Do you have sex with the kids in the house?

Do you have sex with the kids in the house?

Diabolical Kitty Diabolical Kitty
I am wondering if more and more parents are killing their sex lives because of having children in the house, or have you just learned to be quiet now?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Sex life, what sex life?
2
What is sex?
1
Masturbation doesn't even happen.
1
Only when the kids are away.
1
I've learned to be quiet and sex is still great.
27
Total votes: 32 (28 voters)
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10/10/2011
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- Kira - - Kira -
If I waited until my son was out of the house, I'd have sex once a month. Naturally, I've just learned to be more quiet. Luckily, he's a pretty hard sleeper so if I moan a little loud he's none the wiser. That might change when he gets older.
10/10/2011
Sammi Sammi
We're not quiet by a long shot, but I remember when the kids were born, we used to be noisy with everything and they learned to sleep - even if we were vacuuming in the same room. That's helped - if they're asleep, they're asleep and noise typically doesn't wake them. If we waited till they were not home, we'd be lucky to do it every 6 months
10/10/2011
Sweet-Justice Sweet-Justice
Can't vote on this because I don't have kids. But when my fiances parents are home there is no sex. We have to wait till they are gone or dead asleep upstairs.
10/10/2011
js250 js250
We learned to be quieter, buy them a new game for their consoles or rent a ton of movies and let our kids have a special movie night in their rooms. If we would have waited 18 years for our kids to get out of the house, we would have lasted about 7 days and given the kids away, just joking, but seriously you adapt and then when they are gone you let loose.
10/10/2011
Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
We have sex regardless of who is in our home. It is our home afterall. We have never been quiet, but we are not screaming at the top of our lungs either.

Our son usually sleeps with his headphones and iPod on anyway, so it isn't really an issue.
10/10/2011
Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
We're not quiet by a long shot, but I remember when the kids were born, we used to be noisy with everything and they learned to sleep - even if we were vacuuming in the same room. That's helped - if they're asleep, they're asleep and ...
This exactly!

Our pediatrician told us when we took our son home from the hospital, "Just because the baby is sleeping doesn't mean you need to tip-toe around him...otherwise he will startle at every noise and learn to be a light sleeper.

It takes an air horn to wake our son up sometimes.
10/10/2011
Rossie Rossie
We only have sex in the middle of the night, when my son's sleeping soundly.
10/11/2011
unfulfilled unfulfilled
When they're asleep or sometimes a quickie in the bathroom when they're awake.
10/11/2011
big b big b
lock the door
10/11/2011
Vanille Vanille
My parents shut the door, and I just put my noise-cancel headphones on. If I need to use my bathroom I bring my headphones with me. I'm not botherin' them, they're not botherin' me. I don't hear a thing with my headphones on.

Surely they're probably louder if I'm away for the night or a weekend....but I don't wanna know. LOL
10/11/2011
domsub1993 domsub1993
Only when they are in bed.
10/11/2011
married with children married with children
all the time when they are sleeping.
10/12/2011
WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
I read this question WAYYYYYYYY wrong at first.
10/12/2011
Jaimes Jaimes
Quote:
Originally posted by WhoopieDoo
I read this question WAYYYYYYYY wrong at first.
Me too! I was laughing as I opened the post.
10/12/2011
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
I would say 90% of the time they are home, most of the time sleeping. We have had a few quickies here and there when they are awake. We just go down stairs and "Do some laundry". Since they hate to help with laundry we know they will not come down.
10/12/2011
The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
Quote:
Originally posted by Diabolical Kitty
I am wondering if more and more parents are killing their sex lives because of having children in the house, or have you just learned to be quiet now?
Horray for sleeping kids! For some reason every time about 30 seconds after we finish my little one wakes up... I always kid "And que the crying baby".
10/12/2011
Kitka Kitka
It's damn near impossible to keep me quiet, but we've already had the sex talk with our son.
10/13/2011
Lucky21 Lucky21
I can't vote either. We usually don't even try when our little one is awake. But we aren't particularly quiet. When we have needed to be, we have been quiet.
10/13/2011
jewelsngems jewelsngems
OMG, if we waited till there were no kids in the house I may as well become a Nun! Shut the door, heck, go out on the deck....there are ways around there being kids in the house
10/14/2011
emilia emilia
I like to have sex in the middle of the day when the kids are at school
10/15/2011
leanright69 leanright69
May not scream, but not quiet eather.
10/15/2011
Total posts: 22
Unique posters: 21