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I'm glad you can figure out Oh's hangman game Toy Guy. Hangman isn't my game.
It still ain't growing on me.
There is a local paper/magazine thing that is put out by the local adult stores, more a tabloid with heaps of adverts and personal hookups.
They have a section regarding what the police have been up to.
One month it was a drug bust where the suspect, a woman, attacked a copper with a 12 inch black dong, causing a concussion. Another month it was a man found drunk and disorderly in public with a concealed vibrator and butt plug. Not too long ago it was a short comment about a driver being pulled over for speeding, and found to be getting a blow job from his girlfriend at the time.
This month is was a the bomb squad finding a duffel bag of sex toys next to a train/bus station toilet.
The story goes that a couple heading to a swingers party stopped to use the loo and left their sex bag behind as they ran to catch the train. They only realised they had left the bag behind once they arrive at the party. The man went back to the station and found a crowd of people watching from a distance.
Apparently he was too embarrassed to speak up that the bag was his as the bag had been tipped out onto the ground for all to see by then. But it had his wallet and keys inside anyway so he fronted to the police station later that evening to explain.