Have you named any of your toys?

Have you named any of your toys?

LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
I came across a post on EF of a woman who had named a toy of hers. I smirked at first, but then wondered how many of you do it as well Poll below!
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95  (44%)
87  (40%)
36  (17%)
Total votes: 218
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01/09/2011
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ToyGeek ToyGeek
For the record I'd like to state then when I do this, it's because a name crosses my mind that amuses me, not because I'm that lonely. Well, I am that lonely, but not to the point of imagining sentience in my dildos.

For example, I decided to call the Deep Water G "Alvin" after the deep water submarine, but I don't make the habit of naming any toys after hot actors or anything.
01/09/2011
Taylor Taylor
I don't give them names, but I do call them by their name. Sometimes I'll tell my BF that I'm going to go play with Gigi or something like that
01/09/2011
RubenesqueAna RubenesqueAna
Hah, I've never named a toy, but I know a lot of girls who do. I think it's fairly common.
01/09/2011
clp clp
Nickname, I suppose? My sweets and i call my Jimmy Jane form 6 "Alien" because his pitch of buzzes sound like a little space ship.
01/09/2011
toxie m toxie m
I haven't but only because I can't think of anything fitting. I just got the O2 Mark and love it, but calling it Mark is a bit weird because I have close friends with the same name. My boyfriend and I have been trying to think of something else to refer to it as (beyond just "the O2"), but so far no luck.
01/09/2011
Clitical Jenne Clitical Jenne
I have a blue dildo that is named Papa Smurf because that's what he reminds me of. A glass dildo I own is also called Mr Blue Skies and I have named other favorites of mine. The reason is simple if I'm playing with Hubby and he's reaching into the toy box he knows which ones have names and when I ask him to get me Papa Smurf he knows exactly who I am talking about...

Jenne
01/09/2011
Naughty Student Naughty Student
I have no name for my toys apart from the name they are given by the company who produced them. I'll call a vibe a vibe or a dildo a dildo but I won't give them names, its personal preference, not that I find it silly to do.

I have been calling the Thumper me "monster", bcs it's big but it won't last.
01/10/2011
Shellz31 Shellz31
Quote:
Originally posted by Clitical Jenne
I have a blue dildo that is named Papa Smurf because that's what he reminds me of. A glass dildo I own is also called Mr Blue Skies and I have named other favorites of mine. The reason is simple if I'm playing with Hubby and he's reaching ...
Hehehe - I like that .... Papa Smurf. Cute.

My Master names all mine so I know exactly which one he wishes me to use - without him having to describe it.
I think it's cute
01/10/2011
Chevylady37 Chevylady37
i haven't really named a toy, but i have named my husbands member.Although i don't call it by name very often if any any more. It is Harley
01/10/2011
lamira lamira
I have never thought about giving my toys an identity.
01/10/2011
Hot'n'Bothered Hot'n'Bothered
Nope! The thought has never crossed my mind..
01/10/2011
liilii080 liilii080
Not yet, but I'm thinking of what to call my Form 2. Form 2 just doesn't roll off the tongue.
01/10/2011
napalmbutterfly napalmbutterfly
My current one's name is Captain.
01/11/2011
Maiden Maiden
Quote:
Originally posted by Taylor
I don't give them names, but I do call them by their name. Sometimes I'll tell my BF that I'm going to go play with Gigi or something like that
This is the same for me. My first realistic dildo is the Adam's Pleasureskin, so I call it Adam. Same for my other two, but only because they had names on the package. I have a Hank and a Jeremy. We do jokingly say things like " We should get Adam out. We haven't used him for awhile and I think he is getting lonely. " It also makes it easier for me to tell my man which one I want out of the drawer. I can just say Hank or Jeremy, and he knows which one I am talking about. The only other one we have named is the big black one we use mostly for slapping. We call him "Big Black". The color is like black vinyl, it's 10 inches long, and is the only black dildo I have.
01/11/2011
VenusianThunder VenusianThunder
Not yet, but I have thought of this recently. Its definitely fun to think about and more interesting if you were to say write in your journal or blog about one of your toys.
01/11/2011
Angel deSanguine Angel deSanguine
Quote:
Originally posted by Taylor
I don't give them names, but I do call them by their name. Sometimes I'll tell my BF that I'm going to go play with Gigi or something like that
Same here. If they're named by the manufacturer that's the name I call them by.
01/11/2011
Red Vinyl Kitty Red Vinyl Kitty
All of my toys have names. Silly as it sounds, I can't fuck anything without a name.
01/11/2011
Yoda Yoda
Why is there an other column?
01/11/2011
LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Quote:
Originally posted by Red Vinyl Kitty
All of my toys have names. Silly as it sounds, I can't fuck anything without a name.
Hehe!
01/11/2011
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by LavenderSkies
I came across a post on EF of a woman who had named a toy of hers. I smirked at first, but then wondered how many of you do it as well Poll below!
I have named several of them and held a burial service for "Bob" my first rubber dong. I really miss Bob...
01/11/2011
guard083 guard083
I haven't named any of mine but it's not becase I think it's silly. Me and my guy just haven't took the time to
01/11/2011
Gallowraven Gallowraven
Quote:
Originally posted by LavenderSkies
I came across a post on EF of a woman who had named a toy of hers. I smirked at first, but then wondered how many of you do it as well Poll below!
I had to put other, as the only nick name any of my toys has gotten was BOB for battery operated boyfriend, purely for amusement purposes though.
01/11/2011
Beaners Beaners
Eh, we have the Leo and the Mistress, so we call them Leo and Missy. They're really the only ones that have stuck.
01/11/2011
♥ Amanda ♥ ♥ Amanda ♥
I think I have pet name for every toy I own. Let's see there is my wormy, purple monster, baby, butt buddy, tommy, etc. The list goes on and on. Is that sad? lol
01/11/2011
Crystal1 Crystal1
I've joked about it, like "Oooh, I should call that one (insert name here)", but I never actually name them.
01/11/2011
Bunnyidol Bunnyidol
I haven't actually named any of my toys, but I do call them random names with thinking or talking about them because I think they are funny or they rhyme with the actual name of the toy.
01/11/2011
Cowboyssweetie Cowboyssweetie
Quote:
Originally posted by LavenderSkies
I came across a post on EF of a woman who had named a toy of hers. I smirked at first, but then wondered how many of you do it as well Poll below!
yes it makes it more kinky i think
01/16/2011
Orion Orion
Lol we use Lelo toys mostly they come with names >.>
01/16/2011
Woman China Woman China
Colours. I usually just call them by their colours. Unless it is The Glass One. It is uber special!!!!
01/17/2011
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