What's your most embarrassing moment ever?

Once I shat on a slide in a public park. Maybe that's not what you meant, though.

I was 13 and I was on a trip in Europe with about 50 kids my own age. I fell asleep on one of the kids laps in the back of the bus and rumors went around that I had given him a blow job. Not that embarrassing now but at the time I was mortified especially since I wasn't the type of person to do that.

The first time I ever queefed was while I was having sex with someone. We both just started hysterically laughing.