Touch me erotic massage playing cards - adult game by Cal Exotics - review by PonyPlay

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A Plain Old Card Game...

Worth while if you are looking for something sweet and innocent for yourself or as a gift. Not really all that exciting if you prefer a game that is going to push you beyond your boundaries and make you try new and dirty things. This is more of a game to help you slow down and enjoy your partners body, all of their body. Still it would have been nice to see a little more creativity in the cards and some of the cards are repetitive and don't make much sense.
Simple instructions, Easy to play, Some of the cards have good suggestions and ideas.
Some of the cards are repetitive and don't really tell you what to do to you partner.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review

Purpose / Audience

I would recommend this to couples interested in creating a romantic mood. You can also use it with a group of your "friend with benefits" as it can be played with as many people as you desire. It would also make a great gift for a bridal shower or something along those lines as it has no pornographic images on the card or the package and it's geared toward romance. I don't recommend to people that tend to want to get down to business right away, the game is meant to draw things out and encourage foreplay. The game is more geared towards heterosexual couples as some of the cards are focused on certain parts of the body, the penis, the vagina, etc... This game is not for those that are exceptionally dirty and are looking for something that is going to make them push their limits; rather this game is a good ice breaker for those that are new in a relationship and want to start slow or those that are looking for something that encourages foreplay.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Fun with your partner
    • Gift
    • Romance
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom
    • Party
    • Sleep over
  • General
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    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Couples
    • Multiple players
    • Good for foreplay

Rules / Content

The game is pretty straight forward overall. There are 54 cards in the deck, those 54 cards are made up of matching pairs of cards, so there is 27 possible fun things to do to your partner.

The 54 cards are split up into three categories of 18 cards each:

yellow: being light massage
orange: being intermediate massage somewhat sexual
red: being very sexual massage going towards foreplay.

In the first round the 18 yellow cards are shuffled and laid face down in a three by six card rectangle. The player that is not the dealer flips over two cards making sure that the other player/players see what has been flipped. If the two cards that are flipped over match then the player takes those card and sets them by there side. This continues until all of the yellow cards have been picked up. The same occurs with the 18 orange cards and the 18 red. At the end when all of the cards are in the hands of the players, the player go through their cards and picks out one from each color that they wish to perform on their partner. In the case that they have not picked up any cards of a certain color they may improvise with a different color.

Very clear an informative instructions are provided with the set of cards. The only problem with this game is the fact that about a third of the cards where more psychological than physical. For example some of them don't give any instruction on what you should do to your partner rather they go on about the benefits of erotic massage and how you should think about erotic massage. Just to give you a taste of what I'm talking about I'll give you an excerpt from the card entitled, "The Music of Erotic Massage"...

"Much like listening to beautiful music, receiving erotic massage is an individual experience, a time to enjoy and "get into it", a time to be pampered." -The Music of Erotic Massage

It continues on in this manor not really giving you an idea of what you are supposed to do. On one hand this is good because it leaves it to your imagination but for those that want to play a game that is going to make them have to try new things you might find this a little of a let down.
    • Comes with clear instructions
    • Takes a long time


The design to me was overly simplistic and seemed a bit cheap to me. For example the faces of the card are just white with black instructions, there are no boarders or anything, it is just as plain as it gets. My first thought when I saw the faces of the card was, "Wow they kinda scrimped on the ink...". It would have been nice to see a little more design and finesse put into the aesthetics of the cards themselves. The back of the card was all right, but very simple also. They are featured in three different colors red, orange, and yellow and each is labeled different. Red is labeled, "Hot and full blown heat massage". Orange is labeled, "That feels really really good massage". Yellow is labeled, "Warm up massage". All for the card also say "Touch Me, Erotic Massage Game", onthe backs. The material that the card is made from itself is as sturdy as a regular deck of playing cards and will eventually wear out with use. They can also be bent and damaged easily, so make sure you put them away before things start to get ruff.
    • Flimsy
    • Travel friendly
    • Plain


I couldn't honestly get through this game. We got about half way though and then got distracted and just ended up having sex, which is good if you don't intend on playing the game all the way through. I have never been really into romantic loving being that I am more into BDSM and my foreplay usually consists of whipping my partner instead of massaging them. But all said I have to admit it was fun to try something different and some of the cards were very informative and had some good ideas.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • deadpoet
    great review
  • Love Buzz
    Great Review
  • Sammi
    I think I'll skip these
    Good review!
  • Jon S
    ty for the review
  • DreamWolf
    Great review, thank you!
  • Master DarkWolf
    Good review...
  • Kissy
    Thanks a bunch for the review!
  • SadoMas
    awesome thanx
  • tami
    great review, I would love to try these!
  • amenti

    Thank you for your super helpful detailed review!

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