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Ever Dismantled a Toy?

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Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
I recently had a friend over, and just for fun we took my single (much-hated, over a year old, and just sitting and collecting dust) jelly toy and dissected it. It was interesting - jelly doesn't cut as easily as we thought, and we found that it's actually LESS greasy-feeling on the inside, which was a real shocker. We ended up stealing the bullet out of it, too.

Have you ever had a toy that you didn't like, or was broken, or just really cheap and decided to put it under the knife (or any other kind of purposeful breaking)? Or heck, have you done it to a good toy that you didn't mind replacing?

If you did, why? Because you hated it? To see how it worked? To steal the parts? FOR SCIENCE?!
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Yep! I've done this!
Rin (aka Nire) , ToyTimeTim , Gunsmoke , Petite Valentine , Ansley , clp , dv8 , RonLee , alliegator , js250 , A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) , disenchanted , kinksters , eggiweg , null , Wild Orchid , KaraSutra , P'Gell , Pixel , AlaskanBeauty , Jenyana
21  (38%)
No, but it might be fun!
JessCee , Ryuson , Linga , DeliciousSurprise , MaryExy , Waterfall , sarki , The Curious Couple , married with children , newfoundlust , Lily Night , Ghost , LostBoy988 , Miss Anonymous , ms.anon , M121212 , toxie m , slynch , wetone123 , darthkitt3n , The Mother of a SiNner , Lady Nina , Sinfully , Ava5 , Shellz31 , boobookittyfuk , Lummox , ladyred
28  (50%)
I'd never do that - poor toy!
bayosgirl , Eva Schwaltz
2  (4%)
Other, because there must always be an "other."
AngelvMaynard , KnK , Kkay , Lilitu , Noira Celestia
5  (9%)
Total votes: 56
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Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Many, many times.
07/21/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Many, many times.
Hahaha, I figured you would have!
07/21/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
Hahaha, I figured you would have!
I guess it is in my blood to figure how things work, whats really cool is when you put them back together and they work.
07/21/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
I guess it is in my blood to figure how things work, whats really cool is when you put them back together and they work.
COOOOOOOOL!!!!
07/21/2011
Contributor: JessCee JessCee
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
I guess it is in my blood to figure how things work, whats really cool is when you put them back together and they work.
see, getting the object (whatever it may be) to work when you put it back together is where things get a little sticky for me.... this is why I tend to just leave them be, lol
07/21/2011
Contributor: Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Many, many times.
Ditto - many times, kinda a guy thing to want to know how something works - and why they fail.
07/21/2011
Contributor: AngelvMaynard AngelvMaynard
I'm completely un-mechanical! I wouldn't even know where to begin to take it apart or put it back together even if I wanted to.
07/21/2011
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
(Review Program Mentor)
Sounds interesting! Maybe a cheapy one!
07/21/2011
Contributor: Linga Linga
On purpose no, accidentally yes. But I would like too, only if it's broken though
07/21/2011
Contributor: KnK KnK
Quote:
Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
I recently had a friend over, and just for fun we took my single (much-hated, over a year old, and just sitting and collecting dust) jelly toy and dissected it. It was interesting - jelly doesn't cut as easily as we thought, and we found that ... more
On accident I've broken a few craptasticly made toys. Hmmm, what you did gives me an amusing idea for a jelly toy I have....

Either that or I'm selling that shit on ebanned. I'm seriously thinking about it. Lol
07/21/2011
Contributor: Kkay Kkay
My partner has a degree in electrical engineering and has modified some of my older, out-of-use toys for more va-voom. Does that count?
07/21/2011
Contributor: Waterfall Waterfall
I haven't done it, but there are a few things that I have in my collection that I don't use and it would be fun to experiment on them
07/21/2011
Contributor: The Curious Couple The Curious Couple
I haven't done it yet, but now I want to!
07/21/2011
Contributor: sarki sarki
No but I would if the toy's life was over
07/21/2011
Contributor: married with children married with children
never really thought about doing it. Might have to on my next dead toy
07/22/2011
Contributor: bayosgirl bayosgirl
Seems like a waste of a good toy. Now if it's already broken thats another story.
07/22/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
I've never really thought about it, but I have a few things that could probably get dismantled lol.
07/22/2011
Contributor: catgirl9 catgirl9
I haven't yet, but I think I'll try this weekend on one of my vibes that I don't like. I'm curious now!
07/22/2011
Contributor: LostBoy988 LostBoy988
I might have to try this....
07/22/2011
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
I've torn up a few toys in my day to either make them more comfortable to use or to steal parts out of them. It's how I ended up with one of my favorite bullet vibes. I stole it from a vibrating hollow strap on. Tossed the dildo and kept the harness.
07/22/2011
Contributor: clp clp
When my first Rabbit bit the dusk, I tore that mofo apart. Its more amazing on the inside than the outside, and I can now appreciate why they are usually starting at the $60 mark!
07/22/2011
Contributor: RonLee RonLee
Yes, usually to repair a vibrator that no longer vibrated. Not in a long time though, I've learned that with better quality toys they don't fail so quickly.

Although, for some products higher price does not necessarily mean better quality.
07/22/2011
Contributor: Miss Anonymous Miss Anonymous
No, but it might be fun
07/22/2011
Contributor: alliegator alliegator
Yes, I did that same thing. I used a pocket knife to cut a bullet out of a jelly toy because I liked the vibrations but not the outer material.
07/22/2011
Contributor: js250 js250
Quote:
Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
I recently had a friend over, and just for fun we took my single (much-hated, over a year old, and just sitting and collecting dust) jelly toy and dissected it. It was interesting - jelly doesn't cut as easily as we thought, and we found that ... more
All the time. I revise toys that do not work and try to make a great toy out of them.As a matter of fact,I just made an ejaculating penis out of an old penis pump and an old bullet dildo. Pretty cool!
07/22/2011
Contributor: M121212 M121212
I would dissect a neglected toy that seemed like it would be fun to.
07/24/2011
Contributor: disenchanted disenchanted
The first time was totally unintentional, though, the toy kind of dismantled itself...
07/24/2011
Contributor: kinksters kinksters
as an engineer, i love taking toys apart
07/24/2011
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
I never have but you have given me an idea and got me curious to do so!
07/24/2011