That uncomfortable moment when your pet ruins masturbation...

Contributor: Princess-Kayla ♥ Princess-Kayla ♥
I was just trying to masturbate, and my 80 pound dog some how managed to sneak on the bed, and just as I was getting close, she decided to lick my face out of no where. Not only did it terrify me at first, it also completely ruined the moment.

My boyfriend also told me about a time when he was masturbating, and my step-mom's tiny dog jumped on the bed without him noticing, and started licking his balls. He said he just couldn't do it again after that, and now he's always awkward around the dog.


Any similar stories of pets ruining masturbation, or even sex?
10/20/2011
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Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Eh, my cat isn't really interested, so thankfully not. At most, she just lays down at the end of the bed, which doesn't bother me at all.
10/20/2011
Contributor: Inwitari Inwitari
I had a beautiful little blonde kitty named Cheeto with big soulful eyes that never spoke (or mewed). We thought something was wrong with him since he was always so quiet. So one time when my boyfriend (now my hubby) and I were in the middle of getting frisky my Cheeto all of a sudden leapt onto the bed next to our heads and screamed loudly right into my hubby's face. The cat's eyes were wide with terror and his ears were pulled back. I thought he was going to attack. He ran off and hid and of course since he was my baby I had to follow to make sure he was okay. So there I am butt nekkid digging under the bed and into the closet looking for him. He was hiding in the bathroom. He was fine, just a little perturbed. Needless to say the sexy time was ruined.
10/20/2011
Contributor: Vanille Vanille
Last time I had permission to masturbate from Master, my cat decides she's going to play the "I can't decide which side of the door I want to be on!" game. It really does kill the mood.
10/20/2011
Contributor: Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
Many times as we're winding down in our playtime, my rabbit will jump up on our bed and lay beside me and snuggle close. He'll even nudge my hand for pets if he can.

Its really a unique experience - one side has soft fur beside it and I try to keep from bumping him.
10/20/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Quote:
Originally posted by Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
Many times as we're winding down in our playtime, my rabbit will jump up on our bed and lay beside me and snuggle close. He'll even nudge my hand for pets if he can.

Its really a unique experience - one side has soft fur beside it and ... more
Do you, perhaps, use a rabbit in the presence of your rabbit? (Haha, sorry, couldn't resist!)
10/20/2011
Contributor: Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
Quote:
Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
Do you, perhaps, use a rabbit in the presence of your rabbit? (Haha, sorry, couldn't resist!)
Well, something I wanted to say was that when you pet a rabbit - if they like it- they will grind their teeth and their head and body will almost vibrate if they REALLY enjoy it.

So here I am - trying to keep my rabbit from nipping me by petting him - and feeling him "vibrate" beside me while I have my honey inside me.and possibly a bullet on my clit.

I have tried to discourage my rabbit and he's not coming up as much during those private times...but every once in a while...
10/20/2011
Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
Quote:
Originally posted by Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
Many times as we're winding down in our playtime, my rabbit will jump up on our bed and lay beside me and snuggle close. He'll even nudge my hand for pets if he can.

Its really a unique experience - one side has soft fur beside it and ... more
I have a cat that will plop down beside me or pin a shoulder down no matter what I'm doing.
10/20/2011
Contributor: AndroAngel AndroAngel
My cat had an awful tendency to climb up and stare into my face while I was masturbating, but I taught her not to do that anymore.
10/20/2011
Contributor: Lucky21 Lucky21
Masturbation no. Sex, the dogs take issue to that. They are no longer allowed around when we are having sex.
10/20/2011
Contributor: WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
whenever we have sex in the living room, our cats are always staring at us. it's kind of unsettling. i try to keep my eyes closed.
10/20/2011
Contributor: FemmeFlo FemmeFlo
Aaaaaah. This is one reason I don't have pets. I tend to be loud. One time I was at a guy's house, and his dog started barking at the sound. Awkward...
10/21/2011
Contributor: Love Perpetua Love Perpetua
I just close my door before getting down to business. I don't like when my dog is in the room.
10/22/2011
Contributor: TheSlyFox TheSlyFox
My cats like to try to get into my lap when i am masturbating.. quite awkward!
10/22/2011
Contributor: Breas Breas
Whenever anything sexual goes on, the door gets shut so our pet can't ruin it. Because she would if the door was open lol she's quite curious.
10/22/2011
Contributor: Sex'и'Violence Sex'и'Violence
That sucks! Our dogs have done that to me before.
10/22/2011
Contributor: Princess-Kayla ♥ Princess-Kayla ♥
I'm glad it's not just me.
Pets can be so intrusive, and not even understand why you don't want them on the bed. xD

I need to get a door soon.
10/24/2011
Contributor: Rawhide Rawhide
Used to have a bird that would squak when he heard a vibrator. Had to move his cage out of the bedroom.
10/24/2011
Contributor: Princess-Kayla ♥ Princess-Kayla ♥
Quote:
Originally posted by Rawhide
Used to have a bird that would squak when he heard a vibrator. Had to move his cage out of the bedroom.
Did he just not like the sound of it?
10/25/2011