Happy ending fortune cookies the pride edition - adult game by Icon Brands - review by Starlight Requiem

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Awful Cookie, Poor Fortune

This product might be an amusing diversion for one evening, but hardly measures up to provide seven steamy nights of fantasy and pleasure. The fortunes on the ones I read were all rather cheesy and either too commonly referenced, or just simply boring.

One fortune was as simple as "Would your lips like to meet mine?", which I'm sure would have most couples going "A kiss? Is that it?", while others would probably grumble and reach for another fortune.
*They offer random acts for the evening.
*Terrible taste
*Poor quality fortunes
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
There isn't really much to say about this product. It comes in a simple box with the food ingredients and whatnot listed on the back. To be honest, the package is VERY misleading, at least in my opinion. Words like "provocative" and "fabulously naughty" are thrown out, but the fortunes themselves don't really reflect those concepts.

In terms of taste and texture, the cookies are terrible. There is very little taste to them, as if the base cookie itself were simply bland, and the cookie was brushed either before or after baking with some cloyingly sweet glaze to give them some semblance of taste. I honestly didn't finish half of the cookie I tried, the taste was just so "bleh" to me. The cookie itself is very tough and brittle. Biting into one might hurt most people's teeth, so for my part, I used my fist to crush them.

The obvious reason for purchasing this product is the fortunes. The goal here is to spice up a romantic evening, but to be honest, it's not going to help much. Of the six fortunes I received (I didn't even get the full seven cookies in my box), they are all fairly ambiguous enough that they can be used by either a male or female.

Several of the fortunes were fairly obvious in nature. Whether it be for kissing your partner, or performing oral on them. The remaining ones are a joke, though. Doing something that is "still illegal in North Carolina", or whether to have "sex or a Glee marathon". I mean, really, how is this supposed to enhance or even start the mood?

In my experience, there are many better ways to add a bit of spice to an evening, and these cookies sure aren't on the list. However, some might find them amusing. The random acts you can perform based on the cookie you receive might add in a little entertainment for the evening.
To be honest, this was a poor experience for me. While I was alone and checking over the cookies, I expected them to at least be of a better quality than they were. The overall unappetizing aspects of the cookies themselves was one thing. Some people might like the flavor, for all I know.

However, the fortunes inside them were just so obscenely bland and poorly written. That was just something I could not reconcile. With this being the "Pride" edition, it makes me wonder whether pride means these are the best they have to offer, that they are proud of them.

While I haven't yet looked over the other versions, I can hardly think that there is anything better in the "Regular" ones, if Pride is the best they have to offer. Valentines might be a bit easier to pull off if the fortunes had more in the way of romance, but the fetish ones, well, I don't know what to say about that. If they are written in the same style as the Pride ones, I'll pass.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Happy ending fortune cookies the pride edition tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Group situations
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
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  • voenne
    This sound absolutely terrible, and I will definitely avoid these. Six cookies doesn't sound like much-- I'm really curious to find out how much they cost. Thanks for the warning!
  • LadyDarknezz
    Laaame! How can they mess up such a simple concept?!

    And to add insult to injury the cookies taste terrible...How disappointing, but I can't say I expected much from them. Definitely a dud, but I really enjoyed reading your review. Great job!
  • ScarletFox
    6 cookies for that price is a little crazy.

    Though with them being the "Pride" edition, the packaging, and some of the fortunes that you listed I am assuming they meant these for LGBT couples. Which frankly the whole "Sex or Glee Marathon" makes me raise an eyebrow that they assume everyone who is part of that community likes Glee. However that is just my simple opinion.
  • True Pleasures
    Wow.. That stinks on pretty much every level. Jipped out of a cookie, the taste is terrible, and the fortunes are that lame... I guess I should have expected that, but I was hoping that they'd be somewhat decent. Great review!
  • Zombirella
    Oh I'm sad to see such a poor rating, I was interested in one of the other bags as something fun to get and give to my fiance since he loves fortune cookies and always steals mine when we order Chinese! What a bummer!
  • gypsymama
    A cute concept..... should have been easy to get right!
  • ToyGeek
    I'd had my doubts about these, and I guess I was right! You'd probably do better on your own with a recipe for fortune cookies and a laser printer.
  • Kitka
    These didn't look appealing to me at all when I first saw them and I guess I wasn't too far off. Sorry these were so terrible but thanks for sharing your review on them with us!
  • Airen Wolf
    Yech I will stick to my favorite fortune cookies from my favorite Chinese eatery!
  • hallelujah
  • SecretKinksters
    Thanks for the review! This could have been a great idea...
  • pizzahut
    Thanks for the review.

  • Ms. Peaches
    Thanks for the review.
  • LunaLuthor
  • Terri69
    Thanks for the great review!
  • loneroutrage
    thanks for the review!
  • unfulfilled
    I have the Valentines edition and I have pretty much the same thoughts as you.
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