To catch a predator parody by Zero Tolerance - review by Falsepast

Case: The DVD has a cover over the case, but both the case and cover look the same. The front has the title, with an asterisk by "Official" and on the right says, "TOTALLY not approved by the producers of the To Catch a Predator television series". Cover has a blonde in a slightly transparent black bra and panties with 2 cameras pointed at her and a man pointing at papers on a clipboard. The bottom of the case says "MILFS get busted" and lists: Julia Ann, Raylene, Mellanie Monroe, India Summer, and Dyanna Lauuren. Both sides feature the title and company, as well as their logo and a picture. The left side has woman wearing a white bra and panties, while the right has a woman riding on a dick, naked.
The back of the case has website at the top for more parodies by Zero Tolerance, underneath there is a description. "In this XXX spin on the popular television show, oversexed cock-hungry MILFS scour the internet for younger 'barely legal' playthings to pound their seasoned snatches. Well, not so fast you predatory pole snatchers - we've set up a sting operation that catches every - crazed cock-sucking, perverted pussy pounding and frenetic ass fucking - on video. Imagine the shock and surprise when these predatory pumas get busted for their potentially felonious fucking ways. If you've ever seen the television show, have a hankering for hardcore sex or like to watch the sexiest MILFs in XXX get their bottoms busted...you'll love To Catch a Predator XXX - MILFS Get Busted!" Below the description, there are lots of pictures of women giving oral, having sex, etc. To the right there is the legal disclaimer. At the very bottom, it lists the actresses again and also includes James Deen, Chris Johnson, and Alex Gonz. It also says the DVD is over 2 hours, shot in HD, has behind the scenes, cum shot loop, photo gallery, full motion chapter menu, and auto-restart.

DVD: The Main Menu has the title, the picture from the front cover, a slightly transparent background with 2 people having sex with a serious song, meant to somewhat mimic the original TCAP theme, playing. If nothing is selected after a while, the auto restart takes effect and the movie starts on its own. The Main Menu has 3 choices : Play Movie, Chapters and Special Features.

Chapters: This option shows you previews of each of the 5 sex scenes above the porn stars names, and allows you to pick which scene you want to watch.

Special Features: This option leads to a screen with a picture of another woman, sex in the background, and the same annoying theme with 4 more options to choose from. The special features include: Behind the scenes, Photo gallery, Cumshots, and Trailers.
-Behind the Scenes: 12 minutes, 30 seconds of BORING! This contains nothing really noteworthy and, in my opinion, is just a really boring feature. Someone is filming as they film the sex, shoot the pictures, etc.
-Photo gallery: Nothing special at all. Women in bra panties then partially off, then sex, oral, and sex again. 4:34 song from menus which is only 30 seconds repeated frequently gets annoying.
-Cumshots: Almost all are pretty good, with the guys moaning, and cumming on the womans face, breasts, or in her mouth. The only failure was the last one which just dripped down to her breast, and didn't squirt out like the others. Total of 2:54 seconds.
-Trailers: There is no way to pick the trailers, it simply plays all trailers once selected. The trailers primarily consist of showing girls having sex and being named as the trailer proceeds. The trailers include: Blow Me Sandwich 12, Cum Hungry Leave Full 6, Fishnets Volume 9, two Girlvana 4 trailers, Piece of Ass, POV Centerfolds 7, and Up Skirts. The trailers are a total of about 12 minutes and 30 seconds.

Movie: Starts with preview clips of what is to come in the movie. Once it officially starts, fans of the show are bound to laugh due to how similar the events play out. The username and explicit chat is shown, pointing out that the woman came for an affair, followed by the decoy inviting the woman in for cookies. Of course there are differences, instead of this being a sting to catch pedophiles, this is about women being caught cheating on their husbands. Also, instead of arrests, after Chris "Manson" with "Lateline NCB" introduces himself, then tells the cougar they are free to go or have sex with the decoy, thankfully they have sex.
What shocked me about this parody is that it's ACTUALLY funny. From the hilarious screen to the excuses as to why the wives are there, this one will make you laugh.

Scene 1 starts with a woman coming in and claiming she was there to buy a snowblower. Chris Manson introduces himself, and she decides she might as well fuck the decoy since she's caught. This includes kissing, oral both ways, sex in multiple positions, a bit of 69-ing. Overall not a bad scene but I'm sure her boobs are fake which is a turn off. If they aren't fakes, they definitely look like it. The scene ends like most others, with cumshot in her mouth.

In the scene 2, Chris Mansons wife comes home to Chris interviewing her as he does to people at work. Overall the scene is hilarious. Even during the blowjob at the beginning, he doesn't stop the comedy. The scene contains oral, a brief tit fuck, sex in multiple positions including her on top, doggie style, etc. and ends with a cumshot on her face.

In scene 3, another woman looking for a fling walks in the house to only to be surprised by Chris Manson, after she removes her disguise, Chris proceeds to inform her that she can either have sex with the decoy or go out where her husband is waiting with cops and a lawyer...why he has cops I have no clue, since the decoy is portrayed as 18. The scene contains a blowjob and sex, just like the other scenes. For some reason, although the DVD looked flawless, it randomly froze at one point in the scene, but asude from that the movie ran perfectly.

Scene 4: This next woman gets naked as she walks in and gets caught offguard by Chris Manson. At this point, I thought the jokes would start getting dull, but thankfully not, and they're still hilarious. "Oh shit am I gonna get in trouble?" "That depends on whether or not your husband owns a firearm." This time a new porn star plays the decoy, but its kind of disappointing since his physique is a bit bigger and muscle-y, making him look older than 18. Again, there is oral on him, then her, followed by sex in different positions, nothing special.

In scene 5, a woman who once appeared on the show comes back, knowing it's a trap to simply attempt to get some extra film for a resume to get herself back into show buisness. There's oral and vaginal sex again, ending with a cumshot in her mouth like many other scenes. After the cumshot, the credits roll, which was slightly disappointing. I had expected Chris Manson to get a final joke in.

Overall: The lighting was good, sex was repetitive due to the same standard oral and vaginal sex over and over. Although the case referenced there would be anal, there was none, and the actresses could've been better. Nina Hartley in this would've been awesome!

It's not necessarily that I don't like it, it's just that it's pretty dull in terms of porn. It does better as something to laugh at and not something to masturbate to.