Penis whistle - gags discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by ~LaUr3n~

It's all the little quirky, silly, and slightly humiliating things that you can dress your bride-to-be up with, that make the night. This was one of those items that I wasn't sure I would use on the big bachelorette party night, but when I looked at all the stuff I bought, I started to realize that all of it put together would look pretty HIGHlarious.

After dinner, we had a long train ride downtown for clubbing. My friends and I took this opportunity to go through my "goodie bag" of pecker items and decked our girlie out. She was blindfolded because the location of the club was a secret. She couldn't see everything that we put on her until she got inside the club. This was one of the items we put on her among others: TWO pecker tiaras, a light up saber pecker wand, pecker pin, pecker lei, among others. I think you get the picture.

This whistle was a lot of fun to blow on at the bar. Our bachelorette got the bar tender trained to come at her beckoning penis whistle. "When I blow, you pour mister!". Even though this isn't the best whistle (don't be expecting to coach any soccer games with this thing), it still was a great additional to our party.

DESIGN/MATERIAL:

The whistle portion is loosely shaped like a traditional whistle and is made of plastic. The entire thing is 2 1/2" long. It is shaped like a chode penis and even has googly eyes on the face! The part where you blow into is a slot that also looks like a smiling mouth on the penis face. How adorable? On the underside the penis is much more detailed than on top where it is just shaded with paint. There are veins, folds under the head, and even pitting to simulate hair. Attached to the back is a loop where the necklace cord goes through. The cord is really long and is made of nylon cording. There is a black bead preventing the whistle from sliding too far.

USE/DURABILITY/HOLD-UP:

The whistle and cord by itself, held up very well and didn't break despite the amount of tugging it endured throughout the night. I was even surprised that he didn't lose at least one googly eye. My only complaint is that its functionality isn't the best. It takes a lot of blow to make a sound and the sound isn't very loud. This added to the amusement though. Watching your friend blow REALLY hard into a penis whistle...priceless!

PACKAGING:

The package is very plain and simple. The whistle comes in a snap to close plastic. There is no information other than the company website and that it is made in China.

I am giving this 4 stars. It is a great price and I wish I would have known it would have been such a great hit. It is affordable enough to buy for the whole party. I plan on doing this for the next few parties I am planning. The only down side was that the whistle sound is hard to produce and isn't that loud.

I was so pleased with this simple, effective, and cheap bachelorette accessory that I ended up purchasing it again for another party. The second bride-to-be had as much fun with it as the first and also ended up taking it home. There are a few other similar items like this that you can get for a few extra bucks, but there really isn't any need. The quality is just fine for the purpose.