Garbage Pail Girls Garbage Pail Girls

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Do you like dirty girls?

If you are looking for something different, this is definitely a title to investigate. It breaks a lot of porn conventions and standards with it's content. Though of course, it doesn't go too overboard. This is one of those porn tapes that could develop a cult following. You get ass-to-mouth, rough sex, and even a porn star covered in food.
*Not too extreme
*Unique scenes
*The scenes could be better
*No real bonus features
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I had to check Wikipedia as to what this was a parody of exactly. I knew the phrase "Garbage Pail Kids" from somewhere in the back of my mind, but wasn't exactly sure what it was. I was surprised to find they were trading cards...about deformed kids, of all things. Which is just something to shake your head about.

The Content
At first glance, this seems like a rather raunchy title. And it can be, to an extent. But it's not nearly as raunchy as it hypes itself up to be. We get four scenes here. The stars include: Cream Puff Patty, Toilet Seat Trudie, Trash Can Tina, and Garbage Mouth Gia. I'm mildly surprised we didn't see a Sewer Tunnel Sarah in there.

Overall, I can say that this is a noteworthy title. In a sea of mediocre cookie-cutter porn, this one takes a chance to step away and have something definitely outside the norm. For those of you thinking this might be a bit's not really as bad as it makes itself out to be. Baby steps.

The back of the case describes each of the ladies. It talks about ass juices, being covered in flies, and being "sticky and disgusting". And that's just Gia. Not exactly accurate, though.

The thing is, a lot of the stuff said is just there for the shock value, I suppose you could say. There is ass-to-mouth, yes. But there aren't any flies or the like.

The Actual Content
What you really get, is rough sex. The one girl makes these silly "gah-gah-gah" sounds as she gah-ags on a cock. There is some footage of the girls rimming the guys. As for the locations, they include a dumpster, a toilet, and a trash can.

There are no bonus features here. Not a one. The only thing extra you get is a humorous 3 minute clip of Dirty Harry, as he struggles to perform the cumshot with Patty. Hilarious.
When I saw the case, I was honestly like "damn, I didn't think Eden sold stuff like this." I didn't know what to expect. Granted, this is a hardcore flick, and not for the squeamish. But it's hardly an extreme title. Yes there is a dumpster girl, but there is no real sex in the dumpster. And it's a pristine dumpster that looks to be sitting in the middle of an office.

The girl in the trash can gets screwed in front of a fireplace in a living room. The girl in the toilet, while there are various positions, it's not exactly original. I've seen fuck scenes in the bathroom before. No points for originality here.

Still, overall I think this is a great title, because it breaks away from the pack and does it's own thing, for the most part. It is a good start, but it could have been better. So much talk about the girls craving anal, it would have been nice to see an anal creampie or two. But that might have been too risque for the one in charge. So we end up with the standard porn facial cumshots.

Still, personally I say this one gets two thumbs and an erection.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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