. . . and the noisy Xtreme Pack G-Spot Bullet from Cal Exotics is now almost silent. I dug a spare plug out of my box of electrical parts, vandalized my extremely quiet, but increasingly less reliable, Velvet Touch bullet vibe, and presto -- now my dying bullet has new life and a variety of pulse patterns. As for the big noisy bullet that came with the Xtreme Pack, it's been banished to the less accessible storage.

I'm quite pleased with myself.