What have you told nosy roommates/family your EF packages are?

What have you told nosy roommates/family your EF packages are?

Kikui Kikui
I'm kinda curious what everyone has told others what their packages are, especially in the case of parentals.
11/25/2011
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Rossie Rossie
Nothing - it's none of their business (if you're an adult)!
11/25/2011
Kikui Kikui
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Originally posted by Rossie
Nothing - it's none of their business (if you're an adult)!
Very true. Doesn't stop people from being prying bastards lol.
11/25/2011
Misfit Momma Misfit Momma
Sex toys. If they don't like it, then too bad!
11/25/2011
lost686girl lost686girl
i'm kinda of worried, as i'll have to walk my package like 2 miles to my dorm! hopefully it's just a plain brown box that can fit in my bag...
11/25/2011
Rossie Rossie
Quote:
Originally posted by lost686girl
i'm kinda of worried, as i'll have to walk my package like 2 miles to my dorm! hopefully it's just a plain brown box that can fit in my bag...
Unless you have a pretty large bag!
11/25/2011
Kikui Kikui
Quote:
Originally posted by lost686girl
i'm kinda of worried, as i'll have to walk my package like 2 miles to my dorm! hopefully it's just a plain brown box that can fit in my bag...
Typically, it's just one of those USPS boxes. The ones I've gotten are kinda tall, though. I've never had the case of someone else seeing it before me, thankfully.
11/25/2011
hyperballad hyperballad
I do a lot of online shopping so I'll just say it clothes or jewelry. If they press for more information I'll pull out an item they've never seen and say that it's what I got.
11/25/2011
Vanille Vanille
I haven't gotten any toys recently so I don't really have to 'hide' what I got, however if Mum is floating about and it's a toy order I just say "Oh, a video game." or something electronic-y and she'll then leave me alone. However if it's like bath stuff I'll flat out say what it is.
11/25/2011
butterflygirlxo butterflygirlxo
Sex toys
11/25/2011
Ghost Ghost
I tell them the truth. It proves useful in keeping them out of my business in the future.
11/26/2011
Pixel Pixel
*shrugs* when I lived with a very conservative housemate, I just told her I was just buying books online.
12/01/2011
toxie m toxie m
Quote:
Originally posted by Ghost
I tell them the truth. It proves useful in keeping them out of my business in the future.
Same. I have a policy of "you ask a question, you get an answer" with my parents. It makes them much more uncomfortable than it makes me, so it works out quite nicely. They don't ask many questions these days
12/01/2011
Peggi Peggi
My parents have seen the boxes, and my mom knows I am on an adult toy site, but I think she assumes that since I rave about things like lotions and shave creams maybe that's all I'm getting on here haha. I haven't been specific about every purchase but she knows about the ones like sensual items. I'm sure my parents know I own toys, though.
12/01/2011
sktb0007 sktb0007
Luckily we don't have to worry about that since we live on our own : )
12/01/2011
froggiemoma froggiemoma
I live with bf so he knows kids are awful curious though.
12/01/2011
Beck Beck
I live on my own, so explaining is needed, but I do show off all my pretty glass ones to my mom and shocked the hell out of her with my strap.
12/01/2011
Nora Nora
"That's my (insert whatever you're expecting here)!" Yeah, I'm usually pretty excited about "new toys", so I don't bother hiding what the box is.

Of course, we don't have roommates other than each other...
12/01/2011
geliebt geliebt
So far, I haven't had to come up with stories! My mom always asks what my packages are (curiosity!) and I always tell her they're from Eden. No problem!
12/02/2011
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