Oh god.. an iron. No joke. Like a curling iron. It was really skinny and we didn't have anything else cause this was back in the old days hahah Tsk tsk tsk.. so gross. A better impromptu object -- the handle of a whip :]

The handle off a toilet brush. Clean toilet brush, and I bleached it, but still a toilet brush.

It was pretty good, too. Nice P-spot/G-spot wand. The bristles were screw-on and I removed them. It was a specific type, Oxo I think, with a nice rounded oval handle.

Hair brush handle, man was that great. That was some time ago but it let me find the joys of prostate play.

Goodness...Perfume bottle and a Venus vibrating razor with no blade. It was smooth and phallic shaped. I should have known then that I would become addicted to glass!

Hilarious, I love it. Okay, here goes:

OTHER than various bottles, I think the weirdest thing I've ever used was the handle of a handheld scrub brush for the dishes. And I used it as a butt plug, to boot. I WAS DESPERATE!

Um, a homemade extension handle on a magnifying glass. hehe

I didn't say it was a good idea, just that I did it. With men "did it" doesn't necessarily mean "good idea". It was when I was too scared/cheap to get real sex toys.

When you look at the picture it's not as bad as it could be. link . Take one of those (clean) and remove the brush part.

omg. a turkey baster. was actualy very fun

a banana, filed down with a nail file at the L7 knob, with a condom of course.

A cucumber with a condom on it (so that we could eat it later- don't be grossed out we peeled it and washed it- waste not want not!)
Also one time I masturbated with a curling iron (not plugged in, or hot!)

A frozen condom-less cucumber

Lol these are all very neat and unique!

Once, I used the end of a tube of mascara & I was a teen & I;m very creative so it had some of that crafty string thats like plastic not sure of the name of the stuff. You get it at wal mart or craft stores in bright colors. Anyways, being creative, I wrapped everything I owned in neon plastic stringy stuff. Pencils, makeup, mascara, forks, etc. Well, one day I decided it'd make a nice toy! It did.

Also, strange that I just realized this but, with that wrapped plastic it made it textured and I'M REALLY into the rippled vibes. Hmm a connection? LOL

& my partner used the skinny part of a beer bottle! Ha Ha I liked that! Hes fascinated with sticking anything and everything inside! I can't remember what other foreign objects he's stuck in my coooter. A skinny hair brush handle once. That's not too uncommon though. I have an amazing vibrating tooth brush that's rechargeable. Too bad I didn't have it back when I didn't have toys!

Oh, my partner used to surprise me by putting my phone on vibrate and sticking it to my crotch! Lol.

One of my friends is a master of this subject.
I finally just gave him some old, barely used & sanitized toys for him & his gf. He's told me all kinds of stories about every household appliance you could think of.

With a condom and filled with hot water, a plastic pepsi bottle. Oh my gosh I can't believe I'm telling people this! I was in a distance relationship and hadn't had sex in over a month. This was only a few months before buying my first sex toy.

Screwdriver handle

A perfume bottle.