What is your worst sex injury?

Contributor: Crash Crash
During orgasm my neck had a spasm and turned my head sharply to the left. I heard a pop and for about a week I couldn't turn my head to that side. I lived in fear that I would have to go to the doctor and tell my story.
01/24/2011
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Contributor: Gatita Gatita
Not so much of an injury, as it was an incident. During the 1st yr my DH & I lived together (we were engaged at the time), my DH got a very bad case of chicken pox. He was hospitalized for about 2 weeks with complications of pleurisy.

Towards the better part of his recovery, we got a little carried away & had some "fun" right there in his private hospital room. Within minutes of finishing I immediately got a burning feeling between my legs & inside, as if he had deposited acid. I had to jump into his shower & wash for dear life.

I had not realized the super levels of antibiotics they were pumping into him by IV would have this effect on me. I learned my lesson big time.
01/24/2011
Contributor: PussyGalore PussyGalore
I bashed my head on the corner of a wooden table, cutting forehead just above my eyebrow. I was so stunned I started crying but it didn't actually hurt. I held a bag of peas to my eye for the rest of the week and everyone demanded to know why I didn't go get stitches. LOL Silly fools for I am She-ra! Nah, not really. Crappy health package. The second most severe injury was during car sex and my knee rubbed up against the plastic pocket on the bottom the driver's side door. Scraped about a quarter size patch of skin off. Still have a small scar.
01/24/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
I had my partner bite my breasts and nipples and I made him bite so hard my breasts were bruised and sore for a week!
01/24/2011
Contributor: Crash Crash
I love hearing these stories! I don't feel as clumsy anymore. One of the first weekends my girlfriend came to visit I accidentally bumped her off the bed and she hurt her wrist and went home with a brace on. Oops.
01/24/2011
Contributor: UnknownGirl UnknownGirl
Sex in the shower and we fell out, hit the sink, and landed hard on the floor. We both had some pretty nasty bruises.
01/24/2011
Contributor: lezergirl lezergirl
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
I had my partner bite my breasts and nipples and I made him bite so hard my breasts were bruised and sore for a week!
this has definitely happened to me... many many times.
01/29/2011
Contributor: Michelle Menace Michelle Menace
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
I had my partner bite my breasts and nipples and I made him bite so hard my breasts were bruised and sore for a week!
lol my ex bit my nipple way too hard once and i punched him in the face!
01/29/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by Michelle Menace
lol my ex bit my nipple way too hard once and i punched him in the face!
Thats why I love you.
01/30/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Does having sex while you have a kidney stone lodged in your dick count? Because if so, I dealt with that last night.
01/30/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
Does having sex while you have a kidney stone lodged in your dick count? Because if so, I dealt with that last night.
OWCH.
01/30/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
OWCH.
Yeah.

I'll have to say, though, any serious fan of BDSM just HAS to try this, because the mixture of pleasure and pain when I ejaculated was ridiculous.
01/30/2011
Contributor: KrissyRoro KrissyRoro
LOL, I am sorry to laugh at all these stories, But some are funny. I cannot think of anything personally that lives up to any of these stories. I guess I am thankful !
01/30/2011
Contributor: liilii080 liilii080
Mostly just rug burn and bruises! I hope not to have anything more serious to post here anytime soon!
01/30/2011
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Just chaffing and maybe a bit of bruising.
01/30/2011
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by Gatita
Not so much of an injury, as it was an incident. During the 1st yr my DH & I lived together (we were engaged at the time), my DH got a very bad case of chicken pox. He was hospitalized for about 2 weeks with complications of pleurisy. ... more
Oh my god... !
01/30/2011
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
The worst I've done is wearing some lingerie and I was trying to be all sexy and crawl on the bed. I leaned back so he could get a good view and fell off the bed and hit my head on a table.
01/30/2011
Contributor: ❦Angel Of Music❦ ❦Angel Of Music❦
A couple years ago, my at the time boyfriend and I were playing with my newly bought Doc Johnson vibrator. He was using it on me and decided to push it in as far as it could go. I think he may have hit my pelvis or something, but I felt a sharp pain and let out a little yelp. It hurt so bad I could have sworn he sterilized me. We had to stop because I was immediately turned off. I felt bad, but it really hurt.
01/30/2011
Contributor: markeagleone markeagleone
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Originally posted by Crash
During orgasm my neck had a spasm and turned my head sharply to the left. I heard a pop and for about a week I couldn't turn my head to that side. I lived in fear that I would have to go to the doctor and tell my story.
I have a testicle that is not attached properly(inside).It has twisted,usually during sex, and it has put me in the er. Of coarse, if it remained that way, I would die, so I have to be aware of it. Yes, I went to a specialist, but he didn't have the hospital's report, so he said he couldn't find a problem.Go figure!
01/30/2011
Contributor: Noira Celestia Noira Celestia
Hmm... well when my currently partner and I first got together we were just vicious with each other I had bruises all over me from being bitten, it turned me on so much at the time. If I wasn't wet enough he'd bite me really hard. I looked horrible as far the bruises went. Those were hard to explain.
06/24/2011
Contributor: Acorn Acorn
My wife was on top and getting excited when she lifted a little too far and missed the hole on the way down. I was sure my penis was broken. Luckily it wasn't as bad as it felt.
06/24/2011
Contributor: DexterStratton DexterStratton
I'm not even sure if it counts, but once I was really sore for sometime afterward and later discovered it was because a hair had somehow become wound around my dick really tight.
06/24/2011
Contributor: lovemuscle n cookie lovemuscle n cookie
I've bumped my head on the headboard of our bed but nothing too severe.
06/24/2011
Contributor: butterflygirlxo butterflygirlxo
Great post love hearing others stories! (: hehe.
06/27/2011
Contributor: Collogue Collogue
My partner and I were working really hard to get me to ejaculate so he was fingering me pretty strongly for a long time as well as massaging/putting pressure just below my belly. It was really great at the time, but now i'm SORE AS HELL. it did end up working! Though without orgasm
07/11/2012
Contributor: lalyy lalyy
LOSING MY VIRGINITY! THAT BS HURTS
07/11/2012