you just found your mom's vibrator...how do you feel?

Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
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Originally posted by Shumway
I would be really shocked... the reason being is that she's REALLY christian and all through my teenage years I was told that masturbation was a sin.. so yeah, you can see why I would be a little surprised
AHAHAHAHA! Shumz, your mom. ROFL! No.. I would be really shocked also.
01/27/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
Ok so even though I gave my 2 moms (my mom is married to a woman) a Faith for xmas, I would still be a little weirded out if it was say, lying on the coffee table or something. I dont go in their room when I am there.
01/27/2011
Contributor: kinky girlfriend kinky girlfriend
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
A lot of us are parents and have had to change our childrens fecal filled diapers for years. Taken care of our partners through colds and flus (including the ones that make people vomit profusely). A lot of us are also in to anal play and enjoy ... more
it wasn't clean
01/27/2011
Contributor: MeaganMinx MeaganMinx
I did find my mom's vibrator, when I was younger, and I simply didnt know what it was. So I asked and the response I got was "mommy's toy"...... In retrospect.... My reaction (after realizing) was...... -.- damnit
01/27/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by kinky girlfriend
it wasn't clean
Well maybe you should sit your mother down and talk to her about the benefits of cleaning her toys after each use, and how that can prevent all kinds of nasty things to accumulate and grow on her vibrator. Maybe even buy her a toy cleaner, or some toy cleaning wipes if shes lazy.
01/27/2011
Contributor: kinky girlfriend kinky girlfriend
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Well maybe you should sit your mother down and talk to her about the benefits of cleaning her toys after each use, and how that can prevent all kinds of nasty things to accumulate and grow on her vibrator. Maybe even buy her a toy cleaner, or some ... more
also I don't feel like talking about this anymore so I think I will just read the thread and not respond to it anymore..
01/27/2011
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
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Originally posted by kinky girlfriend
also I don't feel like talking about this anymore so I think I will just read the thread and not respond to it anymore..
We're all different people. Did you expect all of us to jump on board and agree with you?
This place would be boring if we all had the same ideas and feelings about everything.

I've learned so much through other people's thoughts and ideas.
01/27/2011
Contributor: kinky girlfriend kinky girlfriend
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Originally posted by Illusional
We're all different people. Did you expect all of us to jump on board and agree with you?
This place would be boring if we all had the same ideas and feelings about everything.

I've learned so much through other people's thoughts and ideas.
No I didn't think everyone would agree I started this poll with diffrent choiced answers...I have my own reasons for not wanting to talk on this thread anymore, anyway going to keep my mouth shut now goodbye thread
01/27/2011
Contributor: liilii080 liilii080
If I found my Mom's vibe I'd be surprised at first but then I'd be damn proud. Good for her for taking matters into her own hands (and then I won't have to worry if somehow she found mine!)
01/27/2011
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
Considering my mom is a conservative Hispanic, Catholic women, i would be stunned and extremely perplexed....most likly course of action finding the portal to bizarre-o-world I clearly steeped through with out realizing.
01/28/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
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Originally posted by namelesschaos
Considering my mom is a conservative Hispanic, Catholic women, i would be stunned and extremely perplexed....most likly course of action finding the portal to bizarre-o-world I clearly steeped through with out realizing.
Cuban?
02/01/2011
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
I'd be quite happy she was still pleasuring herself.
02/01/2011
Contributor: girl next door girl next door
I actually helped my mom go buy one when we were on vacation in toronto. I have no problem with it.
02/04/2011
Contributor: Mistress M. Mistress M.
I think I would be pretty sick if I found a vibrator my mom owned. Mainly because I have a hard time seeing her that way. My mom and dad slept in separate rooms most of my childhood, so the idea of her still wanting to have sex or using a vibrator is slightly disturbing.

When I was ten I found my best friends mom's dildo... I had no idea what it was. Looking back on that, I find it pretty funny.
02/06/2011
Contributor: IndependentlyHappy IndependentlyHappy
Meh. It'd be awkward, but I'd probably try my best to act like I never saw it and just move on with life.
02/14/2011
Contributor: *Huxley* *Huxley*
Meh. Who cares, move on. It's not gross, it's normal.
02/14/2011
Contributor: al16 al16
Its only natural.
02/14/2011
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
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Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
Cuban?
Dominican actually still more then enough Marianismo link to make the occurrence very unlikely.
02/14/2011
Contributor: bunny love bunny love
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Originally posted by liilii080
If I found my Mom's vibe I'd be surprised at first but then I'd be damn proud. Good for her for taking matters into her own hands (and then I won't have to worry if somehow she found mine!)
I totally agree.

I probably wouldn't bring it up in conversation though. I wouldn't want to accidentally embarrass her. She frequently takes the things I say the wrong way.
02/14/2011
Contributor: BeautiFullFigured BeautiFullFigured
It happened to me not so long ago, I was searching through her drawers for something she borrowed from me. (She has a tendency to mix unrelated things together in her drawers like socks, wrinkle creams, and candles all in the same drawer) Anyway, I was searching in a particular drawer and felt something, and when I pulled my hand out of the drawer, out pops a giant purple rabbit vibrator. For the first minute I was like it "ew, ew, ewwy" not because she had a toy but or I because I didn't think her to be sexual but because I touched it with my bare hands...and my mother doesn't share my immaculate cleaning habits. It's like an Oscar and Felix type thing with her and I. But once I washed my hands I was over it.
02/14/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
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Originally posted by kinky girlfriend
I found my mom's vibrator and I felt awkward and uncomfortable I never knew she had one and the way I stumbled on it it was hidden in a pillowcase under the bed with lube I thought I put stuff under my bed and forgot about it YUCK my bare hands ... more
My Mother always kept her vibe in the bedside drawer and both my sister and I 'found' it. She was very matter of fact about it and told us to mind our own business and leave it alone. She told us it was a vibrator and nothing more. My Mother taught us about firm sexual boundaries and that children are not welcome to intrude on their parents sex lives. All in a very no nonsense factual way.

It simply wasn't a big deal even when we learned what a vibrator actually is. It made it much easier for me to not feel shame about liking toys and owning a couple hundred of my own....
02/14/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
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Originally posted by Lucidity
I found some dildos of my mom's when I was younger, and it really freaked me out then. But the other day I was at my parents house and accidentally saw an open box with a Gigi inside... how did I feel? Jealous!
Hahahaha!
I have to admit I would feel a bit jealous too and probably corner her to ask an insane amount of questions about how it works and whether it's worth the price tag...but I've never been shy about discussing sex with just about anyone, much to my Fathers chagrin. You know what they say, don't ask if you don't really want to know LOL
02/14/2011
Contributor: Mr.RightNow Mr.RightNow
uncomfortable
02/14/2011
Contributor: ichwillwaffels ichwillwaffels
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Originally posted by kinky girlfriend
I found my mom's vibrator and I felt awkward and uncomfortable I never knew she had one and the way I stumbled on it it was hidden in a pillowcase under the bed with lube I thought I put stuff under my bed and forgot about it YUCK my bare hands ... more
I would have been totally creeped out. But I probably would have secretly moved it to another location and never mentioned it.
02/18/2011
Contributor: KrystalFayeO KrystalFayeO
I found my Mom's dildo AND pictures of her giving my dad oral when I was like 5... I have never been the same... ugh
04/01/2011
Contributor: link82 link82
I think I would just die!
04/08/2011
Contributor: sexygoddess sexygoddess
I would be really shocked.. only because she is so against that(if only she knew.. lol) other then that, I wouldn't care
04/08/2011
Contributor: barrettbn2 barrettbn2
I wouldnt care
04/09/2011
Contributor: SexyLilPixi SexyLilPixi
I did indeed. I was 12. It was a vibrating cucumber & my boyfriend was running around their house with it turned on.
04/09/2011
Contributor: Spilock Spilock
I voted retroactively, as I discovered my mom's vibrator/dildo and KY when I was 13. It was right after my dad had died and we were moving, so I was quite mortified at the time. It doesn't bother me so much now, but her level of transparency does. I don't really mind if she has an active sex life, but I really don't want to see the picture of her dressed up in leather that she sends from a club...
04/16/2011