A Sipper It Is

I wouldn't exactly spend the money on this myself in order to own it, but just like it was given to me as one, I would give this as a gag gift any day.
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Pros
Hilarious, actually glows.
Cons
Hard to suck on.
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review
I was given this as a gag gift and found it quite hilarious, actually. That was until I tried to drink from it. The name is literally what you do with it.

I can't take big long drinks from it. Although it says "Junior" in the title, it still holds enough to where there would be plenty left if I were to take a decent size "sip" when I was thirsty. Maybe it was the intention to make it this way so that you literally have to suck on it to get any liquid out of it, which although a funny thought, it is frustrating. Maybe mine was just defective? Who knows?

I obviously wasn't about to take this out into public as I can only imagine the weird stares and comments I would get from pulling a mini dick out of my purse and then drinking from it, all the while sucking really hard to even get anything out. As it was a gag gift and not given for any real particular use, it didn't last long in my household before I threw it in the trash.

But before I threw it in the trash, I wanted to make sure that it actually glowed in the dark and to see what it looked like. Because it is so transparent in the pictures, it's kinda the same in person. I mean, you know it's there and all, but it's so light colored that the only way you can tell the shape from a distance is if there is liquid in it. But when it glows in the dark, you can definitely tell what it is right away. And you can tell from far away as well.

I gave this product three stars because it does give a good laugh, and if you get one with a top that doesn't leave you sucking like a maniac to try and get anything to come out of it, it is a fun little bottle to have around the house. And it looks cool in the dark.
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  • Contributor: PropertyOfPotter
    Is this reuseable or disposible? If it's reuseable, how should it be cleaned? How much liquid will it hold? How think is the bottle? What's it made out of?
  • Contributor: Airen Wolf
    What a cute little gag gift!
  • Contributor: susansmith2012
    thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: krystalmarie
    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: hotcherry
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: TheSlyFox
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Kenneth Fort
    Looks good.
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    ty
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    ty
  • Contributor: Robespierrethecat
    HAH!
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    Thanks!
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