response to natural biorythims and an elevated totesterone level common in the morning. I have been waking up lately with erections that were so stiff they were almost painful. I haven't had that experience in years. I suspect for me it is a combination of working out more, better diet, and finally getting restful sleep after being a shift worker for the last 35 years, and now retired. Sometimes I do wish I could put that towel hanger to use, but I suspect my bride would not be pleased to wake her up to frolic, especially as she still puts in long days.
04/27/2016
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Really, Really, Really, BASIC!!!. It causes primal desires. Fight, Flight, Fuck, Feed.
Hey TTG, resident medical go to guy (although I know there are others here knowledgeable)

Have you heard of Cumin Turmeric being able to help erections ? I'm taking for anti-inflammatory lately and it seems to give me morning wood. When I don't take it, mw not there to greet me.
04/27/2016
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Hey TTG, resident medical go to guy (although I know there are others here knowledgeable)

Have you heard of Cumin Turmeric being able to help erections ? I'm taking for anti-inflammatory lately and it seems to give me morning wood. When I ...
Lol. Funny that. Anti-inflammatories usually lead to erectile disfunction.

But turmeric has been used for centuries for its ability to be a testosterone enhancer and mild aphrodisiac.
04/28/2016
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Lol. Funny that. Anti-inflammatories usually lead to erectile disfunction.

But turmeric has been used for centuries for its ability to be a testosterone enhancer and mild aphrodisiac.
I'm going to cut and paste a bit of info from here.

Turmeric has research strongly suggesting that it improves almost every major cardiovascular risk factor. And, of course, anything that improves your arteries is very likely going to improve your erections.

Here are Ten Ways That Turmeric (Curcumin) Extracts Can Improve Erectile Dysfunction:

1. Raises HDL

2. Increase Plasma Nitric Oxide

3. Lowers Cholesterol

4. Antioxidant Strength

5. Fibrinogen

6. Arteriosclerosis Prevention

7. Arterial Protection Against Hypertension

8. Arterial Protection Against Nitric Oxide Deficiency

9. Arterial Protection Against Homocysteine

10. Lowers Triglycerides
04/28/2016
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Lol. Funny that. Anti-inflammatories usually lead to erectile disfunction.

But turmeric has been used for centuries for its ability to be a testosterone enhancer and mild aphrodisiac.
I take anti-inflammatory for all the aches, soreness and pains from competing in sports. I make a strawberry, pineapple, kale, blueberries, banana smoothie and take the Cumin Turmeric to cut down on anti-infl stuff.

Thanks for the reply TTG !
04/28/2016
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
I take anti-inflammatory for all the aches, soreness and pains from competing in sports. I make a strawberry, pineapple, kale, blueberries, banana smoothie and take the Cumin Turmeric to cut down on anti-infl stuff.

Thanks for the reply TTG ...
Lol. You hit all the main ones but do not neglect your other spices.

Cloves, Ginger and Rosemary are proven to assist with inflammation.

Water is also very important in assisting with pain reduction.

Additionally [consult your doctor] can I suggest raw apple cider vinegar, while no "official" clinical trial has been done, one or two tablespoons a morning ihas been "known" to help. Put a bit in your water bottle each day for a boost tastes ok too.

Try these too...

TNP
04/29/2016
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
I had a giant one this morning. OW held it for 10mins. I juiced some watermelon rinds and drank 16ozs yesterday. Not only did it raise while getting teased by OW it rose over and over while sleeping. Don't toss them rinds away !
06/16/2016
Inquisitor Inquisitor
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
I had a giant one this morning. OW held it for 10mins. I juiced some watermelon rinds and drank 16ozs yesterday. Not only did it raise while getting teased by OW it rose over and over while sleeping. Don't toss them rinds away !
Good to know! If I could stomach the taste of the watermelon, I'd be eating it much more frequently.
06/16/2016
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by Inquisitor
Good to know! If I could stomach the taste of the watermelon, I'd be eating it much more frequently.
Perhaps let someone else eat the melon and you juice the rinds. And add your fav fruit to it to change the taste. Get the miniature ones.
06/17/2016
Devz Devz
Nothing wrong with it, always to get a nice tug
Feb 22, 12:40 pm
Gio Gio
It is normal for a guy to have a morning woody wood.
Apr 4, 10:51 pm
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