The Accidental Hooker by Wicked Pictures - review by Tuesday

This movie is filmed as though it were a documentary about the career of an escort. The star, the beautiful Kaylani Lei, answers questions in front of a film crew. Each time she begins telling of particular encounters we are transported to the scene she describes. She tells how she didn't intend to end up with this career, but was led into it by someone she corresponded with online.

The scene with this man was the least plausible of all. He doesn't say one word and only removes just enough clothes to accomplish his goals. Someone who was actively chatting with another person would likely have things to say when they finally met that person in real life. I have nothing positive to say about someone who would coldly behave the way this character did. Perhaps that's why he was my least favorite actor in this movie.

Most of the sex scenes went on for far too long. This is really the core of why you watch a porn movie so it is indeed unfortunate that these scenes seemed to drag. The women almost always moaned excessively loudly, a pet peeve of mine. How is it arousing when the women are clearly faking pleasure and therefore not really feeling pleasure? I watched most of the movie with the sound off. I have no tolerance at all for fake screams of pleasure. The 'realism' was not enhanced during the moment when the stimulation stopped but the woman, apparently on autopilot, continued moaning for several seconds.

One scene, however, was truly exceptional. She gives a hand job to one of her johns while both attend the opera, dressed in their finest. I found it to be incredibly sexy to watch them appear to be enthusiastic opera fans from the neck up while such hot action is going on in the man's lap. Some of this scene was filmed through the space between two seats in the row in front of them, allowing the audience a voyeuristic thrill. I loved it. I'll be re-enacting this scene in my mind (if not in real life) for a long time.

Its entirely possible, given the variety of scenarios shown, that there is a scene for everyone in this movie. Perhaps a different scene than the one I liked will be your favorite. The scenes in this movie are:

sex with man in hotel - apparently shy man (the man who started her on her 'accidental' path to hooking) keeps most of his clothes on during sex and flicks his tongue at the star nearly incessantly
sex with man in back of limousine - very hot man, lots of sparkly jewelry
man in hotel - brief, no sex. The star leaves quickly with little explanation
voyeur scene - The film's star watches a couple have sex
dinner and threesome with married couple - really hot looking couple; great sex but it goes on too long
blow job in car during car wash - The star does not appear to enjoy the experience.
hand job during opera - The best scene! Worth waiting through all previous scenes.
orgy - 4 women, 2 men; even the orgy scene wasn't as good as the Opera scene.

I found the near constant spitting into people's mouths and onto genitals to be nauseating. There was seemingly no one the film's star didn't need to drip spit onto repeatedly. If you enjoy that, you'll love this movie.

In the last few minutes, the shocking twist is revealed. I found it to be so ridiculous that it was comical. I actually did laugh out loud. It was almost as though the filmmaker didn't know how to end the movie, so threw in something outrageous that didn't quite make sense. I can't say more without revealing the 'twist.' Just enjoy it for its comic outrageousness.

I've struggled with how to rate this. Three points because most of the sex scenes dragged or four points for the stellar opera scene and the probability that there is at least one scene here that will appeal to everyone? I'm going with my first reaction rating of four points.