Peni-bubbles - gags by Cal Exotics - review by Jul!a

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Blow Me... Some Bubbles!

This penis shaped bottle of bubbles will make a great gag gift or addition to any ladies night out. The wand doesn't produce the greatest bubbles, but you do indeed get bubbles.
Cute gag gift, You can blow lots of bubbles
Bottle can leak if not closed all the way, Small holes = not great bubbles
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Remember when you were a kid and you used to spend hours outside blowing bubbles? Well now you can take an adult approach to it with this cute little penis shaped bubble bottle!

The packaging does kinda scream "inappropriate", but it's also housing a penis shaped bottle of bubble solution, so that's a little moot.

The bottle, the cap, and the wand are all made of plastic. I couldn't find what specifically the string is made of, but it reminds me a lot of the string I used to play Cat's Cradle with. Either way the string does feel like it'll put up with quite a bit of abuse.

The bottle itself, including cap, is just about 3" tall. Not very obtrusive, and the 26" nylon-esque string attached to the cap means that just about anybody can wear this around their neck to make sure they don't misplace their novelty bubbles. There's something that appears to only serve as a light plastic weight at the 'top' of the string, it looks like it would break in half like a clasp, but alas, it is solid.

While wearing it as a necklace, it does have just enough weight to it that you'll feel that it's there, but not enough to make you feel as though you're being weighed down in any manner. The cap unscrews easily, although if you're trying to unscrew the cap while wearing it as a necklace, you'll want to unscrew the bottle from the cap, rather than the cap from the bottle as twisting the cap will twist up the cord. In reality, it's not that big a deal, but some people might find it inconvenient.

The wand itself is just under 1 1/2" long, and the little holes that you would blow through are really tiny, like abut 1/8". Unfortunately, the small size of the holes does prevent awesome bubble blowing. You can still get bubbles, but it can be a little more on the difficult side, especially if there's any kind of air flow in the area.

A word of caution when closing, make sure that you do tighten the cap all the way. It doesn't take much leeway for the bottle to leak.
Ok, I'm mildly frustrated that the bubbles don't work all that well. I mean, obviously they work, but the holes are so small that you're not gonna get great bubbles, and that makes me sad.
Follow-up commentary
I'll admit, it lost its novelty factor fairly quickly in my little group, but it can easily be passed around or brought out at multiple events. And after watching my lessly bubble blowing impaired friends, I did manage to figure out how to get better bubbles. It requires a steady hand, steady lungs, and little to no wind. We did manage to go through about half the bottle, which is when I'd suggest refilling it if you intend to, as it gets harder to get the wand sufficiently bubbly the lower the mixture gets.

All in all, I'd still say go for it, especially since it can be refilled time and time again.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Bridal gift
    • Gag gift
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • samanthalynn
    nice review
  • Jul!a
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