I'm not a guy but my first, last and only boyfriend was aiming for my tits and ended up shooting it up my nose. One of the worst sexual experiences of my life. It became funny later when it stopped burning and I was done blowing my nose for the millionth time but, yeah, really unpleasant. less

I'm not a guy but my first, last and only boyfriend was aiming for my tits and ended up shooting it up my nose. One of the worst sexual experiences of my life. It became funny later when it stopped burning and I was done blowing my nose for the millionth time but, yeah, really unpleasant. less

I'm not a guy but my first, last and only boyfriend was aiming for my tits and ended up shooting it up my nose. One of the worst sexual experiences of my life. It became funny later when it stopped burning and I was done blowing my nose for the millionth time but, yeah, really unpleasant. less

I had a funny memory just pop into my head. There was one time that my wife and I were foolin' around on the couch...she wasn't using birth control yet, so we were using the "pull out method" (yeah I know, totally not fool proof);. Anyways....She was on top of me on the couch and I'll be damned if I didn't shoot straight up into the air and it landed back down on me. The worst part of it is.....what we didn't realize (until we had company over the next day) was that it had also landed on the wall somehow, behind the couch. So there my best friend sat....with a "wad-drip" stuck to the wall, right behind his head. My wife pointed it out to me casually, and discreetly and all I could do was start laughing hysterically mid convo. My friend looked at me funny and was confused. My wife grabbed a wet rag as soon as he hit for the bathroom for a pee break and she scrubbed that spot off within minutes.

We about died laughing after he left and swore to use condoms until she went on birth control LOL!!!!!

Where is the weirdest, funniest, strangest spot you've ever "Let loose"? Funny stories? post em here! less