I was just trying to masturbate, and my 80 pound dog some how managed to sneak on the bed, and just as I was getting close, she decided to lick my face out of no where. Not only did it terrify me at first, it also completely ruined the moment.
My boyfriend also told me about a time when he was masturbating, and my step-mom's tiny dog jumped on the bed without him noticing, and started licking his balls. He said he just couldn't do it again after that, and now he's always awkward around the dog.
Any similar stories of pets ruining masturbation, or even sex?
My boyfriend also told me about a time when he was masturbating, and my step-mom's tiny dog jumped on the bed without him noticing, and started licking his balls. He said he just couldn't do it again after that, and now he's always awkward around the dog.
Any similar stories of pets ruining masturbation, or even sex?