Jesse Jane's Juice by Digital Playground - review by Cougar in Training

I bought this not knowing anything about it, other than Jesse Jane is HOT and I've liked her in other movies I've seen. As soon as I put this DVD in, I was disappointed.

The first time I watched it, I skipped through a lot of scenes trying to find one that I would like. Eventually, I gave up. If I want one-on-one sex, I'll call someone. When watching porn, I want to see something different, something exciting. I need to see more than two people, at least once in the movie. While there were some decent girl-on-girl scenes, it was overshadowed by the slow pace of the scenes. I put the DVD in my computer and was able to speed it up to 2X speed. This was much better, and it still looked natural. I didn't feel like I was missing anything, but it made me think of how slow and boring it is at a regular pace.

I'm still kinda confused on the whole premise (I'd use the word plot, but that would be misleading). There were guns and sex, that's about what I got from it. I know we don't watch porn for the plot, but I do like somewhat of a story line, even if it's a stretch. From what I can see here, they just wanted sex and guns and the story didn't matter at all. Maybe if there had been dialogue, it would have made some sense.

There was one whole scene when Jesse Jane was masturbating over the top of a machine gun. I don't get it. Jesse is hot, but I don't need to see her masturbating on top of a machine gun. Maybe if guns turn you on, you would like this, but that's not my thing.
There was a second masturbation scene, again using a gun. This one was even slower. It took forever for her to get naked. I understand teasing and building anticipation, but this was still too long.

The music was good. I actually really liked the music, but it should have been background. I want to hear the sounds of sex! That's what makes it so much hotter for me, but this was set to music and that's all you heard. No moans, no groans, no talking, nothing. This alone would have made it a more pleasure experience and made it something I would probably watch again.

The first time I watched this, it was with my boyfriend. Neither one of us really liked it, but it was the first time we watched porn together. That alone made it hot. I've tried watching it a few other times to do research for the review. I still don't like it, but watching it makes me think of when I watched it with him. I do like the music and it's good that there is no talking, so I can add my own soundtrack and concentrate on the first porn experience with my boyfriend.

I really want to like this, but I just don't. It's slow, and the fact that there's music on top and you can't hear the sex is just a deal breaker for me. I pick up the DVD every once in a while and think about putting it on, but then I remember how disappointed I was with it and can't bring myself to actually watch it. Don't waste your money on this one.