How much wood could a...?

Contributor: augma augma
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
None.
6  (9%)
A whole hell of a lot!
33  (47%)
7
6  (9%)
Schfifty Five
11  (16%)
Don't use your teeth, please
14  (20%)
Total votes: 70
Poll is closed
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Contributor: freshbananas freshbananas
Quote:
Originally posted by augma
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
green
08/16/2012
Contributor: clockwork451 clockwork451
None, because the beavers control the majority of the wood traffic and they would be extremely displeased with any creature wasting their product simply for chucking purposes.
08/16/2012
Contributor: Rawr4483 Rawr4483
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
08/16/2012
Contributor: amazon amazon
Could he? Really?
08/16/2012
Contributor: LAndJ LAndJ
Strange question, but I'll roll with it...
08/16/2012
Contributor: Rory Rory
Some anyway!
08/17/2012
Contributor: sweetpea12 sweetpea12
Quote:
Originally posted by augma
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Probably a lot!!
08/29/2012
Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
A whole lot!
09/01/2012
Contributor: sexxxkitten sexxxkitten
Schfifty five
09/01/2012
Contributor: KRD KRD
yeahhh
09/02/2012
Contributor: Bex1331 Bex1331
obviously 7
09/03/2012
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would.
09/03/2012
Contributor: konicaguy konicaguy
Quote:
Originally posted by augma
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Had to get some points...
09/04/2012
Contributor: giftdgecko giftdgecko
Schfifty schfive, definitely.
09/04/2012
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
I would imagine quite a bit...interesting question to ask....haha.
09/05/2012
Contributor: bowzer311 bowzer311
A WHOLE LOT!! lol
03/02/2013
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by bowzer311
A WHOLE LOT!! lol
Exactly.
03/02/2013
Contributor: MrWill MrWill
Science says that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and wanted to chuck wood, it would chuck wood at a rate significantly higher than that of the non-chucking woodchucks of the 'chuck kingdom.
05/30/2013
Contributor: Stagger13 Stagger13
Quote:
Originally posted by augma
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I say "Plenty". That is loosely based on non rational calculations after many mind altering drinks.
05/30/2013
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by augma
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
About as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
06/03/2013
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by clockwork451
None, because the beavers control the majority of the wood traffic and they would be extremely displeased with any creature wasting their product simply for chucking purposes.
NEVER mess with the beaver union...they are teh MEAN!
06/03/2013
Contributor: GingerSpice GingerSpice
lol
06/03/2013
Contributor: Ayogirl230 Ayogirl230
lol wtf
06/27/2013
Contributor: Pastafariette Pastafariette
Only as much as necessary.
07/12/2013
Contributor: TransMarc TransMarc
A chunky amount of chucked wood.
07/12/2013