Dana DeArmond Does The Internet
Presented by Vivid Alt
Directed by Malachi Ecks

Starring
Dana DeArmond, Princess Donna, Lorelei Lee, Reagan Maddux, Daniel, Mini, Julius Ceazher, Icarus Corpse

DVD Case
The DVD case was a surprise with this one. Instead of a normal sized one, it was a small booklet wrapped in plastic. But be careful when you open it up, as the disks were loose. Instead of a tab that the disks snap into, these just slide in. And surprisingly there were 3 disks included. Disk 1 features the movie. Disk 2 has the Behind the Scenes and Trailers. And Disk 3 was a CD soundtrack.

DVD Menu
On disk 1 this is just Play Movie and Chapter Selection. For the chapters, they are broken down 1 through 6 with some film from each scene.

Disk 2 has Trailers and Behind The Scenes. Under trailers there are 4 you can choose from. There are many different things available in the BTS, with two of them being a 20 minute BTS look at the filming.

Main Movie
Starting the DVD, Dana picks up Reagan alongside the road. It goes through an introduction of who Dana is a little, talks about her car, and her favorite thing, getting mail. They go to a zoo for a moment, then we are introduced to her and a guy playing around. He first fingers her, then she sucks his cock which has multiple piercings, OWCH! They 69, then he orgasms on her foot. Just after a few minutes of action, she is talking to the camera like in an interview, just saying that she feels she is the same person that she always has been, and is weirded out by all of her fans wanting to know personal information about her.

After the camera talks with Reagan for a moment, who is a porn noobie that meet Dana over the internet because she is a huge fan, the movie cuts to Reagan sucking Julius's cock in a restaurants kitchen, before moving to titty fuck him. After about 7 minutes he orgasms on her chest.

Now Dana and Reagan come on Julius on a couch, and they both start sucking his cock. Then the cock is in Dana's mouth as Reagan licks her breasts. The girls are very much not in control with Julius, and he is doing as he pleases, and telling them what to do. Then there is a scene cut, with Dana having the cock in her mouth, and fingering Reagan's pussy. Another horrible scene cut, and Reagan is in doggy receiving the man's cock as she kisses Dana who is fingering herself. Now some 5 seconds of anallingus for Dana, before she is receiving his cock in doggy. Reagan looks bored for a while, before moving into 69 on top of Dana. Dana is extremely vocal during this scene. After a decent length scene of about 10 minutes, he orgasms on both of their asses. It was a better scene than the first, in both length and actions, but there were too many very abrupt scene cuts.

After another brief zoo visit where Dana is talking about Lorelei, we met her as Dana opens a door, and gives her a sleeping Daniel as a present. Face slapping, cock sucking, male breast pulling, and another pierced cock. Quite quickly Lorelei jumps on his penis, before she is bent over receiving anallingus, and fingering of both of her holes. The man is given a bottle of lube to spread all over Lorelei's ass, which is nice to see that they are using lube, then he shoves a soft plug up her ass. Lorelei is even louder, and it almost sounds like she is crying. Then he pulls the toy out and fucks her up her ass. The scene finishes with Lorelei sucking down the cum, then giving it to Dana, then back to Lorelei. Also about a 10 minute scene, but I really don't like all the cum swapping.

Another brief interview, then another scene with Daniel. This time it starts like he is a stranger recognizing Dana, then following her to her room. He quickly rips off her shorts, and shoves himself inside her pussy. Some cock sucking, a little chocking, and more fucking, now in doggy. Dana finishes him off by stroking him to orgasm and it squirts all over her chest. It lasts about 8 minutes.

Princess Donna is in the next and final scene, and it starts with Dana being shoved down on the bed, and having her dress lifted up. She first gets fingered, and it looks like a full fist except for the thumb. She is also licked, slapped and spanked. Then some heel sucking, licking, and toe sucking as well for both girls while Dana is still being fingered. What multi-tasking! Now Princess Donna is on the receiving end of being titty slapped and fingered hard, and she is enjoying it just as much. Dana then gets spanked with the bottom of a heel, before she gets her ass fingered, then almost fisted again, minus the thumb, and licked as well. This lasts about 15 minutes, and the girls finish by bouncing on the bed watching their boobs go back and forth.

Disk 1 ends after a little more of an interview with Dana, after 1 hour and 30 minutes.

Conclusion
Besides watching some Belladonna films, this is the first time I have swayed from typical "normal" porn. I had read that Dana was very energetic and fun to watch, so I figured I would try this one. I guess I wasn't fully aware of what I had requested with ALT porn, but that's not to say that it is bad. I don't mind all of their piercings, except when there are multiple ones along the penis. But the setup of the film was enjoyable, with the interviews inter-mixed with the sex. And compared to Belladonna, I didn't think she was over the top extreme and disgusting. So I'm not totally wowed by Dana, but she didn't disgust me either. Right in the middle.

I haven't watched this since the original review, and I tried to click on the link so I could view the back case of the DVD. It isn't available anymore. I then went in and re-read my review, and the scenes really didn't seem that interesting. I had wanted to see Dana since I had heard a few things about her, but I don't think this film with its format is what I was looking for. I would rather just see her in a movie without all the dialogue thrown into the film. This one probably won't be watched again.