Whats the weirdest impromptu oblect you have used?

Contributor: paralax paralax
ok, so you are getting hot and heavy with your partner. you are somewhere where you are not prepared. what have you or do you use to help out?
i was with someone who likes getting pegged, we didnt have our toys so i used a spatula handle. so whats the weirdest thing you have used. in any case. masterbating, sex, foreplay. lets hear it.
09/11/2010
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Contributor: Trashley Trashley
Oh god.. an iron. No joke. Like a curling iron. It was really skinny and we didn't have anything else cause this was back in the old days hahah Tsk tsk tsk.. so gross. A better impromptu object -- the handle of a whip :]
09/12/2010
Contributor: ScottA ScottA
The handle off a toilet brush. Clean toilet brush, and I bleached it, but still a toilet brush.

It was pretty good, too. Nice P-spot/G-spot wand. The bristles were screw-on and I removed them. It was a specific type, Oxo I think, with a nice rounded oval handle.
09/12/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
Quote:
Originally posted by paralax
ok, so you are getting hot and heavy with your partner. you are somewhere where you are not prepared. what have you or do you use to help out?
i was with someone who likes getting pegged, we didnt have our toys so i used a spatula handle. so ... more
Well, the weirdest thing we ever used was the top of a plastic bowling pin. Man, I can't believe I am sharing this LOL... It was one of our kids' too..I felt so bad afterwards that we went out and bought them a new set LOL I wouldn't have been able to look at that thing again! Worked out for them in the end though because the new set was MUCH cooler than that first set!
09/12/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Hair brush handle, man was that great. That was some time ago but it let me find the joys of prostate play.
09/12/2010
Contributor: SleepyPanda SleepyPanda
Goodness...Perfume bottle and a Venus vibrating razor with no blade. It was smooth and phallic shaped. I should have known then that I would become addicted to glass!
09/13/2010
Contributor: FVWhitechapel FVWhitechapel
Hilarious, I love it. Okay, here goes:

OTHER than various bottles, I think the weirdest thing I've ever used was the handle of a handheld scrub brush for the dishes. And I used it as a butt plug, to boot. I WAS DESPERATE!
09/13/2010
Contributor: gone77 gone77
Um, a homemade extension handle on a magnifying glass. hehe
09/13/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
Quote:
Originally posted by ScottA
The handle off a toilet brush. Clean toilet brush, and I bleached it, but still a toilet brush.

It was pretty good, too. Nice P-spot/G-spot wand. The bristles were screw-on and I removed them. It was a specific type, Oxo I think, with a nice ... more
I can't help but cross my legs to that, I mean... a toilet brush.... makes me think of the things I have seen at work and such, lol.
09/13/2010
Contributor: ScottA ScottA
I didn't say it was a good idea, just that I did it. With men "did it" doesn't necessarily mean "good idea". It was when I was too scared/cheap to get real sex toys.

When you look at the picture it's not as bad as it could be. link . Take one of those (clean) and remove the brush part.
09/13/2010
Contributor: rumordavis rumordavis
omg. a turkey baster. was actualy very fun
09/14/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
Quote:
Originally posted by ScottA
I didn't say it was a good idea, just that I did it. With men "did it" doesn't necessarily mean "good idea". It was when I was too scared/cheap to get real sex toys.

When you look at the picture it's not as bad ... more
The scary part is... we use those same exact ones at my work. >_>; I will never look at them the same way again, thanks.

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Hm, companies should look at such 'ghetto' objects people use and then design toys after the basic shapes and all, the little bulb at the end looks nice, even more if it was curved.
09/14/2010
Contributor: iLashe iLashe
a banana, filed down with a nail file at the L7 knob, with a condom of course.
04/10/2011
Contributor: KrystalFayeO KrystalFayeO
A cucumber with a condom on it (so that we could eat it later- don't be grossed out we peeled it and washed it- waste not want not!)
Also one time I masturbated with a curling iron (not plugged in, or hot!)
04/10/2011
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
A frozen condom-less cucumber
05/08/2011
Contributor: K101 K101
Lol these are all very neat and unique!

Once, I used the end of a tube of mascara & I was a teen & I;m very creative so it had some of that crafty string thats like plastic not sure of the name of the stuff. You get it at wal mart or craft stores in bright colors. Anyways, being creative, I wrapped everything I owned in neon plastic stringy stuff. Pencils, makeup, mascara, forks, etc. Well, one day I decided it'd make a nice toy! It did.

Also, strange that I just realized this but, with that wrapped plastic it made it textured and I'M REALLY into the rippled vibes. Hmm a connection? LOL

& my partner used the skinny part of a beer bottle! Ha Ha I liked that! Hes fascinated with sticking anything and everything inside! I can't remember what other foreign objects he's stuck in my coooter. A skinny hair brush handle once. That's not too uncommon though. I have an amazing vibrating tooth brush that's rechargeable. Too bad I didn't have it back when I didn't have toys!

Oh, my partner used to surprise me by putting my phone on vibrate and sticking it to my crotch! Lol.
05/13/2011
Contributor: SexyLilPixi SexyLilPixi
One of my friends is a master of this subject.
I finally just gave him some old, barely used & sanitized toys for him & his gf. He's told me all kinds of stories about every household appliance you could think of.
05/13/2011
Contributor: NarcissisticLust NarcissisticLust
With a condom and filled with hot water, a plastic pepsi bottle. Oh my gosh I can't believe I'm telling people this! I was in a distance relationship and hadn't had sex in over a month. This was only a few months before buying my first sex toy.
05/13/2011
Contributor: NarcissisticLust NarcissisticLust
Quote:
Originally posted by ScottA
I didn't say it was a good idea, just that I did it. With men "did it" doesn't necessarily mean "good idea". It was when I was too scared/cheap to get real sex toys.

When you look at the picture it's not as bad ... more
Not the weirdest object put in the but, plus the bulbed end looks alright. Not saying it's a good idea, but somebody did...
05/13/2011
Contributor: Trillian Trillian
Screwdriver handle
06/13/2011
Contributor: MN58 MN58
A perfume bottle.
06/13/2011
Contributor: curmudgeoncat curmudgeoncat
A washed glass soda bottle and a hair brush.
06/14/2011
Contributor: SiNn SiNn
Quote:
Originally posted by paralax
ok, so you are getting hot and heavy with your partner. you are somewhere where you are not prepared. what have you or do you use to help out?
i was with someone who likes getting pegged, we didnt have our toys so i used a spatula handle. so ... more
an mnm minnies tube while on cam with my better half
06/17/2011