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Contributor: CrazyMike CrazyMike
Some time ago I decided to take my backdoor pleasure to the next level and master a butt plug extended wearing. So when my GF invited me to a pool party at her friends’ place, I thought it would be a cool and very hot idea to went there having a butt plug inside my ass.

To set the scene, I should say that there were a lot of people, most of which I hadn’t met before or was barely familiar with. So we were hanging out, chatting, grilling some burgers, having fun. Somebody offered to swim before starting to eat. And suddenly, while I was walking towards the pool, my plug slipped out and fell on the floor. And everybody noticed that. OMG, I felt so embarrassed and ashamed! I wished for the ground to swallow me up! But to my surprise, nobody judged or mocked me. Of course, people laughed but in a friendly manner. Some guy even told me he was in a similar situation once and totally understood my feelings and gave me a few useful advice on how to prevent those things to happen. I guess, the design of the plug was improper for long-time wearing, and massive amounts of lubes I applied did their job too.

So, for those of you who don’t want to have their plug popped out in the most inappropriate moment, I recommend choosing plugs with considerably big bulb comparing to its neck - that will help your muscles to clench over it and hold a plug inside. But lavish lubrication is a must!

I was incredibly lucky to get into such an open-minded company, where people are unprejudiced and tolerant of such things as sex toys, and that helped me to felt less embarrassed. Actually, this situation helped to break the ice at the party. But to be honest, I feel a little bit confused even now recalling that day.

Have anything similar happened to you ever? Share your crazy funny stories, which might be too awkward to share elsewhere.

It can be fun and helpful to get rid of the feeling of humiliation and shame. Personally I feel much better after sharing!
04/10/2020
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Contributor: QueenofEverything81 QueenofEverything81
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Originally posted by CrazyMike
Some time ago I decided to take my backdoor pleasure to the next level and master a butt plug extended wearing. So when my GF invited me to a pool party at her friends’ place, I thought it would be a cool and very hot idea to went there having a butt ... more
Thanks for the laugh! I was midromp with a guy once when my male roommate (a mutual friend of the guy I was screwing) walked in flipped on the lights and saw us full on. After he picked his jaw up off the floor, he said "Ohhhhh...we are gonna talk about this in the morning" turned the light off and walked out.
04/10/2020
Contributor: Sex Guy Sex Guy
Once I was dating a gorgeous girl. She was incredibly beautiful, sexy and funny, and I was heavily attracted to her.

After one of the date she invited me to her place to have a "cup of coffee", and of course, I eagerly agreed, anticipating great sex. And there were no signs of trouble until we got inside the apartment. The interior was an absolute opposite to its owner. Her apartment was like a city dump, it was a total mess! The mountains of stuff were everywhere - clothes, shoes, leftovers, papers, dirty dishes and who knows what else crap was scattered there! Everything was dirty, sticky and stinking. I still can not realize how it came that so splendid woman had such a disorder at her home?

Impressed by the chaos, my sex drive went up in smoke, and I dashed out. After that we broke up and never met again, but even now recalling her apartment makes me shudder with disgust.
04/15/2020
Contributor: Mrs.Colombo Mrs.Colombo
This story happened to my friend, but I'm sure he won't mind if I share it with you.

The friend of mine, let's call him Frank, had a cherished dream of having a threesome with two women. He was married, and that meant he already had one woman, and a start to making his dream come true was made. But there was a bump in the road - his wife was much less thrilled about threesomes, to put it mildly. And it took him a LOT of efforts, suasion, arguments, promises and time before she agreed to try.

He fulfilled dozens of conditions. Found a nice, young girl, not a whore, who agreed to have a threesome with a married couple for money, got a luxury hotel room, set the scene with a delicious dinner and romantic candles.

So, they met in the hotel room. Girls sat around at different corners in complete silence. After a few minutes of an awkward pause, Frank decided to take the initiative and offered everybody to take off the clothes. Everyone got naked and took their seats again, silently looking at each other.

Frank concluded he should set an example. He started with his wife as a sign of respect. The girl was behind his back, and Frank began to think about how his butt looked like when view from the place where the girl sitting. He thought maybe it would be better to take a blind girl.

He put away his wife and proceeded to the girl. Now his wife was staring at his ass. Franks's passion rocket fell down without even taking off.

Frank wondered maybe girls wanted to communicate with each other? The wife ironically asked whether he'd like they discussed cosmetics? Frank responded he preferred actions to chatter. A little bit of caressing and stroking wouldn't hurt. The wife said she was not in the mood, the girl stayed silent and indifferent.

Frank was disappointed that things were going stupid and awkward, his desire gone, and eventually, he spotted on everything and went away.

Now Frank is fond of fishing and still loves his wife.
04/15/2020
Contributor: RonLee RonLee
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Originally posted by Sex Guy
Once I was dating a gorgeous girl. She was incredibly beautiful, sexy and funny, and I was heavily attracted to her.

After one of the date she invited me to her place to have a "cup of coffee", and of course, I eagerly agreed, ... more
Years ago something very similar happened to me. The woman lived alone and the mess was awful... it did not however reduce my sex drive or attraction to her. I tried to gently explain to her that the mess was so bad that it could have been considered by the health department to be an uninhabitable dwelling. That did NOT go over well at all. I did take care of the mess that was her kitchen.
Turned out that she had a combination of mental health issues as well as drug addiction. Her and I parted ways but fast forward nearly a decade and we became reacquainted as friends. She's now clean and sober and I have a great deal of respect for her for being able to overcome her demons.
04/15/2020