Horror Stories (People finding your toy stash)

I'm really interested in hearing peoples moments of horror where your visitors or children have found your stash of sex toys.

It to date has not happened to me but I've been a dinner party at a friends when one of the young ones have come out and asked "Mummy what's this?" less

Oh I just got told a interesting tale of woe.

Two brothers were helping their little sister and her fiancée move house and they found a whole heap of porno mags.

They confronted the fiancée about the graphic nature of the acts depicted only for him to deny they were his.

Turned out it was their sisters. less

Ok here goes, (the names have been changed to protect all parties involved)

My partner's name is Starla (not really) and her sister's name is Effie (also not really). Effie currently is a divorced mother. The divorce had been a rough one for her. She was debating if she should date again. Anyway one day, Effie took am exceptionally long shower and Starla had to go to the bathroom. This was the only one in the house,so Starla had to pound on the door and wait till Effie finished her shower. When Effie finally finished her shower, Starla rushed in to go to the bathroom. When Starla went to flush the toilet, she noticed a purple jelly vibrating dildo sitting on top of the resivoir tank... less

I have another funny little story that I read in magazine a little while back.

About a woman and airport security.

Her carry-on bag went through and she was asked to open it to reveal what was the items concealed at the bottom.

Several largish dongs, two vibrators and a set of Ben Wa balls.

I would have though airport scanners would have been able to tell the difference these days? less

My kids are the worst, now remember every time I get a new package and I don't want them to see it I tell them mommy got a "toy" in the mail ...I kept them all in a drawer in my nightstand by my bed, my kids got into my room and into the drawer, I come into my room to find them with my dildos, g-spot vibrators, and my other vibrators running around using them to wack each other with....I ask them what they were doing and their reply is "well we wanted to play with you toys too"....lol gotta love a smart kid lol less

My kids are the worst, now remember every time I get a new package and I don't want them to see it I tell them mommy got a "toy" in the mail ...I kept them all in a drawer in my nightstand by my bed, my kids got into my room and into the drawer, I come into my room to find them with my dildos, g-spot vibrators, and my other vibrators running around using them to wack each other with....I ask them what they were doing and their reply is "well we wanted to play with you toys too"....lol gotta love a smart kid lol less

don't know whether to type LOL or COL. I hope they didn't describe your toys to their friends. "my mom has these funny looking swords. "

One day my neighbor was at the community mail box same time as me. I got the key for the pakage compartment in our box. While I was opening it she said, "lucky you, got a pakage". I almost . Little did she know what was in the box.
Hint : N_ _ y P _ _ e _ _ _ g 2. _

ToyGuy, yourself having so many toys, you should be able to get this one in a flash ! less

I have another funny little story that I read in magazine a little while back.

About a woman and airport security.

Her carry-on bag went through and she was asked to open it to reveal what was the items concealed at the bottom.

Several largish dongs, two vibrators and a set of Ben Wa balls.

I would have though airport scanners would have been able to tell the difference these days? less

Why slap yourself ? Njoy is correct for the first word. The rest should be simple. If you need a hint, go to their website. Unfortunately EF discontinued this one. It used to be on my fav prod page. I guess you don't have this in your arsenal of toys. Otherwise you would know right off.

Need another hint ? less

Hint : N_ _ y P _ _ e _ _ _ g 2. _

Correct Hint N _ _ y P _ _ e _ _ _ g 2. _

Njoy Pure Plug 2.0

I was wrecking my mind trying to think up a Njoy toy that had P__e___g 2._

Remember the F _ _ K _ _ G ! SPACES! less

It still ain't growing on me.



There is a local paper/magazine thing that is put out by the local adult stores, more a tabloid with heaps of adverts and personal hookups.

They have a section regarding what the police have been up to.

One month it was a drug bust where the suspect, a woman, attacked a copper with a 12 inch black dong, causing a concussion. Another month it was a man found drunk and disorderly in public with a concealed vibrator and butt plug. Not too long ago it was a short comment about a driver being pulled over for speeding, and found to be getting a blow job from his girlfriend at the time.

This month is was a the bomb squad finding a duffel bag of sex toys next to a train/bus station toilet.

The story goes that a couple heading to a swingers party stopped to use the loo and left their sex bag behind as they ran to catch the train. They only realised they had left the bag behind once they arrive at the party. The man went back to the station and found a crowd of people watching from a distance.

Apparently he was too embarrassed to speak up that the bag was his as the bag had been tipped out onto the ground for all to see by then. But it had his wallet and keys inside anyway so he fronted to the police station later that evening to explain. less