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Queefs, Cooter poots, air in the hole, whatever you call it, is it a turn off? Ladies & men!

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Contributor: K101 K101
Ok, I know this may not be a very pretty topic, but I had to go there. My partner doesn't think cooter poots are un-sexy. He just laugh about it. I really don't get too bothered by it either and I have been known to do it randomly just for a laugh. I notice when things are really hot & I'm really turned on and we do it doggy style like the past 2 days, there's been a huge amount of air going in and out & it actually got so bad that I kept apologizing and stopping because I figured it was ruining it for him. He laughs & says he doesn't care at all, but it is during sex and although I don't mind randomly making it happen throughout the day, I don't like it to keep happening during sex.

What I'm asking is, guys, is it a turn off when your partner has the air problem? and Ladies, how do you feel about it? Does it embarrass you? Turn you off? & am I the only one who has this much of an air problem?!
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I'm a male & "air" doesn't bother me.
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I'm a male & "air" is a turn off.
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I am a female & it's embarrassing.
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I am a female & it doesn't bother me. I laugh about it.
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I am a female & it's never happened to me.
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I am a female & it happens often.
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I am a male & I've never witnessed a queef.
Lio
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Other feel free to explain.
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Total votes: 254 (217 voters)
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Contributor: Jimbo Jones Jimbo Jones
It seems like some positions are just more apt to trap air inside her. It's actually kind of funny and it usually isn't too noticeable until we are done any way. Actually, come to think of it, it doesn't seem to happen as much as it used to. I wonder if something has changed.
05/13/2011
Contributor: SamsDelight SamsDelight
Really only happens to me when in doggy. Not embarrassing but funny. But only once was it more than a few and that one time was kind of embarrassing.
05/13/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
I can sometimes do it on command sort of, so I know which positions and other body movements are most likely to produce one and can therefore avoid it if I don't want to deal with it. But my husband and I normally just laugh about it when it happens.
05/13/2011
Contributor: AMGuidroz AMGuidroz
I say both... Sometimes it does embarrase me and sometimes it doesn't! I could also do it on demand, so I kind of know what to do to avoid it, but sometimes it is too late and you are caught up in the moment and don't realize you just let the air in! But it doesn't happen to me too often. I definitely always try to avoid it no matter what though! But the reason I say both is because, it all depends on the moment, what is going on, and how your partner feels about it! My fiance laughs about it, and of course I laugh along as well. But when it does happen, I still seem to freeze, and I'm like, "uh oh"! lol
05/13/2011
Contributor: toxie m toxie m
I get slightly embarrassed when it happens, but the lad and I both just continue on as if we hadn't noticed anything.
05/13/2011
Contributor: Maeby Maeby
I do think it's embarrassing, but my husband and I both just laugh when it happens.
05/13/2011
Contributor: NarcissisticLust NarcissisticLust
It's embarrassing and uncomfortable sometimes but intimacy should be fun, so we just laugh it off.
05/13/2011
Contributor: cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
Quote:
Originally posted by K101
Ok, I know this may not be a very pretty topic, but I had to go there. My partner doesn't think cooter poots are un-sexy. He just laugh about it. I really don't get too bothered by it either and I have been known to do it randomly just for a ... more
I absolutely HATE when that happens because there is nothing worse than that! I do laugh about it though, even though it embarrasses the hell out of me. Luckily it has barely happened and it doesn't bother my partner because he is fucking the hell out of me anyways. LOL
05/13/2011
Contributor: Red Vinyl Kitty Red Vinyl Kitty
I wish there was another option. I'm a female, and no matter how natural I know it is, I still think it is gross. >.<
05/13/2011
Contributor: Choolz Choolz
It's a little embarrassing but we honestly don't give it much thought. It happens, just keep going. It seldom happens to me but I noticed when it does it's, obviously, because he is thrusting extra hard and pulling all the way out before thrusting back in causing air to be pushed inside of me. Usually this happens during doggy style so when I go to switch positions It'll come out. Oh well lol
05/13/2011
Contributor: Bunnycups Bunnycups
It's good to know it doesn't turn off the guys.
05/13/2011
Contributor: daniel and frances daniel and frances
Quote:
Originally posted by K101
Ok, I know this may not be a very pretty topic, but I had to go there. My partner doesn't think cooter poots are un-sexy. He just laugh about it. I really don't get too bothered by it either and I have been known to do it randomly just for a ... more
We laugh about it. He's understanding that it just happens. It's part of the sounds that sex makes. It doesn't turn us off/on, it just is. I HAVE been stupidly embarrassed about it during really intimate moments, but I realize that's silly since he doesn't care.
05/13/2011
Contributor: Coralbell Coralbell
It hasn't happened to me yet. I'd probably be a bit embarassed but still laugh it off.
05/13/2011
Contributor: Collodion Collodion
Oh, it embarrasses the hell out of me. *laughs*

And it's worse with condoms and in certain positions - but what I hate most is afterwards, when I sit up and all that air comes out...and then I giggle, which makes even more come out. It's a cycle of awkward.
05/13/2011
Contributor: AOutrajus AOutrajus
its super embarrassing, its just as bad as farting, but for some stupid reason my husband does it to me on purpose when he eats me... its really annoying lol
05/13/2011
Contributor: PiratePrincess PiratePrincess
We just laugh when it happens
05/13/2011
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
We just ignore it if it happens. It does seem to be certain positions that make it more likely.
05/13/2011
Contributor: dv8 dv8
Of course, South Park has an episode on the subject entitled Eat, Pray, Queef.
05/13/2011
Contributor: idunshire idunshire
It's embarrassing, but we laugh about it. It kind of comes with the territory of super vigorous, bendy sex.
05/13/2011
Contributor: UnknownGirl UnknownGirl
It's embarrassing, but it's just part of life if you're having sex. Especially in certain positions. I find it happens most when we're having sex doggie style.
05/13/2011
Contributor: ac0313 ac0313
eh, it happens. As a guy, I know it can happen, especially with hard fast pistoning type of sex, and it does not bother me at all! I'd bet most guys feel the same way, so ladies you should not be embarrassed.
05/14/2011
Contributor: married with children married with children
it does not bother me as long as it happens at the end of our getting down.
05/14/2011
Contributor: bunny love bunny love
I'm female, and I don't care. It's just regular ol' air. It's not smelly. It's kinda fun to push out the air with my muscles after sex. My boyfriend will give me a highfive if it's a particularly impressive one. heh.

It doesn't happen to me during sex, just afterwards.
05/14/2011
Contributor: Cedarlooman Cedarlooman
Yeah, it happens. Most of the time it happens so quick that you don't even really notice it. Every once in a while there is that big build up of air that hasn't had a chance to really get out and you witness a rather loud one. That will sometimes catch you by surprise, but it isn't a turn-off. And if she is laughing about it, it can become one of those nice little bonding moments where you both laugh about it and it brings you a little bit closer together.
05/14/2011
Contributor: Mr. Poopy Pants Mr. Poopy Pants
HA HA Cooter Poots!!
05/14/2011
Contributor: cobiffle cobiffle
It just a quick laugh then get back at it
05/14/2011
Contributor: K101 K101
Quote:
Originally posted by Jimbo Jones
It seems like some positions are just more apt to trap air inside her. It's actually kind of funny and it usually isn't too noticeable until we are done any way. Actually, come to think of it, it doesn't seem to happen as much as it used ... more
LOL.Well if you figure out what could have changed and caused it not to happen as often, please DO share with me! Lol.
05/14/2011
Contributor: K101 K101
Quote:
Originally posted by SamsDelight
Really only happens to me when in doggy. Not embarrassing but funny. But only once was it more than a few and that one time was kind of embarrassing.
That's the same position where I'm having problems! Lol. Yes, one time is funny, 4 starts getting embarrassing! Lol
05/14/2011
Contributor: K101 K101
Quote:
Originally posted by Collodion
Oh, it embarrasses the hell out of me. *laughs*

And it's worse with condoms and in certain positions - but what I hate most is afterwards, when I sit up and all that air comes out...and then I giggle, which makes even more come out. ... more
Yes! That is exactly what happens to me! Lol. It's only happened during doggy style and that's how we've been doing it lately & it seems like if I lower my upper body or if he gets rough then it starts pushing in air and I usually feel it & say watch out there's air! Lol. He swears he doesn't mind and says he only wants me to be comfortable when it happens and enjoy the sex and not think about the air. lol. Then as soon as were done I sit down & all hell breaks loose & then it's air and bubbly man come running out and that makes it even louder! (Lol sorry for the gross details)

I can do it on command to and it's always funny that way.. to everybody! He told me the last night that maybe the reason there's been so many air problems lately is possible because I am randomly (usually at least 2wice a week) doing it for fun. Lol I THINK it's funny when he's zoned out and I do it on purpose. Ha Ha. It's not as bubbly & fart-sounding when you're not in the middle of sex so it doesn't sound as gross. I also think it's kinda funny to do it with friends around (close ones!) and watch them look around! Ha Ha. But it only makes a light sound when you do it on purpose.

I am SOOOO glad to see that most of you ladies don't mind and even more relieved to see most men are not bothered by it! (Whew!) Also, to the ladies who do get a little embarrassed by it sometimes, I feel your pain! Lol. Don't ya just hate that it happens?
05/14/2011