Xxx rated playing cards - adult game by Pipedream - review by fghjkl

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Are these Supposed to be Gag Cards?

The cards themselves are great, but the shots are shitty. They make a great gag gift, but they're not something you're going to want to take to your next poker game.
Sturdy cards, Nice variation in sexual acts
The women aren't attractive, Pictures are older (90's)
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review

This is pretty much a regular deck of cards, but it is covered in hardcore porn shots. It includes 52 playing cards and 2 jokers.

Basically, you can use these in any way that you would use a deck of standard playing cards. You can play poker or any other card game with them, you can use them for drinking games, or you can use them with a board game where cards are needed, etc.

On top of all those options, you can create your own dirty game with your partner that includes the sexual acts on the cards.


The cards are mostly heterosexual shots, but there are a few girl-on-girl. There are no guy-on-guy shots. Here is a breakdown of the different type of sexual acts on the cards:

24 oral shots:

-18 of these are women giving oral to a man. They include 4 facial cum shots and one with two women and a man. The rest are just basic "dick in the mouth" shots.

-5 of these are women receiving oral. 3 of them are men giving oral to women and 2 are girl-on-girl.

-1 of these cards is a woman giving a man a blow job while she receives oral from a woman.

3 fingering shots:

2 of these cards are of a man fingering a woman, and 1 of them is of a woman fingering a woman.

17 vaginal penetration shots:

They vary from woman on top, man on top, close up shots, long shots, frontal angles, and rear angles. There is also 1 doggie style shot.

3 anal shots:

None of them are up close shots, so I'm not 100% positive that they're anal, but they look like it.

2 strap-on shots:

I was really happy to see these strap-on cards. 1 is girl on top on a chair and 1 is doggie style.

2 dildo shots:

These 2 cards show vaginal penetration with a dildo/vibrator.

1 vaginal/anal beads shot:

This is the weirdest shot. It's a woman squatting down with beads hanging from her girly bits. I can't tell if they're coming from her pussy or her ass.

2 jokers:

1 is a larger woman receiving oral, and the other is a larger woman receiving vaginal penetration.

The back of the cards have an XXX rated logo on top of a light blue background. The cards themselves are just as sturdy as any other deck of cards and will probably last a long time with regular use. The deck comes in a regular cardboard flip-top box that includes 6 of the hardcore shots. The box is not discreet at all!

Personal comments

I don't like these cards at all! A few of the women are definitely over 40, and a couple of them look like men! There are bad implants and ugly genitals. I bought these cards for my boyfriend to take to his poker games, but he hates them. One of the girls even has an covered in pimples. This is not really something I want to see on these kind of cards. If you're looking for a deck of gag cards, pick these up, but if you're looking for a sexy deck for every day use, keep looking.
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  • Dusk
    Thanks for the review! I wouldn't want these either @_@
  • liilii080
    Wow- these sounded fun until I got to the bottom of the review! Yikes.
  • DeliciousSurprise
    Yikes. Good review.
  • TheSinDoll
    Nice Review! I can't imagine what I'd use these for, but it's still funny that EF has them.
  • Solar Ray
    That sounds like the unsexiest sexy cards out there. Great review.
  • Redboxbaby
    I was wondering about these. Thanks for the review. I think I'll pass.
  • MeliPixie
    Good review I don't like that the jokers are the only larger women... I'm a larger woman... That's really sad and slightly angering....
  • faust
    nice review
  • chantalgiardina
    great review thanks!
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